i think this is awesome. my main reason for commenting is that i will get the email notification so i can see the video when it finally comes haha
good god i cant wait for this to happen. I got yelled at at my gym yesterday because i yelled out āfuck my dick with a sledgehammerā because this retarded kid dropped a 50 lb db on my foot while he was walking by me. I was the one who got yelled at because i was swearing. i can understand that but fuck did it hurt.
Not sure if itās been suggested yet, but you should go in there (with partner/camera dude) and just go through your usual routine while verbally spouting off. When the alarm sounds and youāre asked to leave, your partner should pull the manager aside and explain you have Tourette Syndrome and that it is a violation of handicap laws to eject him from the facility (if you need an official-looking AMA approved Touretteās ID card, Iād volunteer to make you a PDF you can print out).
Then resume your workout with all the gusto you can muster in your outbursts.
LOL iron dwarf.
You guys should both warmup beforehand, and if you guys can fit between the plates, both of you do DLās on the same barā¦ at the same time. With an absurd amount of weight.
when they ask you to leave you should burst out crying and wailing saying you just wanna train why wont they let you train why god why!
bring a pair of cuffs with you and when they tell you to leave handcuff yourself to the smith machine
Holy shit, think about how many more weights will get dropped when that weight scares the shit out of people lol
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
Ratchet wrote:
Where in Alabama?
I like the UAB rec center, just wish they had a real squat rack so I could do rack pulls off that instead of stacked up 45āsā¦
I lift at the UAB rec center and Iāve found that its easier to stand on 25ās than 45ās just gotta put them under each foot.[/quote]
Sweet, Iāll try that next timeā¦
Thanks!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Not sure if itās been suggested yet, but you should go in there (with partner/camera dude) and just go through your usual routine while verbally spouting off. When the alarm sounds and youāre asked to leave, your partner should pull the manager aside and explain you have Tourette Syndrome and that it is a violation of handicap laws to eject him from the facility (if you need an official-looking AMA approved Touretteās ID card, Iād volunteer to make you a PDF you can print out).
Then resume your workout with all the gusto you can muster in your outbursts.[/quote]
Haha! Spectacular.
[quote]jewishthunder wrote:
good god i cant wait for this to happen. I got yelled at at my gym yesterday because i yelled out āfuck my dick with a sledgehammerā because this retarded kid dropped a 50 lb db on my foot while he was walking by me. I was the one who got yelled at because i was swearing. i can understand that but fuck did it hurt. [/quote]
hahaha
I think the minute he starts putting 3+ plates onto a bar, theyāre going to notice (their gyms are purposely open plan so the staff can easily see everyone, and watch out for ālunksā - or so Iāve read, and seen), and probably just tell him to leave right there before he even does anything, or the second he starts picking it up and doing anything, set off the lunk alarm and ask him to leave. Which will result in a very short video of nothing.
I heard youāre also not allowed to use do any exercises where the dbs/barbells are placed on the floor inbetween reps, so things like power cleans and deadlifts are completely banned anyway.
Personally, Iād rather see you grabbing a couple of bosu balls, a 10lb db, then positioning yourself so that youāre lying across both the balls at the same time, and use both hands to press the db. Act as if itās really heavy, and grunt/scream at the top of each rep. Essentially mocking everyone there for doing similarly stupid shit at the gym.
Make sure you fall over in a collapsed heap at the end of each 10 rep set. Then go and talk to the people on the treadmills like āman, this working out thing is tough. These weights are too heavy. They should make them smaller. God, theyāre so heavyā
OR
set up a ridiculously stupid circuit involving lots of bosu balls and stupid exercises, basically running around the gym like a madman doing stupid shit ā your circuit should at least involve a backflip, perhaps off a bosu ball whilst holding a couple of light DBs?
^
To the post above.
Well hell if that happens, just run around and jump up on the pullup bar, start repping them out and yelling Hoo-rah! Then before they shackle you up, go yell at fatties on the treadmill.
Just act stupid, be a foo.
Itāll be worth it.
We need a series of Jackass: T-Nation. I saw the one last night where johnny puts on the strap on and goes about random stuff. Maybe do something like that, so when they come to talk to you, it looks like you have a total boner, and they donāt even know what to say.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Not sure if itās been suggested yet, but you should go in there (with partner/camera dude) and just go through your usual routine while verbally spouting off. When the alarm sounds and youāre asked to leave, your partner should pull the manager aside and explain you have Tourette Syndrome and that it is a violation of handicap laws to eject him from the facility (if you need an official-looking AMA approved Touretteās ID card, Iād volunteer to make you a PDF you can print out).
Then resume your workout with all the gusto you can muster in your outbursts.[/quote]
Hey, if you do the Tourette PDF will you please shoot it my way as well? That would be really convenient for those times I canāt resist saying what I really think. If youāve got time, send me one of a hundred dollar bill as well. Thanks.
[quote]on edge wrote:
Hey, if you do the Tourette PDF will you please shoot it my way as well? That would be really convenient for those times I canāt resist saying what I really think. If youāve got time, send me one of a hundred dollar bill as well. Thanks.[/quote]
Absolutely. The PDF is free to all.
But the $100 bill will cost you $100 in advance. 
Come on Mac lol. Iām about ready to say you trolled us on this post, if we donāt get a video soon, haha.
[quote]haha. come on man, you really thought all i was gonna do is go in and push over their heaviest dumbell?
have a little faith.
hahaha, AWESOME guys, appriciate all the ideas.
me and mason will most likely head there next week at the latest[/quote]
Status?
[quote]T-M324 wrote:
haha. come on man, you really thought all i was gonna do is go in and push over their heaviest dumbell?
have a little faith.
hahaha, AWESOME guys, appriciate all the ideas.
me and mason will most likely head there next week at the latest
Status?[/quote]
Iāve been really busy with some unexpected stuff lately, and I saw holymac has been too. Itās still comin, donāt worry.
humā¦
OK OK OK.
jesus. i got two day passes. Mason stands me up worse than when iron darwf tells me to come bc āiām having a sick party with TONS of girlsā
Me: dude were are all the chick
ID: mac, look around, thereās like 5 hot chicks already here
Me: dude, two of them are over 200lbs, one is in a wheelchair, one has an eyepatch, and one is crouched on the sofa making duck noises.
now if mason would get his powerlifting ass out, we could get this done.