Skinny Jeans...Are YOU Cool Enough?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]

No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.

No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]

Your post reminds me of this: paraphrasing from a comedian I heard recently (black woman)

‘I once saw a black man with a white man’s ass. It was tragic. It was like a playground without children.’

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[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]red04 wrote:
These need to become a trend; there’s low cut and then there’s the magical world where beautiful women with round asses wear these.

PS: Don’t think of the negative possibilities, this is a place of positive thinking![/quote]

There is no positive to those! No! My eyes!
[/quote]

Brother Chris thinks that DebraD has a pair of those in her closet, along with 6 inch clear platform heels.

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Brother Chris thinks DebraD has bad taste!

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[quote]debraD wrote:
Brother Chris thinks DebraD has bad taste![/quote]

Brother Chris doesn’t think DebraD has bad taste as long as she keeps it in Las Vegas or strip clubs.

Those are kinda weird and I’d imagine the denim fabric wouldn’t be to comfortable.

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I think that one black chick with the huge ass posted is too big but I’d give it a trial just to see how I felt about it.

Thank God Jamie was there to save the day. Polo’s been slackin!

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No importa que se lleva, porque todo se quitara.

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[quote]Deorum wrote:
No importa que se lleva, porque todo se quitara.[/quote]

This is the universal male answer to what females wear.

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[quote]four60 wrote:
Commuting to work in a Bathing Suit during Hot summer days (a new trend I would like all women to try)

Yeah I would never make any loot as a designer.[/quote]

Haha - that last one is GOLD. Lobby that.

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No skinny jeans please. I haven’t got the lack-of-quads for this thread. Make 'em loose fit, baggy, whatever you want except skinny.

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
A sales woman tried to get me to put on skinny jeans. I said to her, “My CALVES are bigger than your thighs. So no.” Man or woman, if you any muscle at all, there’s no way to get into those things. [/quote]

So very true. And well said to the sales person.

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[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
A sales woman tried to get me to put on skinny jeans. I said to her, “My CALVES are bigger than your thighs. So no.” Man or woman, if you any muscle at all, there’s no way to get into those things. [/quote]

Very true. How I loved skinny jeans. But I’d rather give them up and struggle putting on shorts and have muscle thighs… I’m not asking for much :)[/quote]

That’s right Nikki, give up the skiiny jeans and while we’re at it the shorts and any other lower garment. Wait…this isn’t the T-Vixen thread is it? Damn :frowning:

:stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
…going dancing at a honky tonk. [/quote]

Haven’t heard that word since 1976.

And c’mon kids, if you got muscle, (or just plain old fat thighs) you can STILL get into jeggings, cuz they stretch!

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I love this trend.

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[quote]red04 wrote:
These need to become a trend; there’s low cut and then there’s the magical world where beautiful women with round asses wear these.

PS: Don’t think of the negative possibilities, this is a place of positive thinking![/quote]

This is ridiculous, lol.

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If you don’t wear da Skinny Jean you are Ghey.

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[quote]wiggles wrote:
I love this trend.[/quote]

The gauntlet has been thrown down, your move debra!

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[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
If you don’t wear da Skinny Jean you are Ghey.[/quote]

I wonder if those fancy fellows merge into one unstoppable pile of gay when threatened by a powerful foe, similar to Voltron?

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
If you don’t wear da Skinny Jean you are Ghey.[/quote]

I wonder if those fancy fellows merge into one unstoppable pile of gay when threatened by a powerful foe, similar to Voltron?[/quote]

If by Powerful Foe you mean a strong breeze, yeah I can see them transforming.

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[quote]four60 wrote:

If by Powerful Foe you mean a strong breeze, yeah I can see them transforming.[/quote]

LOL. “Boyzzzz, come huddle! That guy walking towards us is wearing a Denver Broncos jersey! Possible threat! LET OUR POWERZZZ COMBINE!! Jimmy, jump on my back. Hold on…tight…”

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can’t wear skinny jeans cause my knots don’t fit