Stump Varq

CLUNK · April 11, 2015, 11:36pm

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Hey Push, where in your past does this sparkling gem take you?

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Takes me back to when I lived in south Florida and was around 12 - 13 years old.

My best friend and I were on a church youth group camping trip. We had been chasing the girls, going on night walks with them and holding hands and such. Nothing sexual.

Went back to our tent (no girls) and he started telling me about this one girl in his neighborhood that would let you screw her. He had done her awhile back standing up in the lake near his house and told me I should come and try her out. I never did for some reason – can’t remember.

We both got our cocks out and stroked away while he told the tale. No, there was no homosexxxxxxxual activity involved FYI. But I remember how tooooooootally cool it sounded to be able to pull a girl’s bikini bottoms down and enter the Promised Land.

I still feel thataway nowadays come to think of it.

So whenever I hear the Raspberries sing that song I think about being 13, full of hormones and naughty thoughts, and Girls, Girls, Girls that want to Go All the Way.[/quote]

Great story! Thanks!

Varqanir · April 12, 2015, 4:43am

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Hey Push, where in your past does this sparkling gem take you?

[/quote]

Takes me back to when I lived in south Florida and was around 12 - 13 years old.

My best friend and I were on a church youth group camping trip. We had been chasing the girls, going on night walks with them and holding hands and such. Nothing sexual.

Went back to our tent (no girls) and he started telling me about this one girl in his neighborhood that would let you screw her. He had done her awhile back standing up in the lake near his house and told me I should come and try her out. I never did for some reason – can’t remember.

We both got our cocks out and stroked away while he told the tale. No, there was no homosexxxxxxxual activity involved FYI. But I remember how tooooooootally cool it sounded to be able to pull a girl’s bikini bottoms down and enter the Promised Land.

I still feel thataway nowadays come to think of it.

So whenever I hear the Raspberries sing that song I think about being 13, full of hormones and naughty thoughts, and Girls, Girls, Girls that want to Go All the Way.[/quote]

I wonder if, when parents bundle their 12- and 13-year old boys off to Bible camp, imagining they will spend their days in wholesome contemplation of Scripture and fellowship with other good Christian boys and girls, singing songs about Gentle Jesus, it ever occurs to them that what actually happens is that they end up jerking off together in a tent talking about fucking the town slut.

Varqanir · April 12, 2015, 4:48am

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Chush, Varq and I should sing this duet together when I finally show up in Nippon. I bet we could find a karaoke bar somewhere near you, huh?

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Actually, I’ve been thinking alot lately that this should be your theme song.[/quote]

Nah.

THIS is the theme song of the Pushmaster.

Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls [HD] - YouTube [/quote]

It is an all time favorite.

What’s your theme song?[/quote]

It varies with my mood and circumstance. Most of the time I’m all

But then every once in a while I’m totally

SexMachine · April 12, 2015, 2:08pm

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Precisely.

Do you remember that HBO show, “Mind of the Married Man?” Principal character, Mickey Barnes, always had TV and movie clips running through his head in almost every circumstance in his life.

That’s what happens to me with music.[/quote]

Tell us a story then… Here is your muse. [/quote]

[i]I’d like to see you in the raw
Under the stars above…

Boogie on reggae woman
Let me do it to you[/i]

Oh man.

There was this beautiful black chick (part Cherokee) that I met at a Cancun resort (Desire). We very, very much boogied on in the raw under the stars above. They had outdoor round beds next to the hot tub on the roof of one of the buildings. It was pretty wild. The reggae music was playing.

She was late twenties, early thirties. She thought being with a “Montana cowboy” (she was from North Carolina) was outta this world. Good grief, she adored me. She was a bona fide nympho – always ready for more.

This went on for about four or five days. Very, very erotic time.

We spoke on the phone a few years later and she told me she had had the best time of her life there.

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I don’t know whether to deify or despise you.
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Would it help your decision to know that when Push first told me about this black beauty, we were on a nude beach in San Diego surrounded by gorgeous naked women?[/quote]

It’s true! I had been to Black’s Beach before but had never seen as much beautiful pussy as the day Varq and I visited.[/quote]

Black’s Beach huh? I thought only ferals, weirdos and hippies went to nude beaches.

Varqanir · April 12, 2015, 10:56pm

[quote]pushharder wrote:
This one takes me back to my first blow job. Every single time I hear it.

The Tusk album was playing throughout the experience. I also dined at the Y for the first time. I was completely intoxicated with sex.

Her name was Latreva.

There was another interesting detail that occurred during that experience that I bet has happened to other boys and men many a time.

Varq, this thread’s about your magnificent memory. What song was playing during your first BJ?[/quote]

Actually, no song at all. We were in my bedroom at my grandmother’s house, so we had to be quiet as mice. She was a swimmer, and had a great, tight little body. Nineteen years old, two years older than me (who says I don’t like older women?), and deeply religious, so she wouldn’t fuck me at the time, but she would suck my cock. This was, of course, to change within a few months, and we rutted like rabbits all over town. Anyway, at this particular moment, all I knew was that she was naked, I was naked, my cock was in her mouth, and it was very good.

I ate her pussy for the first time, as well. She tasted like apricot jam. Redhead she was, Irish she was. Turned out to be just as fucking insane as redheads are supposedly known to be, but she was nice when it wasn’t her crazy time.

Push, this was the werewolf chick I told you about.

Varqanir · April 13, 2015, 2:03am

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Speaking of sexual experiences this tune takes me straight back to October 2007 at this location: http://www.seamountaininn.com/

Holeeee sheet of music, dude, what a rock and roll ride.

How good’s your memory, Varq? I’m sure I mentioned this three day festival of birds-ing and bees-ing way back yonder. Next time you’re back in da US of A maybe you’ll have to go with me.[/quote]

I’m sure you did. I recall you told me about it as we were driving up to the Salton Sea.

Either before or after you told me about the dude on the ranch who lassoed a bull elk.

Varqanir · April 13, 2015, 2:05am

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Precisely.

Do you remember that HBO show, “Mind of the Married Man?” Principal character, Mickey Barnes, always had TV and movie clips running through his head in almost every circumstance in his life.

That’s what happens to me with music.[/quote]

Tell us a story then… Here is your muse. [/quote]

[i]I’d like to see you in the raw
Under the stars above…

Boogie on reggae woman
Let me do it to you[/i]

Oh man.

There was this beautiful black chick (part Cherokee) that I met at a Cancun resort (Desire). We very, very much boogied on in the raw under the stars above. They had outdoor round beds next to the hot tub on the roof of one of the buildings. It was pretty wild. The reggae music was playing.

She was late twenties, early thirties. She thought being with a “Montana cowboy” (she was from North Carolina) was outta this world. Good grief, she adored me. She was a bona fide nympho – always ready for more.

This went on for about four or five days. Very, very erotic time.

We spoke on the phone a few years later and she told me she had had the best time of her life there.

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I don’t know whether to deify or despise you.
[/quote]

Would it help your decision to know that when Push first told me about this black beauty, we were on a nude beach in San Diego surrounded by gorgeous naked women?[/quote]

It’s true! I had been to Black’s Beach before but had never seen as much beautiful pussy as the day Varq and I visited.[/quote]

Black’s Beach huh? I thought only ferals, weirdos and hippies went to nude beaches.
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I hear only faggots and self-absorbed pricks do bodybuilding…

CLUNK · April 13, 2015, 2:10am

Oh yes, I remember the song of my first BJ!
The Pretenders’ 2nd album on the turntable, and “Birds of Paradise” was the track.
Whenever I hear that song to this day (which is rarely), I think of Lisa.

SexMachine · April 13, 2015, 2:38am