T-Nation Meet Ups

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

I’ll get close to you. I mean, if you want. I don’t have cooties.[/quote]

I don’t have cooties either. How close are we talking? And is the TMNT shirt required?[/quote]

Welp I don’t know anybody in Mississipi. I’d have to come see you special.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

Csulli probably isn’t to far from you.[/quote]

Well then I will have to get his animal slaying ass to meet up for epic adventures of destruction and mayhem! [/quote]

Yall could go kick a couple 300lb wild boars and beat them to death with your bare hands. I am sure some version of that would require ripping out an eye ball, reaching your hand through the socket and scrambling its brains. [/quote]

Sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. Wild boar is good eating too. I know a place in Arkansas where they run the boars with dogs and you get to mount them and slit their throats with knives as the dogs hold them down.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

I’ll get close to you. I mean, if you want. I don’t have cooties.[/quote]

I don’t have cooties either. How close are we talking? And is the TMNT shirt required?[/quote]

Welp I don’t know anybody in Mississipi. I’d have to come see you special. [/quote]

I can show you the ropes in MS. Not much to see here, but me and great hunting. =D

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

I’ll get close to you. I mean, if you want. I don’t have cooties.[/quote]

I don’t have cooties either. How close are we talking? And is the TMNT shirt required?[/quote]

Welp I don’t know anybody in Mississipi. I’d have to come see you special. [/quote]

I can show you the ropes in MS. Not much to see here, but me and great hunting. =D
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That’s all I’d be interested in :wink:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
Im a little concerned now…[/quote]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.[/quote]

too late. explain yo self![/quote]

It’s no big deal really. Testy wants me too.[/quote]

are you heteroflexible?

[/quote]

I have all my ribs, if that’s what you mean?[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heteroflexibility[/quote]

Yeah, unfortunately that’s not me. Hope I’m not killing the fantasy.[/quote]

not at all just clarifying. [/quote]

Things will be clear enough after a couple of drinks & some grapeseed oil.[/quote]

What does grapeseed oil do?[/quote]

Allows us to slip in & out of ‘conversation’ w/ease.

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

Csulli probably isn’t to far from you.[/quote]

Well then I will have to get his animal slaying ass to meet up for epic adventures of destruction and mayhem! [/quote]

Yall could go kick a couple 300lb wild boars and beat them to death with your bare hands. I am sure some version of that would require ripping out an eye ball, reaching your hand through the socket and scrambling its brains. [/quote]

Sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. Wild boar is good eating too. I know a place in Arkansas where they run the boars with dogs and you get to mount them and slit their throats with knives as the dogs hold them down.[/quote]

Ive helped with the dogs. Never done the flipping and stabbing or the spearing. You get big boars up to that size though, not such good eating. That is a musk you cant soak out of the meat. Plus they are tough. Trying to pull the hide on one of those suckers will give you a new perspective on your grip strength.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

I’ll get close to you. I mean, if you want. I don’t have cooties.[/quote]

I don’t have cooties either. How close are we talking? And is the TMNT shirt required?[/quote]

Welp I don’t know anybody in Mississipi. I’d have to come see you special. [/quote]

I can show you the ropes in MS. Not much to see here, but me and great hunting. =D
[/quote]

That’s all I’d be interested in ;)[/quote]

Good, just be sure to bring the bunz and those yoga pants! Kk thx!

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:
None of you fuckers live close to me.[/quote]

Csulli probably isn’t to far from you.[/quote]

Well then I will have to get his animal slaying ass to meet up for epic adventures of destruction and mayhem! [/quote]

Yall could go kick a couple 300lb wild boars and beat them to death with your bare hands. I am sure some version of that would require ripping out an eye ball, reaching your hand through the socket and scrambling its brains. [/quote]

Sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. Wild boar is good eating too. I know a place in Arkansas where they run the boars with dogs and you get to mount them and slit their throats with knives as the dogs hold them down.[/quote]

Ive helped with the dogs. Never done the flipping and stabbing or the spearing. You get big boars up to that size though, not such good eating. That is a musk you cant soak out of the meat. Plus they are tough. Trying to pull the hide on one of those suckers will give you a new perspective on your grip strength.[/quote]

Oh definitely the big beasts are terrible eating, but the smaller ones mmm mmm delicious. My dogs don’t seem to mind the meat from the bigger ones though =P.

http://braggingpost.com/2012-13%20Hunting%20Season/Johnny_Bass/index2.htm

These two bad boys were taken just a few miles from our land. Guy I work with has a 360 he killed last year as well.