[quote]Sturat wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Manatees.
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Your spirit animal is fat, shapeless, stupid, and will never accomplish anything in it’s life?
Fair enough. . .[/quote]
well, I liked you, didn’t I??
I KID I KID.
I think they are beautiful. I am going to try and figure out how to post a pic.
I like cats because they’re hilarious and easy to care for.
Other animals are either boring (fish, birds, rodents, snakes) or too much work/too expensive (dogs, horses, any fantasy pets mentioned so far).
[quote]Seize wrote:
I admire APBT’s for their loyalty, strength and their tenacity.
RIP Pinky[/quote]
I’m with Seize on this one.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Look at this sweet l’il bitch. She’s godamned gorgeous and shits Tiffany cuff links.[/quote]
Yeah but I was talking about real dogs.[/quote]
Though she may look like a stuffed toy I assure that is a real dog.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
I like cats because they’re hilarious and easy to care for.
Other animals are either boring (fish, birds, rodents, snakes) or too much work/too expensive (dogs, horses, any fantasy pets mentioned so far).[/quote]
Look, I be a-tellin’ ya that hippos are not boring and not all that much work either. They’re the perfect pet for the right individual that doesn’t mind a tad bit more attention than the average pet owner.[/quote]
Hippos are the third largest animal on land. Only elephants and some rhinos are bigger. An adult male hippopotamus can weigh as much as 3200 kg (7000 lbs), but are usually around 2300 kg (5000 lbs). Adult females only weigh about 1800 kg (4000 lbs).
Even though hippos are so big, they only eat plants. In a single night, a hippo may eat as much as 45.5 kg (100 lbs) of grass.
Hippos are the closest living land mammals to whales and dolphins. Perhaps this is why a hippo can hold it’s breath for about 5 minutes. They spend much of their day in the water or snoozing on the beach.
A rhino is just a hippo who dreamed of being a unicorn… and it came true. Sort of.
lol
^^ Yeah, I need about 2 seconds every time I try to remember if the animal I see in the picture is a rhino or a hippo.
I need about 1.5 seconds for lion and tiger too.
Left and right I need about 1.2 seconds. East and west maybe 3 or 4.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A rhino is just a hippo who dreamed of being a unicorn… and it came true. Sort of.
lol[/quote]
100 lbs of grass per night, do you realize how much Shit that produces?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A rhino is just a hippo who dreamed of being a unicorn… and it came true. Sort of.
lol[/quote]
100 lbs of grass per night, do you realize how much Shit that produces?[/quote]
Hmm. I’m thinking “grass fed”. I’ll bet hippo and rhino meat are delicious!
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]Seize wrote:
I admire APBT’s for their loyalty, strength and their tenacity.
RIP Pinky[/quote]
I’m with Seize on this one.[/quote]
Are those all your’s?!
What is an APBT? It kind of looks like a mix of something with a pit bull.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]Seize wrote:
I admire APBT’s for their loyalty, strength and their tenacity.
RIP Pinky[/quote]
I’m with Seize on this one.[/quote]
Are those all your’s?!
What is an APBT? It kind of looks like a mix of something with a pit bull.[/quote]
Strictly a guess but American Pit Bull Terrier?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A rhino is just a hippo who dreamed of being a unicorn… and it came true. Sort of.
lol[/quote]
100 lbs of grass per night, do you realize how much Shit that produces?[/quote]
Hmm. I’m thinking “grass fed”. I’ll bet hippo and rhino meat are delicious!
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My assumption is that if humans aren’t eating by now it must not be delicious.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
A rhino is just a hippo who dreamed of being a unicorn… and it came true. Sort of.
lol[/quote]
100 lbs of grass per night, do you realize how much Shit that produces?[/quote]
Hmm. I’m thinking “grass fed”. I’ll bet hippo and rhino meat are delicious!
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My assumption is that if humans aren’t eating by now it must not be delicious.
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Dammit! A man can dream, can’t he, Nards?
NARDS?!
Uh, yeah, phew, sorry I missed your response, I was out chasing a Taiwanese hippo to test its meat.
Stringy and gamey, so I was right…people wouldn’t like it.
