UPDATE**
shit, like 48 hours and no response from them on my email. i’m hesitant to just walk up and ask for a free pass. any ideas?
Is the free pass a policy? If so, call and remind them about it at a different time than you plan to go in so different people will be working.
And the having a chick go in with a camera and play cardio bunny might be a good idea. No one will be paying attention to her when you start your antics, if she’s one in a crowd.
Is the avatar juggling part of your covert ops scheme?
HolyMac, call 'em?
So where’s the nearest Texas event? Anyone in the Dallas area up for this?
I’m totally in if I don’t have to drive to Austin.
Just ask for a day pass. The most I’ve ever paid anywhere is $15.00
limitatinfinity,
I go to Dallas quite a bit. I haven’t heard from the SA or Austin guy, so I don’t know if it is a go. If I don’t here from them, I’ll meet you on my next Dallas trip.
Rip a stop sign out of the ground and carry it in with you. lol
Then, pull a syringe out of your gym bag and ask a trainer to shoot you up. I can only imagine the horrified look on his face.
Well, I’m in Austin & had no idea we had those nasty places here. And I have a video camera. Hmmm…
And I would totally be a lady in their bathrooms.
[quote]sluicy wrote:
Is the free pass a policy? If so, call and remind them about it at a different time than you plan to go in so different people will be working.
And the having a chick go in with a camera and play cardio bunny might be a good idea. No one will be paying attention to her when you start your antics, if she’s one in a crowd.
Is the avatar juggling part of your covert ops scheme?[/quote]
Just walk up and say you recently moved there and are considering a membership to their gym. Could you just try it out for a day to see if you like it? they’ll usually give you a free one day pass. I’ve done this at a few gyms.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
UPDATE**
shit, like 48 hours and no response from them on my email. i’m hesitant to just walk up and ask for a free pass. any ideas?[/quote]
The female with the camera idea could work. I was talkin to some people while eatin after work about it and Erika (bartender) said she wanted some of this.
haha ok cool. erika is awesome. THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DCH COCK!!
i’m just worried about just walking up and asking for a day pass. remember guys, this is the gym that will TURN ITS OWN MEMBERS AWAY if they show up in ‘hardcore gym’ attire. and it’s not like masonator or myself are your smallest people ever.
That’s an insignificant thing to worry about … I mean why would they turn away “potential” customers? If anything they’d wait till you signed a year contract to turn you away … you know, after they get the benji’s
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
haha ok cool. erika is awesome. THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DCH COCK!!
i’m just worried about just walking up and asking for a day pass. remember guys, this is the gym that will TURN ITS OWN MEMBERS AWAY if they show up in ‘hardcore gym’ attire. and it’s not like masonator or myself are your smallest people ever.[/quote]
You weren’t around DOUCHER! haha for real, hit me or brett up if you wanna go.
I’m damn happy I just read this entire thread…hilarious!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
haha ok cool. erika is awesome. THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DCH COCK!!
i’m just worried about just walking up and asking for a day pass. remember guys, this is the gym that will TURN ITS OWN MEMBERS AWAY if they show up in ‘hardcore gym’ attire. and it’s not like masonator or myself are your smallest people ever.[/quote]
Wear a few layers of sweats so you look fat instead of muscular?
You should have your lifting partner go in there and start Deadlifting, Squatting and grunting and record her making all “Men” there feel insecure and judged LOL
[quote]sluicy wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
haha ok cool. erika is awesome. THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DCH COCK!!
i’m just worried about just walking up and asking for a day pass. remember guys, this is the gym that will TURN ITS OWN MEMBERS AWAY if they show up in ‘hardcore gym’ attire. and it’s not like masonator or myself are your smallest people ever.
Wear a few layers of sweats so you look fat instead of muscular?[/quote]
in May/June?
to obviouse IMO. but yes, if i don’t hear anything by today i’ll visit tomorrow.
[quote]sluicy wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
haha ok cool. erika is awesome. THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO DCH COCK!!
i’m just worried about just walking up and asking for a day pass. remember guys, this is the gym that will TURN ITS OWN MEMBERS AWAY if they show up in ‘hardcore gym’ attire. and it’s not like masonator or myself are your smallest people ever.
Wear a few layers of sweats so you look fat instead of muscular?[/quote]
Yeah, so your head and hands are showing. Then, tons of water, tons of carbs, and tons of D-bol for the ultimate bloat.
Kidding about the D-bol.
Kinda.
this thread is full of win and awesome.
Eagerly awaiting the results.
CAPTAIN, WE ARE FULL GO TO INITIATE PLAN!
GOGOGOG!!!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Hey guys, so apparently they just opened up a planet fitness in t.town.
Not to mention, the first monday of every month is FREE PIZZA, and the second tuesday of each month is FREE BAGEL day.
okok, honestly i just want to set off the lunk alarm, and get some good video to go with it.
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I myself have witnessed the lunk alarm in action only twice. Ours actually lights up, or it did at one point.
So far my PF fun has only included: 1.Eating a bagel while walking the treadmill and telling another member how much I love it there. 2.Showing up on pizza day with a buddy and checking in only to grab about 8 slices of pizza and then turn around and leave with it.
Good times.