Superman VS. Batman

[quote]Northcott wrote:
beastblob wrote:
as far as brut force is consered SUPERMAN is the ultamate example. but in a fight brut force does not always win. Batman has brains and has never really trusted Superman and keeps a chunk of Kyptonite on his belt, so unless Kalel Kills him right away batmans cold hearted ass would put the green rock on his ass and distroy him with his arm blades.

How do you think he got that Kryptonite? Superman gave it to him, just in case he ever went rogue.

For those who like to wank to the image of Batman taking down Superman from “The Dark Knight Returns”… for each example like that, there’s another half dozen of Batman being a very unhappy lad at the thought of having to risk his ass in taking on Superman.

In a recent storyarc from a few years back, a villian ‘tweaked’ Superman’s thought process, so that he started thinking the world would be better off of he ran things. War simply wouldn’t be allowed.

It wasn’t just Batman who tried to stop him – it was the entire Justice League, plus a few others. It’s happened once or twice that some villain has managed to gain control of Superman, or alter his perceptions. It’s usually then that people find out just how much he holds back.

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It’s a cartooooon.

Seriously, I liked what you said about the writers. Each team will obviously have a bias. If you’re on a Superman title, well, I imagine you’d be bucking for big blue while the Bat people would lean towards the Dark Knight kicking some Kryptonian booty.

[quote]CC wrote:
Kailash wrote:
Northcott wrote:
[Superman] represents the nobility of the human spirit.

Are up kidding me? Superman is a dick! :slight_smile:
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

That’s flippin’ hilarious. Good stuff.

“Jimmy, this gift you got me for Father’s Day makes me sorry I ever adopted you as my son. I’ll have to destroy it to teach you a lesson!”[/quote]

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/15.html

Did this stuff get published for real?

“I’ll tell you why I’ll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid she doesn’t realize I’m Superman when I take of my Clark Kent glasses?”

it dont disappoint, it even has batman :o

[quote]MrChill wrote:
Did this stuff get published for real?

“I’ll tell you why I’ll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid she doesn’t realize I’m Superman when I take of my Clark Kent glasses?”[/quote]

Some crazy business in the sexual innuendo gallery, if you hadn’t seen that yet :slight_smile:
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html

[quote]MrChill wrote:
CC wrote:
Kailash wrote:
Northcott wrote:
[Superman] represents the nobility of the human spirit.

Are up kidding me? Superman is a dick! :slight_smile:
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

That’s flippin’ hilarious. Good stuff.

“Jimmy, this gift you got me for Father’s Day makes me sorry I ever adopted you as my son. I’ll have to destroy it to teach you a lesson!”

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/15.html

Did this stuff get published for real?

“I’ll tell you why I’ll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid she doesn’t realize I’m Superman when I take of my Clark Kent glasses?”[/quote]

Awesome. Didn’t see that one.

err… I got bored shrugs

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3885/superbatman1es.jpg

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