[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
And geez, 26 hours before someone mentioned The Godfather? Mille grazie, Momma.
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Prego.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Mustaches.
Why do Italian men grow mustaches? ----- So they can look like their mothers!
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Making fun of people lol
Gold chains so they know where to stop shaving.
FORGETABATAAAAAAAAAADIT
Speaking louder than the last person who spoke
Arguing with someone that agrees with them
Quarter mullets
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Good food
Good wine
Italian women
White women
Black women
Spanish women
Russian women
Oriental women
Indian women
Short women
Tall women
Green women
Fast cars
Dark haired women
Red headed women
Blond women
Brunette women
More wine
Grappa
Limoncello
Clothed women
Naked women
Benedictine
Mexican women
Canadian women[/quote]
You hit the head of the nail right here… 'specially with the start and the end of your list.
So… how you learn so much, eh Steely? Quit following me or I puncha your face!
[quote]mcdermottbp wrote:
Gold chains so they know where to stop shaving.[/quote]
MOTHERFUCKER, READ ALL POSTS.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
So… how you learn so much, eh Steely? Quit following me or I puncha your face!
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Che cazzo! Justa maybe it’sa because a my lasta name-a… she startsa with a “Dee” and a endsa inna da vowel!
Italiano Massage-a?
Plastic liner on top of couch
Plastic runners across the carpet
Leaving plastic covers on lamp shades
One of my partners is Italian. He’s a wealthy lawyer. Went to Yale. Plastic liners all over the house. Felt like I was in the movie “Outbreak.”
Additional:
Plastic figurines of Mary Magdelian (? Mary)
Crap hanging from rear view mirror
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Utica NY is loaded with pizanos. It’s where the Mafiosos fled after the crackdown in NY city in the 50’s and 60’s or whenever that crackdown was.
Bonuses for Utica, lots of good Italian restaurants.
Minuses for Utica, lots of douchers who think they are in the Mafia.
Actually I have quite a few good friends who are either partly Italian or 100%. Its fun getting drunk and calling them all sorts of names. Wop, Guinea, Pizano, etc… I’ll give Italians one thing though, they got fire. They will throw down at the drop of a hat. They are also very loyal people, if they consider you one of thier people, they will do just about anything for you.
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Dude you’re from Utica? I was born and raised in Syracuse, funny.
[quote]Scrotus wrote:
if by italians you mean italians from italy then add
- smelling like fried mexican shit
- smelling burnt turds
- not washing
- definitely not soap
- using water for tasks that dont involve keeping oneself not smelling like a roasted turd.[/quote]
Wait, are we talking about northern or southern Italians here? Really, big difference here. I lived in Italy for 2 years, and it almost feels like 2 completely different countries under one flag.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Garish home furnishings and/or artwork
Buying luxury items incommensurate to household income
Leaning against said luxury items for photo opportunities
Acqua di Gio
Wearing sunglasses on overcast days
Shirtless picnics
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There was Proctor & Gamble study a few years ago that said Italians spent more on house hold cleaning products that anyone else. I believe it. You walk into some Italian homes and you can literaly eat off of their ceramic or marble floors …lol
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]mcdermottbp wrote:
Gold chains so they know where to stop shaving.[/quote]
MOTHERFUCKER, READ ALL POSTS.[/quote]
Forgive me, just this once? Haha this thread is perfect.
Plastic sheets remind anyone of American Psycho? I have to go return some videotapes.
[quote]JACKED71 wrote:
[quote]Scrotus wrote:
if by italians you mean italians from italy then add
- smelling like fried mexican shit
- smelling burnt turds
- not washing
- definitely not soap
- using water for tasks that dont involve keeping oneself not smelling like a roasted turd.[/quote]
Wait, are we talking about northern or southern Italians here? Really, big difference here. I lived in Italy for 2 years, and it almost feels like 2 completely different countries under one flag.[/quote]
i dont know, the stinky faggy kind of italians
Il Postino!
La Dolce Vida!
[quote]mcdermottbp wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]mcdermottbp wrote:
Gold chains so they know where to stop shaving.[/quote]
MOTHERFUCKER, READ ALL POSTS.[/quote]
Forgive me, just this once? Haha this thread is perfect.
Plastic sheets remind anyone of American Psycho? I have to go return some videotapes.[/quote]
You’re redeemed with the Bateman quote.
Claiming to know/have family in the mafia.
[quote]waldo21212 wrote:
Claiming to know/have family in the mafia.
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I’ve had some really shady relatives come and visit, but that might just be how Italians are.