Setting the Lunk Alarm Off in Alabama

[quote]JN7844 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

when are they going to start fucking?

isnt this a porno?

DAMMIT! [/quote]

Here you go.

http://www.filestube.com/77f1df0d04ace6e703ea,g/Jenaveve-Jolie-Naughty-Athletics.html [/quote]

haha!

that was sarcasm on my part, good find though.

haha i

i fucking hate my shoddy internet

[quote]JLu wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
Can SOMEBODY please do this? Anybody at all?

Before anyone says it, I would but there are no PF in Ottawa. [/quote]
What part of Ottawa you from?[/quote]

Kanata, you from Ottawa JLu?

I can’t believe the lads haven’t done this yet.Have they given an excuse yet?The thread was hilarious,but epic epic fail if they don’t actually follow through with this.

I lift at a PF…
It isn’t like the PF’s you see on youtube though.
Heard first Lunk alarm Monday after a year. It was not too loud, and better then their music…
Someone dropped the weights in a machine and the plate slap was pretty loud. I’ve hit the ground doing deads louder…

After seeing this thread I went to youtube, I guess I’m lucky the one I go to isn’t like the rest.

Wishful thinking bump

[quote]jo3 wrote:
Wishful thinking bump[/quote]
Damn you. I got my hopes up again

Only went off once in over a year…
Then 3 times in one night…

Only somewhat funny…

I guess the real purpose is to protect the plates from plate slappers…

[quote]Null wrote:
Only went off once in over a year…
Then 3 times in one night…

Only somewhat funny…

I guess the real purpose is to protect the plates from plate slappers…[/quote]

no, I doubt they care about ā€œplate slappersā€ the real purpose is to protect soccer moms and weakling men from getting scared off by testosterone driven alpha males who scream, grunt, swear, and lift so much weight that they shit kidneys. Causing the current weakling timid members to be so frightenend they run for the hills and never return to the gym again, thus not paying membership fees.

I have heard of this thread’s epicness in my passing. Decided to have a look. So much potential, so little product. WHERE IS THE VIDEO! GEEZE FUCK!

Every day I wake up and think ā€˜maybe today…’ only to be disappointed. Will someone just go set a fucking lunk alarm off already? Post me a video and I will be a happy man.

Every day that the video isnt here I will kill a kitten.

That is all.

Damn. This thread is almost a year old, exactly.

FUCK.

I got an up date email.

FUCK!

ololol.

if i said soon, would you believe me?

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
ololol.

if i said soon, would you believe me?[/quote]

If you said, ā€œI miss you and I can’t wait to see you againā€ I’d surely believe that:)

I’ll still respect you in the morning, HM.

I find it hard to believe that these places exist, i mean i know Americans have been devolving into a race of fat worthless pussys, but a place that will ban you for lifting heavy weights that just seems unreal

HOW MUCH LONGER?!

I’ll bet HolyMac hates it when this thread gets bumped.

I don’t let’s see. Bump. Where’s the video army boy?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I don’t let’s see. Bump. Where’s the video army boy?[/quote]

lol

That’s what I mean!

Just when I almost forgot about this thread…My hopes dashed again.