Scooter Time!

Two great bands are known to ride scooters: Oasis, and Guided By Voices.

^^ That makes the scooter look even worse. I thought it impossible. Horrible shit ass devil fucked machines.

You ride one and your driver’s license will come with 2 free tickets to your ass to hand out at your local gay bar.

Stop been so mean Nards/MacGyver.

So how do you commute about the place?
Where abouts in Asia are you? What do you do there?

Just wondering.

I had a look at a scooter shop today, and they tried to sell me a Chinese built scooter. I think I might wait until I get into town and then buy there maybe.

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Riding a scooter is like having sex with a fat chick.

It’s cool until your mates find out.

[quote]theBird wrote:
Surely they dont polute as much as a car. Fuel consumption is as low as 2.5L/Km.

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2.5/1? Really?