Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. mine: Don’t touch my nuts bitch
Numbers 16:23, 31-33 Part of a longer passage dealing with a group of his tribe that were angry about all the time in the desert. " As soon as he finished saying all this, the ground under them split apart 32 and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them and their households, and all those associated with Korah, together with their possessions. 33 They went down alive into the realm of the dead, with everything they owned; the earth closed over them, and they perished and were gone from the community."
This is how I’d handle doctrinal dispute nom nom nom mine of course but I can’t open up the ground to suck people in when they disagree with me but oh if I could.
Psalm 137:9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants
and dashes them against the rocks.
I agree not abortion so I lied a bit. mine: Abortions fuck yeah.
Acts 4-5 All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. 33 With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And Godâ??s grace was so powerfully at work in them all 34 that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostlesâ?? feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need.
36 Joseph, a Levite from Cyprus, whom the apostles called Barnabas (which means â??son of encouragementâ??), 37 sold a field he owned and brought the money and put it at the apostlesâ?? feet.
Acts 5
Ananias and Sapphira
1 Now a man named Ananias, together with his wife Sapphira, also sold a piece of property. 2 With his wifeâ??s full knowledge he kept back part of the money for himself, but brought the rest and put it at the apostlesâ?? feet.
3 Then Peter said, â??Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit and have kept for yourself some of the money you received for the land? 4 Didnâ??t it belong to you before it was sold? And after it was sold, wasnâ??t the money at your disposal? What made you think of doing such a thing? You have not lied just to human beings but to God.â??
5 When Ananias heard this, he fell down and died. And great fear seized all who heard what had happened. 6 Then some young men came forward, wrapped up his body, and carried him out and buried him.
7 About three hours later his wife came in, not knowing what had happened. 8 Peter asked her, â??Tell me, is this the price you and Ananias got for the land?â??
â??Yes,â?? she said, â??that is the price.â??
9 Peter said to her, â??How could you conspire to test the Spirit of the Lord? Listen! The feet of the men who buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out also.â??
10 At that moment she fell down at his feet and died. Then the young men came in and, finding her dead, carried her out and buried her beside her husband. 11 Great fear seized the whole church and all who heard about these events.
mine and I trimmed out a bit of longwindedness I thought. Capitalism bad Communism good.
Samuel 15:33 But Samuel said,
â??As your sword has made women childless,
so will your mother be childless among women.â??
This is famous because it was quoted when denying Eichman clemency. I do like this one its poetic and certainly hits a chord. Killing is wrong so we are going to kill you for doing it. This one is a famous one!
Ezekiel 23:20-21 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
I was sorta trying to make a joke with this one but hey. Why the brothers get all the hawt bitches 
Lev. 25:44 Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves.,
Peter 2:18 Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh
I want Mexican slaves those Canadian slaves are lazy.
Ecclesiastes 8:15 So I commend the enjoyment of life, because there is nothing better for a person under the sun than to eat and drink and be glad. Then joy will accompany them in their toil all the days of the life God has given them under the sun.
I have nothing against this. This one is the linchpin of all my moral belief.
Matthew 28:18 Then Jesus came to them and said, â??All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me
1 John 5:19 We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one.
These are a puzzling conundrum to me. Help me my brothers. I would agree they aren’t being literal but again that is my point the bible isn’t a literal text of morals.
Timothy 2:12 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[b] she must be quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women[c] will be saved through childbearingâ??if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.
I did lie here this isn’t a contender for me since I do kinda like women. another strong contender for my favorite moral premise. Get me a sammich and shut it.
Judges 21 So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. 11 â??This is what you are to do,â?? they said. â??Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.â?? 12 They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.
13 Then the whole assembly sent an offer of peace to the Benjamites at the rock of Rimmon. 14 So the Benjamites returned at that time and were given the women of Jabesh Gilead who had been spared. But there were not enough for all of them.
15 The people grieved for Benjamin, because the LORD had made a gap in the tribes of Israel. 16 And the elders of the assembly said, â??With the women of Benjamin destroyed, how shall we provide wives for the men who are left? 17 The Benjamite survivors must have heirs,â?? they said, â??so that a tribe of Israel will not be wiped out. 18 We canâ??t give them our daughters as wives, since we Israelites have taken this oath: â??Cursed be anyone who gives a wife to a Benjamite.â?? 19 But look, there is the annual festival of the LORD in Shiloh, which lies north of Bethel, east of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem, and south of Lebonah.â??
20 So they instructed the Benjamites, saying, â??Go and hide in the vineyards 21 and watch. When the young women of Shiloh come out to join in the dancing, rush from the vineyards and each of you seize one of them to be your wife. Then return to the land of Benjamin. 22 When their fathers or brothers complain to us, we will say to them, â??Do us the favor of helping them, because we did not get wives for them during the war. You will not be guilty of breaking your oath because you did not give your daughters to them.â??â??
Ok how is this not advocating murder, rape, and kidnapping? Feel free to rape away religious people.
Numbers 31:18 this part just says seek virgins.
, Hosea 1:2 When the LORD began to speak through Hosea, the LORD said to him, â??Go, marry a promiscuous woman and have children with her, for like an adulterous wife this land is guilty of unfaithfulness to the LORD &
2:1-3Rebuke your mother, rebuke her,
for she is not my wife,
and I am not her husband.
Let her remove the adulterous look from her face
and the unfaithfulness from between her breasts.
3 Otherwise I will strip her naked
and make her as bare as on the day she was born;
I will make her like a desert,
turn her into a parched land,
and slay her with thirst.
I would actually read this entire passage as a bit of a metaphor about Israel in general and not specific people but again thats not literal. adultery not bad after all.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
First part I was all over. The second is contingent with the historical facts of how they made war. Kill the fags…note that only the receiver is to be killed as the ritual sodomy of the conquered warrior is ok.
So many precepts so little time.
Luke 16:17 It is easier for heaven and earth to disappear than for the least stroke of a pen to drop out of the Law. There are others but this is for certain one of the bits that say all the old testament is valid. This is why those there rules in the old testament are binding forever.
Mark 7:10 For Moses said, â??Honor your father and mother,â??[a] and, â??Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. I guess I was wrong about killing your own kids.
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