Swine Flu

[quote]Professor X wrote:

If you ever have any free time, grab a pair of surgical gloves and wear them around for a day…and then look at what some people don’t wash off their hands.

In health care, you sort of fall into a routine of regular hand washing. It actually shows how resistant our bodies are that we aren’t catching diseases every single day whenever we interact with others.[/quote]

I think that depends on where you work, how strong your immune system is etc etc…

My girl works at an Ears/Nose/Throat place and she’s always washing her hands; but always gets sick.

It’s my firm belief that it is this the lifestyle that many of us on here live (plenty of sleep, all your vitamins etc…) that really allow us to not get sick as often as the “average” person. She is sick about 1-2x a month for a few days, and I have not once got sick.

But…that’s just my thought.

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
swine flu will mutate, and cause the zombie apocalypse. Martial law will be instituted “for our own good” and people will finally rise up in solidarity against the oppressors!
(just trying to be optimistic) :P[/quote]

Americans can’t rise up because all our guns are going to Mexico. That moving-picture box said so.

Thin the herd baby. Thin the herd. I have a news flash for everyone who thinks this is news.

You are going to die.


Killer Pigs.

Scared? Not even here at Mexico City.

You know what really pisses me off? NO GYM till May 6th. Spanish for “flu” sounds a lot like “influence”…

Yes, they’re f*** sick, but from MEDIA influence… and my gym was caught today; I was in the middle of Thib’s refined physique fat-loss program.

Damn!

Fuck it, natural selection. Anyone ever seen DoomsDay?

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Fuck it, natural selection. Anyone ever seen DoomsDay? [/quote]

I was actually thinking of that whilst composing my last post…

Social faux-pas in an elevator yesterday. Dude walks in with a face mask.

Cowboy: “So is that for allergies or swine flu?”

Face mask dude: “I`ve got cancer.”

I thought he was kidding around. I chuckle. He doesn`t reply.

Cowboy: “Oh shit. You serious mate?”

Dude: “Yes.”

Cowboy:

Felt real bad about that one…

[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
Social faux-pas in an elevator yesterday. Dude walks in with a face mask.

Cowboy: “So is that for allergies or swine flu?”

Face mask dude: “I`ve got cancer.”

I thought he was kidding around. I chuckle. He doesn`t reply.

Cowboy: “Oh shit. You serious mate?”

Dude: “Yes.”

Cowboy:

Felt real bad about that one…[/quote]

Ooh, that sucks.

[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
Social faux-pas in an elevator yesterday. Dude walks in with a face mask.

Cowboy: “So is that for allergies or swine flu?”

Face mask dude: “I`ve got cancer.”

I thought he was kidding around. I chuckle. He doesn`t reply.

Cowboy: “Oh shit. You serious mate?”

Dude: “Yes.”

Cowboy:

Felt real bad about that one…[/quote]

Pahahaha.

Nice!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Cowboy_69 wrote:
Social faux-pas in an elevator yesterday. Dude walks in with a face mask.

Cowboy: “So is that for allergies or swine flu?”

Face mask dude: “I`ve got cancer.”

I thought he was kidding around. I chuckle. He doesn`t reply.

Cowboy: “Oh shit. You serious mate?”

Dude: “Yes.”

Cowboy:

Felt real bad about that one…

Ooh, that sucks.[/quote]

I truly felt bad for the next hour after apologizing. I even talked to the receptionist, apparently he was not kidding, he did have cancer.

Arghhh. Its the way he said it, his tone of voice...I was SURE he was yankin my leg.

Epic Cowboy FAIL.

probably just some bullshit

But, in the case that this does become an epidemic, it is not unlikely that the government would be behind it as a form of population control.

Some serious population control could be just what the world needs right now.

a few dozen people world-wide get sick with this swine flu , and all hell breaks loose .

I bet there’s a dozen people in my home town dying from tobacco induced emphysema , yet nobody bats an eye .

Fucking dumb ass paranoid government bastards shut down my daughter’s school until May 11th because of it.

[quote]hoosegow wrote:
Fucking dumb ass paranoid government bastards shut down my daughter’s school until May 11th because of it.[/quote]

And my GYM :frowning: .

In fact every single fucking gym in the city. For gym rats like us that’s almost worst than catching the disease.

Thanks for chiming in Enerexus, I’ll be in Mexico in less then a week and have been defending my trip to everyone I talk to for the last 4 days.

I’m an ER nurse in a NYC hospital. We had 2 confirmed cases of swine flu in the past 3 days. This is a DROPLET percaution, which means you can get it in 2 ways. The first way is someone with the virus to cough or sneeze in your face. The other way is to pick the virus up on door knobs and things like that, it lives up to 8 hours on non-porus surfaces. Just carry hand sanitizers and don’t let people breath on you, and you should be fine. The symptoms are the same as the regular flu, your not going to die unless you have underlying illnesses that weren’t addressed.

[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
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I didn’t know that you had the ability to participate outside the SAMA forum!!

was that addressed to me?

I find it funny that a disease with minimal occurances all of which have been cured is supposed to be a pandemic.