Stop... These Guys

[quote]Jersey5150 wrote:
So they do come from all nationalities however I think we Italians started the movement.[/quote]

On behalf of all the men at T-Nation, I thank you. Because of these ODBs, we strive to be better men every day.

Off topic: Do you like Van Halen and/or play guitar?

You just don’t see this in rural Kentucky. Go ahead with the Kentucky jokes…I’ve heard them all!!

Seriously, MTV had a “True Life” called I’m a Jersey Shore girl. All of their boyfriends looked like this.

[quote]nolecat wrote:
You just don’t see this in rural Kentucky. Go ahead with the Kentucky jokes…I’ve heard them all!!

Seriously, MTV had a “True Life” called I’m a Jersey Shore girl. All of their boyfriends looked like this. [/quote]

That was bullshit. I hated that Jersey shore thing on MTV. They picked the biggest assholes and threw them on a TV show…AAHHHH.

I can’t even put it in to words how much that show infuriated me. If I ever see that guy in Elizabeth or wherever the fuck he was from, I will kill him on principle.

[quote]Bulldawgcountry wrote:
Wow, as embarrassingly metrosexual as these guys are, I guess I have to be the first to admit this.
Some of them are built pretty well. Somehow I doubt they have any wheels underneath them, but a couple of them have big upper bodies at least.[/quote]

What pictures were you looking at? Built pretty well?

I think they’re cute. There…I said it

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
nolecat wrote:
You just don’t see this in rural Kentucky. Go ahead with the Kentucky jokes…I’ve heard them all!!

Seriously, MTV had a “True Life” called I’m a Jersey Shore girl. All of their boyfriends looked like this.

That was bullshit. I hated that Jersey shore thing on MTV. They picked the biggest assholes and threw them on a TV show…AAHHHH.

I can’t even put it in to words how much that show infuriated me. If I ever see that guy in Elizabeth or wherever the fuck he was from, I will kill him on principle.[/quote]

Hahahaha, you irishmen crack me up. I will say though as a fellow italian american, these guys piss me off too. They are NOT an example of most young italian men in america LOL.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Bulldawgcountry wrote:
Wow, as embarrassingly metrosexual as these guys are, I guess I have to be the first to admit this.
Some of them are built pretty well. Somehow I doubt they have any wheels underneath them, but a couple of them have big upper bodies at least.

What pictures were you looking at? Built pretty well? [/quote]

Well, the one in the front is almost as huge as Carrot Top. I bet he juices.

They have their own website! njguido.com

Look at this massive guy. He can easily bench the pink dumbbells maybe even the yellows!!!

A smooth head is nice, case in point, Vin Diesel, a major hottie. Many many girls love the smaooth head thing…especially when the man has a tattoo, muscles or some other insignia of masculinity, such as some bad boyness. Oops I’m getting myself all riled up now.

But the guys in the photo are wearing more hair products, more eyeliner and have much better manicured eyebrows than me…that is both sick AND wrong, and violates my personal man rule #1…never go for a man who is higher maintenance than you.

[quote]sully’s wrote:
What about us guys with little to no hair? Do we have a snowballs chance in hell? j/k I’m married but would I? :wink:

chinadoll wrote:
Wow. Absolutely completely opposite of my “type” of guy. Too much hair products, imho.
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[quote]PGA200X wrote:
They have their own website! njguido.com

Look at this massive guy. He can easily bench the pink dumbbells maybe even the yellows!!![/quote]

The NJ Guido site isnt as bad as the LeeHotti site. Anyone know if the Lee part refers to Frt. Lee NJ?

I will will admit it I know a few guys on the NJ Guido website.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
A smooth head is nice, case in point, Vin Diesel, a major hottie. Many many girls love the smaooth head thing…especially when the man has a tattoo, muscles or some other insignia of masculinity, such as some bad boyness. Oops I’m getting myself all riled up now.

But the guys in the photo are wearing more hair products, more eyeliner and have much better manicured eyebrows than me…that is both sick AND wrong, and violates my personal man rule #1…never go for a man who is higher maintenance than you.

sully’s wrote:
What about us guys with little to no hair? Do we have a snowballs chance in hell? j/k I’m married but would I? :wink:

chinadoll wrote:
Wow. Absolutely completely opposite of my “type” of guy. Too much hair products, imho.

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I used a Mach 3 Turbo this morning just for you.

Hope this kid got an A for this tutorial… Pretty funny, found off of the leehotti site.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5993667996999295092&q=guido

Sorry to admit it, but trying not to hurt thier feelings but being politically correct is stupid.

Being of Italian decent, the first time one of these douche bags walked into one of my family reunions they’d get an ass kicking on the presumption they were gay.

I myself don’t care whether or not someone is gay but a traditional Italian family , especially father would not allow thier sons to disgrace the family name walking around looking like a prima donna.

What a complete waste of genetic potential.

bullpup

[quote]elevationgain wrote:
Hope this kid got an A for this tutorial… Pretty funny, found off of the leehotti site.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5993667996999295092&q=guido[/quote]

Thats pretty funny. And judging from all that giggling going on, it was either a girl, or one of these guido clubbers.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
A smooth head is nice, case in point, Vin Diesel, a major hottie. Many many girls love the smaooth head thing…especially when the man has a tattoo, muscles or some other insignia of masculinity, such as some bad boyness. Oops I’m getting myself all riled up now.

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I love you… we need more women like you China.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I used a Mach 3 Turbo this morning just for you.[/quote]

Why thank you Prof X!

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
I love you… we need more women like you China.
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Me and a friend of mine were just talking about the Vin Diesel look the other day, and she was ranting about the smooth head and tattoos and how they were such a turn on for her so much so that I thought she was going to melt away right there onto the floor.

someone please kill all of these fanny bandits and shut down the website…im so sick of seeing them.

I just wanted to chime in briefly. I live in Connecticut, spend most of the week in NYC, and spend my summer weekends in Mantoloking/Spring Lake at the shore.

These douches are all around the tri-state area, not just North Jersey/NYC. It seems they all wish they were Staten Islanders for one reason or another.

I also wanted to add that I see a lot of guidos of Latin American (if you want to be PC about it - or if you don’t Mexican) descent.

Lastly, before homosexuality became a more accepted lifestyle the term “gay” or “fag” took on a meaning that seemed to me to be “something other than what society deems normal”. I have a few gay friends that use the words “fag” and “gay” in a derogatory context more than I do.

And just for the record within the last 10 years the world has become so fucking PC it makes me want to puke

I’d love to see 10 guys like this on me shines gat

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