[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
Shoot em up
I second this - awesome flick with a super-bad ass protagonist AND costarring Monica Bellucci, possibly the hottest female to have ever graced mankind’s presence.
Did you see the Italian flick that she was in that had the 22min graphic anal rape scene? Only reason to watch the film
ugh - Monica Bellucci was the only reason or that . . . ugh. . . other thing you mention? The reason I mean . . . to. . . . ugh . . . watch the film?[/quote]
I’ve only watched that scene. The movie is called Irreversible if you want to check it out. Malena is worth checking out too, but only if you’re into seeing Monica Bellucci nude.
[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
Shoot em up
I second this - awesome flick with a super-bad ass protagonist AND costarring Monica Bellucci, possibly the hottest female to have ever graced mankind’s presence.
Did you see the Italian flick that she was in that had the 22min graphic anal rape scene? Only reason to watch the film
ugh - Monica Bellucci was the only reason or that . . . ugh. . . other thing you mention? The reason I mean . . . to. . . . ugh . . . watch the film?[/quote]
Yeah the rape scene is the only thing worth watching it’s memento so it’s backwards but it’s in Italian
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
Shoot em up
I second this - awesome flick with a super-bad ass protagonist AND costarring Monica Bellucci, possibly the hottest female to have ever graced mankind’s presence.
Did you see the Italian flick that she was in that had the 22min graphic anal rape scene? Only reason to watch the film[/quote]
22 minute anal scene? I think I have to stop at the store and pic up some kleenex. I might become emotional, yeeeeah thats the ticket.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
Shoot em up
I second this - awesome flick with a super-bad ass protagonist AND costarring Monica Bellucci, possibly the hottest female to have ever graced mankind’s presence.
Did you see the Italian flick that she was in that had the 22min graphic anal rape scene? Only reason to watch the film
22 minute anal scene? I think I have to stop at the store and pic up some kleenex. I might become emotional, yeeeeah thats the ticket.
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I remember reading the review it was something like “blah blah remarkable blah blah ground breaking the Monica Bulluci anal rape scene” and my mind went blank
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
NewDamage wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
Shoot em up
I second this - awesome flick with a super-bad ass protagonist AND costarring Monica Bellucci, possibly the hottest female to have ever graced mankind’s presence.
Did you see the Italian flick that she was in that had the 22min graphic anal rape scene? Only reason to watch the film
22 minute anal scene? I think I have to stop at the store and pic up some kleenex. I might become emotional, yeeeeah thats the ticket.
I remember reading the review it was something like “blah blah remarkable blah blah ground breaking the Monica Bulluci anal rape scene” and my mind went blank
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Fortunately, a few people have gone through the trouble of just stripping out that scene and posting it online. I thank those people for their hard work.
Not that I am offended, because nude women illicit a far different joyous reaction in me, however, this action movie thread has now been hijacked into the “22 minute anal rape” thread…
If it weren’t for the gutter where would our minds live? Notice i added myself in. Collective minds…
[quote]superman_6_0_6 wrote:
Not that i am offended, because nude women illicit a far different joyous reaction in me, however, this action movie thread has now been hijacked into the “22 minute anal rape” thread…
If it weren’t for the gutter where would our minds live? Notice i added myself in. Collective minds…
Carry on with the anal rape…[/quote]
I’m sorry man
Anyway Cloverfiedld has an actiony feel to it as well as National Treasure 2
1- There are too many pistols in action movies and not enough flamethrowers.
2- Tobey Maguire should recieve top billing and be gutted like a fish in the first twenty minutes.
3- Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell.
4- Directed by John Carpenter, but he needs to be young and on a lot of drugs again.
5- Keith David as the black guy, and he can’t be the first one to die, in fact he should live through the whole thing. The audience’ll never see that coming.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Suggestions for an Action Movie:
1- There are too many pistols in action movies and not enough flamethrowers.
2- Tobey Maguire should recieve top billing and be gutted like a fish in the first twenty minutes.
3- Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell.
4- Directed by John Carpenter, but he needs to be young and on a lot of drugs again.
5- Keith David as the black guy, and he can’t be the first one to die, in fact he should live through the whole thing. The audience’ll never see that coming.
[/quote]
Whoah…hold the phone. Keith David living through an entire movie? WTF?
That’s not even natural. I mean, shit, if a scary movie happens around me spontaneously and me and David are the only characters…I would still expect him to die first.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
Suggestions for an Action Movie:
1- There are too many pistols in action movies and not enough flamethrowers.
2- Tobey Maguire should recieve top billing and be gutted like a fish in the first twenty minutes.
3- Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell.
4- Directed by John Carpenter, but he needs to be young and on a lot of drugs again.
5- Keith David as the black guy, and he can’t be the first one to die, in fact he should live through the whole thing. The audience’ll never see that coming.
Whoah…hold the phone. Keith David living through an entire movie? WTF?
That’s not even natural. I mean, shit, if a scary movie happens around me spontaneously and me and David are the only characters…I would still expect him to die first.
Well i ended up with the pathfinder flick. As i suspected the draw of raw swordfighting violence was too strong…
I’ll let ya’ll know if it sucks or not.
And on a side not, i totally agree about stallone. I actually went to the theater to see the newest rambo flick and was not dissapointed. Whole lotta’ death, some badass weapons, etc. etc.
Can’t go wrong there…
On the kurt russell note, should i be ashamed that i totally dig Big Trouble in Little China… Can’t help it really.
[quote]superman_6_0_6 wrote:
Well i ended up with the pathfinder flick. As i suspected the draw of raw swordfighting violence was too strong…
I’ll let ya’ll know if it sucks or not.
And on a side not, i totally agree about stallone. I actually went to the theater to see the newest rambo flick and was not dissapointed. Whole lotta’ death, some badass weapons, etc. etc.
Can’t go wrong there…
On the kurt russell note, should i be ashamed that i totally dig Big Trouble in Little China… Can’t help it really.
Young kim cattrell was deliciouis as well…[/quote]
You should not be ashamed at all. Big Trouble in Little China was great!
[quote]superman_6_0_6 wrote:
On the kurt russell note, should i be ashamed that i totally dig Big Trouble in Little China… Can’t help it really.
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You should be ashamed that you even asked. That is one of the greatest guy films of all time!
[quote]PyramidMask wrote:
Although some people hated it, I like the first Starship Troopers. It kinda runs in the same vein as 300…sort of…in a sci fi geeky kind of way.[/quote]
Jean Rasczak: “This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don’t do your job, I’ll shoot you myself. You get me?”
