T-Nation Goes to Brazil

[quote]junkieXL wrote:
I didn’t have an intercourse in 2008 and I just happened to see this topic.

Thanks guys, you’re really sympathetic.[/quote]

Your welcome. But you can really thank us by hitting the weight, bring positive influences to T-Nation, and make yourself better in every way possible.

And give me money.

The money part shouldn’t be a problem.

I’ll drop a Brazilian wax session as a bonus.

I think I’m off to a great start here at T-Nation, yeah? :slight_smile:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
…No old people (Pusharder) and preferably no one with more game than me (Pusharder!)…

You sonofabitch, you know you need a chaperon.

I don’t need a veteran pimp/playboy snatching the Brazilian chicks away from me. You should take it as a compliment.

I know what you were doing. I was just responding in jest.

However, I too have thought of snatching Brazilian snatch. A buddy of mine from NC who has been there several times has been trying to get me to go there with him.[/quote]

I know you were jesting. But seriously, I don’t need you stealing my mojo. You can have Cuba. Brazil is ours.

What keeps you from going to Brazil? That place is a wonderland.

[quote]junkieXL wrote:
The money part shouldn’t be a problem.

I’ll drop a Brazilian wax session as a bonus.

I think I’m off to a great start here at T-Nation, yeah? :)[/quote]

Yes I do.

Welcome aboard the Brazil train.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
junkieXL wrote:
The money part shouldn’t be a problem.

I’ll drop a Brazilian wax session as a bonus.

I think I’m off to a great start here at T-Nation, yeah? :slight_smile:

Yes I do.

Wellcum aboard the Brazil train.[/quote]

I think this is what you meant with the motivational picture :slight_smile:

[quote]junkieXL wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
junkieXL wrote:
The money part shouldn’t be a problem.

I’ll drop a Brazilian wax session as a bonus.

I think I’m off to a great start here at T-Nation, yeah? :slight_smile:

Yes I do.

Wellcum aboard the Brazil train.

I think this is what you meant with the motivational picture :slight_smile:
[/quote]

lol

[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
…No old people (Pusharder) and preferably no one with more game than me (Pusharder!)…

You sonofabitch, you know you need a chaperon.

I don’t need a veteran pimp/playboy snatching the Brazilian chicks away from me. You should take it as a compliment.

I know what you were doing. I was just responding in jest.

However, I too have thought of snatching Brazilian snatch. A buddy of mine from NC who has been there several times has been trying to get me to go there with him.

I know you were jesting. But seriously, I don’t need you stealing my mojo. You can have Cuba. Brazil is ours.

What keeps you from going to Brazil? That place is a wonderland.

Now when I bring it up with my buddy he no longer wants to go.

He is about to spend several months in Jamaica. Has a villa, bodyguard and maid all set up. I think I will go visit him.[/quote]

Villa, bodyguard, and a maid. You have some rich friends. If this Brazil thread works and a few T-Guys go to Brazil, we can compare trips. Your trip to Jamaica and my trip to Brazil.

Here is why I’m going to Brazil.

http://rapidshare.com/files/124335007/
kingflex-macklessonsbrazilspecial5851.wmv.html

And

http://www.mediafire.com/?ieddbtxidzg

I hope to be a part of the T-Team on this.

[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Here is why I’m going to Brazil.

http://rapidshare.com/files/124335007/kingflex-macklessonsbrazilspecial5851.wmv.html

And

http://www.mediafire.com/?ieddbtxidzg

I hope to be a part of the T-Team on this.[/quote]

Boy, I hope this isn’t a trap. I’m downloading both videos as we speak.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
…No old people (Pusharder) and preferably no one with more game than me (Pusharder!)…

You sonofabitch, you know you need a chaperon.

I don’t need a veteran pimp/playboy snatching the Brazilian chicks away from me. You should take it as a compliment.

I know what you were doing. I was just responding in jest.

However, I too have thought of snatching Brazilian snatch. A buddy of mine from NC who has been there several times has been trying to get me to go there with him.

I know you were jesting. But seriously, I don’t need you stealing my mojo. You can have Cuba. Brazil is ours.

What keeps you from going to Brazil? That place is a wonderland.

Now when I bring it up with my buddy he no longer wants to go.

He is about to spend several months in Jamaica. Has a villa, bodyguard and maid all set up. I think I will go visit him.

Villa, bodyguard, and a maid. You have some rich friends. If this Brazil thread works and a few T-Guys go to Brazil, we can compare trips. Your trip to Jamaica and my trip to Brazil.

He has done real well in commercial real estate in Charlotte in the past few years. He is kinda cashing in his chips right now with the economic downturn.[/quote]

Sounds like I need to follow his lead and do something with real estate. Then I can cash my chips in. You gonna bring Mrs. Push on the trip?

[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
Here is why I’m going to Brazil.

http://rapidshare.com/files/124335007/
kingflex-macklessonsbrazilspecial5851.wmv.html

And

http://www.mediafire.com/?ieddbtxidzg

I hope to be a part of the T-Team on this.[/quote]

I’ve reviewed the evidence.

My T-Brazil team:

Kev
BluePfaltz

This gives me another idea. We can have more than one set of guys going to Brazil. T-Cell A, T-Cell B, T-Cell C, and T-Cell D. 3-5 guys per group and all of them T-Nation members. We could run Brazil. Ok, we can’t run the entire cuntry.(I spelled it how I wanted to) But we can run the city.

I think this is that moment of genius I’ve waited for my entire life.

I am so down! Brazilian women are the prototype for all the women of society.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
BluePfaltz wrote:
Here is why I’m going to Brazil.

http://rapidshare.com/files/124335007/

kingflex-macklessonsbrazilspecial5851.wmv.html

And

http://www.mediafire.com/?ieddbtxidzg

I hope to be a part of the T-Team on this.

Boy, I hope this isn’t a trap. I’m downloading both videos as we speak.[/quote]

I’m a T-man. Tricking other T-men, especially a friend, would deserve my Tribunal.

Truth be told, You’re gonna LOVE them.

Thank me later.

Eu quero foder (tu) - ew kay-ro food-e

I want to fuck (you)

I dont know how you spell it but pussy is pucetta poo-see-yet-a

oi means hi

docinho (doe-seen-yo) means like darlinbg or sweetheart

word of advice watch out for all the transexuals down there and also make sure you use a rubber, brazil has the highest AIDS count outside of africa.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
…No old people (Pusharder) and preferably no one with more game than me (Pusharder!)…

You sonofabitch, you know you need a chaperon.

I don’t need a veteran pimp/playboy snatching the Brazilian chicks away from me. You should take it as a compliment.

I know what you were doing. I was just responding in jest.

However, I too have thought of snatching Brazilian snatch. A buddy of mine from NC who has been there several times has been trying to get me to go there with him.

I know you were jesting. But seriously, I don’t need you stealing my mojo. You can have Cuba. Brazil is ours.

What keeps you from going to Brazil? That place is a wonderland.

Now when I bring it up with my buddy he no longer wants to go.

He is about to spend several months in Jamaica. Has a villa, bodyguard and maid all set up. I think I will go visit him.

Villa, bodyguard, and a maid. You have some rich friends. If this Brazil thread works and a few T-Guys go to Brazil, we can compare trips. Your trip to Jamaica and my trip to Brazil.

He has done real well in commercial real estate in Charlotte in the past few years. He is kinda cashing in his chips right now with the economic downturn.

Sounds like I need to follow his lead and do something with real estate. Then I can cash my chips in. You gonna bring Mrs. Push on the trip?

She would like that cuz she likes him…a lot. Has liked him many times.

She did want to send me to Brazil without her for a boys night out deal. She’d probably send me to Jamaica too if I wanted to go alone.[/quote]

Thought I replied. Damn. Go ahead on another adventure Push. Let us know how many women you enthrall while in Jamaica.

As for everyone else, I’m gonna watch me some TV and then workout. See you guys at 12am Eastern.


Everytime you don’t feel like training and everytime you wanna eat something really bad look at this picture and imagine yourself in the middle of them