Settling It Once and Fo All

Off Topic
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[quote]csulli wrote:
Oh fuck all you guys. Seven dwarves would own the Keebler elves.[/quote]

I think so too. But upon further research, the answer may not be so obvious.

First, out of the 7 Dwarfs, several would be useless in a fight. Bashful, Dopey, Sleepy and Happy would be eliminated immediately. That leaves Grumpy, Doc, and Sneezy to lead the fight (although Sneezy may have some problems with his chronic sneezing).

On the other side, there are over 18 Keebler Elves! Granted, they’re soft little cookie bakers - a few with diabetes, some are women, and some are children - but their ability to work as an assembly line unit would make them a pretty good united fighting force.

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

[/quote]

But not Tony the Tiger.

There is no overestimating a manic tiger on a sugar high.

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Chewbacca vs. Cmdr. Worf

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Oh fuck all you guys. Seven dwarves would own the Keebler elves.[/quote]

Yeah, but they have pickaxes and work in mines.

That is not a fair comparison.

That is like asking if the men of an oil rig could take the editorial stuff of the mens vogue. [/quote]

I agree. I work with a few former miners and they are hard mofos. Just when you think they’ve gone full retard, they take it up a notch. Like a chimp on PCP.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

[/quote]

But not Tony the Tiger.

There is no overestimating a manic tiger on a sugar high.

[/quote]

We’re only talking elves, dwarfs, gnomes, and midgets here.

If I wanted to bring other cereal icons into this, I’d have mentioned Ct Chocula, Cap’n Crunch, the Trix rabbit, etc.

In keeping with my original topic, the Lucky Charms leprechaun could kick the asses of ALL the Keebler Elves, ALL the 7 Dwarfs, and of course Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

[/quote]

But not Tony the Tiger.

There is no overestimating a manic tiger on a sugar high.

[/quote]

We’re only talking elves, dwarfs, gnomes, and midgets here.

If I wanted to bring other cereal icons into this, I’d have mentioned Ct Chocula, Cap’n Crunch, the Trix rabbit, etc.

In keeping with my original topic, the Lucky Charms leprechaun could kick the asses of ALL the Keebler Elves, ALL the 7 Dwarfs, and of course Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

[/quote]

Alright, what special powers would a leprechaun have that trumps hard work in a mine day in and day out?

Sure, he puts up a mean front and he could buy quite a bit of muscle with his pot of gold, but Leprechauns seem to be very attached to their money and a scowl in and of itself wont defeat anyone.

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[quote]four60 wrote:
Fraggle Rock[/quote]
Beware the Doozer uprising. Seriously, those guys deserved their own show.

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Fraggle Rock[/quote]
Beware the Doozer uprising. Seriously, those guys deserved their own show.[/quote]

I agree.

The Keebler elves are organized?

Puuuuhhhhleaseeee…

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Also, strong values, a community spirit, initiation ceremonies…

If they ever find a charismatic leader they are a force to be reckoned with.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Fraggle Rock[/quote]
Beware the Doozer uprising. Seriously, those guys deserved their own show.[/quote]

I agree.

The Keebler elves are organized?

Puuuuhhhhleaseeee…[/quote]

They took down Cookie Monster. I doubt they’d have trouble with the dwarfs.

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Pirates VS Ninjas

There can be only one.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

[/quote]

But not Tony the Tiger.

There is no overestimating a manic tiger on a sugar high.

[/quote]

We’re only talking elves, dwarfs, gnomes, and midgets here.

If I wanted to bring other cereal icons into this, I’d have mentioned Ct Chocula, Cap’n Crunch, the Trix rabbit, etc.

In keeping with my original topic, the Lucky Charms leprechaun could kick the asses of ALL the Keebler Elves, ALL the 7 Dwarfs, and of course Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

[/quote]

Alright, what special powers would a leprechaun have that trumps hard work in a mine day in and day out?

Sure, he puts up a mean front and he could buy quite a bit of muscle with his pot of gold, but Leprechauns seem to be very attached to their money and a scowl in and of itself wont defeat anyone. [/quote]

Forget magic, forget gold. He’d win just because he’s… IRISH!

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

[/quote]

But not Tony the Tiger.

There is no overestimating a manic tiger on a sugar high.

[/quote]

We’re only talking elves, dwarfs, gnomes, and midgets here.

If I wanted to bring other cereal icons into this, I’d have mentioned Ct Chocula, Cap’n Crunch, the Trix rabbit, etc.

In keeping with my original topic, the Lucky Charms leprechaun could kick the asses of ALL the Keebler Elves, ALL the 7 Dwarfs, and of course Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

[/quote]

Alright, what special powers would a leprechaun have that trumps hard work in a mine day in and day out?

Sure, he puts up a mean front and he could buy quite a bit of muscle with his pot of gold, but Leprechauns seem to be very attached to their money and a scowl in and of itself wont defeat anyone. [/quote]

Forget magic, forget gold. He’d win just because he’s… IRISH![/quote]

I only remember him always RUNNING away from little punk-assed kids.

The Banana Splits VS The Great Space Coaster? wheres your $$?

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The fuck are any of you talking about?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

As an interesting side study, It only takes ONE of the eligible 7 Dwarfs alone, and 2 of ANY of the Keebler Elves alone to defeat Kellogs’ Snap, Crackle, and Pop altogther.

[/quote]

But not Tony the Tiger.

There is no overestimating a manic tiger on a sugar high.

[/quote]

We’re only talking elves, dwarfs, gnomes, and midgets here.

If I wanted to bring other cereal icons into this, I’d have mentioned Ct Chocula, Cap’n Crunch, the Trix rabbit, etc.

In keeping with my original topic, the Lucky Charms leprechaun could kick the asses of ALL the Keebler Elves, ALL the 7 Dwarfs, and of course Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

[/quote]

Alright, what special powers would a leprechaun have that trumps hard work in a mine day in and day out?

Sure, he puts up a mean front and he could buy quite a bit of muscle with his pot of gold, but Leprechauns seem to be very attached to their money and a scowl in and of itself wont defeat anyone. [/quote]

Forget magic, forget gold. He’d win just because he’s… IRISH![/quote]

What if he was fighting 7 IRISH dwarves?

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200lb guy vs pack of African wild dogs?

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[quote]csulli wrote:
200lb guy vs pack of African wild dogs?[/quote]

lolololololol

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Animal of the Muppets would fuck em all up!!

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[quote]silverblood wrote:
Animal of the Muppets would fuck em all up!!

Tazmanian Devil

Yea…what now?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]silverblood wrote:
Animal of the Muppets would fuck em all up!!

Tazmanian Devil

Yea…what now?

[/quote]

he gets his ass kicked by a rabbit!!