T-Nation/Biotest Wish List

[quote]grayman19 wrote:
boyscout wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
Shaker bottles that don’t leak when filled with Raspberry Surge Recovery. That is the only thing that leaks out of the DPS Nutrition shakers I have now. I’m going to stop buying the stuff if I can’t fix the problem.

or scoops that fit into the top of my nalgene bottle. I loose Grow! every time…

use a funnel. You have to shake the funnel quite a bit to get a full scoop in, but I hate wasting stuff[/quote]

I use a paper towel. Dump the scoop on the towel, then pick up the towel and dump the powder in the container. Works way faster than a funnel.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
grayman19 wrote:
boyscout wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
Shaker bottles that don’t leak when filled with Raspberry Surge Recovery. That is the only thing that leaks out of the DPS Nutrition shakers I have now. I’m going to stop buying the stuff if I can’t fix the problem.

or scoops that fit into the top of my nalgene bottle. I loose Grow! every time…

use a funnel. You have to shake the funnel quite a bit to get a full scoop in, but I hate wasting stuff

I use a paper towel. Dump the scoop on the towel, then pick up the towel and dump the powder in the container. Works way faster than a funnel.[/quote]

Sheesh, such complications.

If you look around, you can find Rubbermaid-type water bottles that hold up to about 20-32oz., have a wide enough opening to pour scoops of powder in, and never EVER leak.

I’ve just about given up on protein shaker bottles, they all suck, eventually.

For those wishing for more t-shirt designs, you are aware of websites like cafepress.com right? There’s no need to wait for Biotest to make new designs.

Shakers (though honestly, Surge and Metabolic Drive mix fine in anything, even my HOT-ROX nalegene bottle with no screen, but I need more and I would rather buy them here)

Anaconda

Surge Workout Fuel

To never be teased by a new supplement for longer than a period of 90 days. I just get angry.

Why a funnel? Take a sheet of paper, pour powder along the center, length-wise. Fold paper and start pouring powder into bottle.

Simple. No quantum theory involved.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
grayman19 wrote:
boyscout wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
Shaker bottles that don’t leak when filled with Raspberry Surge Recovery. That is the only thing that leaks out of the DPS Nutrition shakers I have now. I’m going to stop buying the stuff if I can’t fix the problem.

or scoops that fit into the top of my nalgene bottle. I loose Grow! every time…

use a funnel. You have to shake the funnel quite a bit to get a full scoop in, but I hate wasting stuff

I use a paper towel. Dump the scoop on the towel, then pick up the towel and dump the powder in the container. Works way faster than a funnel.[/quote]

See I’ve just gotten better at being fast and accurate flipping the scoop over.

I’ll have to try this paper towel thing.

I think a much more powerful version of Carbolin 19 or some other nutrient partitioning agent would be interesting.

A myostatin inhibitor :slight_smile:

Powdered BCAA or powdered Leucine

What is Lean Legs by Poliquin? Isn’t it that spot-reducing cream that contains Yohimbine HCL? I wonder how effective it is?

More nootropics.

Definitely sample packages of stuff. But, some things take weeks for the effects to kick in, so I don’t see how this is feasible for everything.

More T-Gear that is truly unique, like the poker chips.

T-Condoms.

^lined with Alpha Male on the inside

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
T-Condoms.[/quote]

They should say “Lil’ Push” on the side.

[quote]dday wrote:
I’d like to see an exercise library. There are tons of lifts, moves and motions I come across in people threads that I’ve never heard of and somewhere to go and view them would be cool.[/quote]

That’s being planned.

[quote]esk221 wrote:
12 Months of Jamie Eason Calender.[/quote]

We actually talked to her about that!

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
A few things I’d like to see.

  • I wish T-Nation would throw a West Coast Test Fest or some other kind of T-Nation party.

  • More of a variety of T-Nation related workout gear. Workout bag, more shirts, beanies, tank tops, etc.

  • cough Anaconda cough

  • More information about that cryptic hint TC gave in the “Biotest Nostalgia” thread.

  • Maybe an R-ALA supp or some other kind of carb/insulin mimicking supplement.

  • Larger bottle sizes on just about every supplement. I used to always order 2-3 months supply at a time. I guess with the free shipping on all orders now, it’s not as much of an issue. I still think it would be nice though.[/quote]

I can tell you that we have at least a half dozen very cool supplements in various phases of development, testing, and production right now.

[quote]AlterEgo721 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
I would like Biotest to create/manufacture/publish/carry the following:
a multivitamin

Direct quote from Superfood article. I am sorry to say your wish most likely won’t come true. Biotest believes Superfood is better than any multi vitamin possible.

The Vitamin-Pill Fraud

I’ll confess that we at Biotest wrestled with the issue for years. We knew that a good vitamin-mineral complex would sell well, but couldn’t in good conscience invent anything we didn’t want to use ourselves. Neither has anyone else in the entire world invented a powder, pill, tablet, or capsule we feel good about.

You might be surprised to hear this, but we’re not aware of anyone in the Biotest family that takes a multivitamin. None of us believe in them. The science is too haphazard.

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I should say that, despite my quote, we haven’t stopped working on it.

If we can ever get it right, we’ll do it.

[quote]jtg987 wrote:
singlets with the T-Nation symbol

fitted caps with the T-Nation symbol

a nitrous oxide product

–ok before i put my flame retardant suit on the n.o was a joke

–singlets are a great idea imo cause i dont like wearing a t shirt when i work out as i get overheated but I’d still like too wear the T-Nation symbol

apart from that i believe Biotest has pretty much got everything i could want…bigger bottle sizes would be a blessing though, also creatine tablets and bcaa powder(this is just nitpicking)[/quote]

Your avatar is killing me.

Can we have a sneak from you about one or 2 of them, pleeease?

I haven’t got much to ask for over what has been suggested. Branded gear is always good - we love it and publicity is good.

Actually - those “T” Poker chips - I would LOVE a set of those.

[quote]dday wrote:
I’ve often wanted a tribal TS logo sticker, something small to put in the back window of my car, kind of a sign to those who know. Ghey maybe…[/quote]

I want one, too!

[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
I would love to see:

-MAG-10 released/produced again so I could get my hands on some:P (yes, I knoooooow this will never happen:( )

-Anti-cortisol product

-Some kind of super-concentrated green tea extract[/quote]

I’m test-driving something from this list right now, and it’s not number 3.

[quote]boyscout wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:

-Some kind of super-concentrated green tea extract

Or if Superfood included green tea extract…

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Superfood DOES contain green tea extract!

[quote]TC wrote:
esk221 wrote:
12 Months of Jamie Eason Calender.

We actually talked to her about that!

[/quote]

Fuck Surge Workout Fuel and bring on the Jamie Eason Calendar!

…So is it gonna happen or is it just a tease like the Surge Workout Fuel?