Swollen Eye

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[quote]emdawgz1 wrote:
The key here is how you define “jumped”.

In my neighborhood, if 10 guys jump you, you’ll need an ambulance, or a coroner.

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That’s assuming anyone finds the body.

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I’ld be interested in hearing the whole story

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[quote]pittbulll wrote:
I’ld be interested in hearing the whole story[/quote]

I wouldn’t. The website can only hold so much bullshit at one time. That’s what caused it to go down the last couple of days…BS overload.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
pittbulll wrote:
I’ld be interested in hearing the whole story

I wouldn’t. The website can only hold so much bullshit at one time. That’s what caused it to go down the last couple of days…BS overload.[/quote]

This wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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[quote]gotaknife wrote:
Hawkson101 wrote:
Would you mind telling us why 10 guys jumped you?

interested…

What, you never been jumped by the thugs hanging out in your lounge room? You must live in a good neighbourhood. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to push past 13 crack whores soliciting in my kitchen to get a snack.[/quote]

That post had me laughing my ass off.

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[quote]martyh wrote:
[…] and I was wondering if there’s any good remedies out there. Thanks [/quote]

Prevention.

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[quote]diesel25 wrote:
martyh wrote:
[…] and I was wondering if there’s any good remedies out there. Thanks

Prevention.

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Not strong enough. BIRTH CONTROL is the best answer here, sadly, it is too late in this case.

DB

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
pittbulll wrote:
I’ld be interested in hearing the whole story

I wouldn’t. The website can only hold so much bullshit at one time. That’s what caused it to go down the last couple of days…BS overload.[/quote]

I was just looking for some amusement:)

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So you’re a kindergarten teacher?

I’d talk to the principal.

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I hope the OP cancels out this thread by asking about squats on webMD.com

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[quote]derek wrote:
So you’re a kindergarten teacher?

I’d talk to the principal.[/quote]

pahahahaaaaaa!!!

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I just went back and saw this thread, totally forgot about it. What happened is I was in the city at a party and my buddy popped off about some dudes girlfriend in the basement, when i walked up the stairs one of them tried to shove me down them and it was on.

With a bunch of drunken underage kids this type of stuff usually happens. I just put a pic of that night in my profile so I don’t look like a FLAMER.

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[quote]martyh wrote:
What happened is I was in the city at a party and my buddy popped off about some dudes girlfriend in the basement [,bla][/quote]

www.Wordwebonline.com defines:

Verb: pop off p?p ?f

  1. Leave quickly

  2. Pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

    • die, decease, perish, go, exit, pass away, expire, pass, kick the bucket, cash in one’s chips, buy the farm [N. Amer], conk, give-up the ghost, drop dead, choke, croak, snuff it, pop one’s clogs

Did he leave quickly about someone’s girlfriend? Or did he croak over someone’s girlfriend?

Clarify.

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I have to ask was this before or after you saw the movie 300??

If it was after than 100 to 120 guys wouldnt be much of a problem for a sparton like yourself

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[quote]martyh wrote:
I just went back and saw this thread, totally forgot about it. What happened is I was in the city at a party and my buddy popped off about some dudes girlfriend in the basement, when i walked up the stairs one of them tried to shove me down them and it was on.

With a bunch of drunken underage kids this type of stuff usually happens. I just put a pic of that night in my profile so I don’t look like a FLAMER.[/quote]

Flamer doesn’t mean what I think you think it means.