Saying 'Yeeesss' to Answer the Phone?

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[quote]ab_power wrote:
Back on track:

Not to long ago I went to a good friends birthday kegger. Only about 20 people, all who I know very well. Had to get a ride with one of my friends and meet my girlfriend there at a different time. I decided to wear this shirt of mine that had the california republic symbol with the bear. It is older, slightly frayed.

I walk into the living room where everyone is just chilling before the party got underway:

[ab_power walks in, wearing shirt]

me: hey guys
[walk over to gf to say hi]
gf: oh my god, why did you wear that shirt, what the hell were you thinking?!?!
me: uhhh, I don’t know, it’s a shirt
gf: blah blah blah, such an ugly shirt, blah blah blah you have no sense, blah blah blah
me: alrighty… walk away.

Meanwhile everyone else is quiet and looking on wide-eyed. My buddy said it looked like I was about to punch her out. Everyone came up to me that night asking me WTF was up with her and why I didn’t dump her ass on the spot.

Sigh
[/quote]

Yikes! That reminds me of this girl my friend was dating a while back. One night we were all out having dinner for his birthday and I’m not sure what triggered this, but his girlfriend started screaming about something and then picked up a butter knife and threatened to cut her wrists right there on the spot.

She threw the knife down and ran out of there with my friend chasing after her. About 10 minutes later she came back and sat down at the table like nothing had happened. The rest of us were just sitting there confused the rest of the evening.

Sad thing is, my friend continued to date this girl for another six months before they finally broke up.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

Christine… just think, at least no good ole boys are going to be in there. It is the safe zone.

Although I totally put out for guys who cook.

[/quote]

Should I grill 15 steaks this weekend or 20. Oops, did I write that out loud?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

Christine… just think, at least no good ole boys are going to be in there. It is the safe zone.

Although I totally put out for guys who cook.

Should I grill 15 steaks this weekend or 20. Oops, did I write that out loud?[/quote]

can I get you to just wear an apron? I will fan you with palm fronds while you cook!

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

Although I totally put out for guys who cook.[/quote]

Me too!

But then again, I’m easy.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

See, you are not supposed to concede. You are supposed to start screaming loudly while calling every guy here an immature kid who never listens. Then, if things are really interesting, you are supposed to throw some household items around…or hell, do like Left Eye from TLC and burn down our houses by accident because you threw all of our clothes in the bathtub and set them on fire.[/quote]

Houston, right?

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

See, you are not supposed to concede. You are supposed to start screaming loudly while calling every guy here an immature kid who never listens. Then, if things are really interesting, you are supposed to throw some household items around…or hell, do like Left Eye from TLC and burn down our houses by accident because you threw all of our clothes in the bathtub and set them on fire.

Houston, right?[/quote]

Hell, I’ll meet you at the gym.

Wear boxing gloves…and bring mud.

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So we’re playing dirty now - whipping out the kitchen utensils, huh?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

See, you are not supposed to concede. You are supposed to start screaming loudly while calling every guy here an immature kid who never listens. Then, if things are really interesting, you are supposed to throw some household items around…or hell, do like Left Eye from TLC and burn down our houses by accident because you threw all of our clothes in the bathtub and set them on fire.

Houston, right?

Hell, I’ll meet you at the gym.

Wear boxing gloves…and bring mud.[/quote]

wait wait wait!!

so me and Christine get to mud wrestle and the winner gets Professor X cooking in just an apron???

I am so in

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[quote]AngryVader wrote:
ab_power wrote:
Back on track:

Not to long ago I went to a good friends birthday kegger. Only about 20 people, all who I know very well. Had to get a ride with one of my friends and meet my girlfriend there at a different time. I decided to wear this shirt of mine that had the california republic symbol with the bear. It is older, slightly frayed.

I walk into the living room where everyone is just chilling before the party got underway:

[ab_power walks in, wearing shirt]

me: hey guys
[walk over to gf to say hi]
gf: oh my god, why did you wear that shirt, what the hell were you thinking?!?!
me: uhhh, I don’t know, it’s a shirt
gf: blah blah blah, such an ugly shirt, blah blah blah you have no sense, blah blah blah
me: alrighty… walk away.

Meanwhile everyone else is quiet and looking on wide-eyed. My buddy said it looked like I was about to punch her out. Everyone came up to me that night asking me WTF was up with her and why I didn’t dump her ass on the spot.

Sigh

Yikes! That reminds me of this girl my friend was dating a while back. One night we were all out having dinner for his birthday and I’m not sure what triggered this, but his girlfriend started screaming about something and then picked up a butter knife and threatened to cut her wrists right there on the spot.

She threw the knife down and ran out of there with my friend chasing after her. About 10 minutes later she came back and sat down at the table like nothing had happened. The rest of us were just sitting there confused the rest of the evening.

Sad thing is, my friend continued to date this girl for another six months before they finally broke up.[/quote]

The crazy part is I did nothing to provoke the situation. The shirt itself was praised by men and women alike at the party. I even came into the room happy, smiling, laughing.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

See, you are not supposed to concede. You are supposed to start screaming loudly while calling every guy here an immature kid who never listens. Then, if things are really interesting, you are supposed to throw some household items around…or hell, do like Left Eye from TLC and burn down our houses by accident because you threw all of our clothes in the bathtub and set them on fire.

Houston, right?

Hell, I’ll meet you at the gym.

Wear boxing gloves…and bring mud.

wait wait wait!!

so me and Christine get to mud wrestle and the winner gets Professor X cooking in just an apron???

I am so in

[/quote]

I am so takin’ you down October girl!

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[quote]ab_power wrote:

The crazy part is I did nothing to provoke the situation. The shirt itself was praised by men and women alike at the party. I even came into the room happy, smiling, laughing.
[/quote]

We need a picture of the offending shirt to properly assess the situation.

Was it given to you by an ex?

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[quote]Christine wrote:
ab_power wrote:

The crazy part is I did nothing to provoke the situation. The shirt itself was praised by men and women alike at the party. I even came into the room happy, smiling, laughing.

We need a picture of the offending shirt to properly assess the situation.

Was it given to you by an ex?[/quote]

Now you’re thinking like a woman.

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[quote]rsg wrote:
Christine wrote:
ab_power wrote:

The crazy part is I did nothing to provoke the situation. The shirt itself was praised by men and women alike at the party. I even came into the room happy, smiling, laughing.

We need a picture of the offending shirt to properly assess the situation.

Was it given to you by an ex?

Now you’re thinking like a woman.[/quote]

LOL.

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[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
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Mud wrestling isn’t on track?

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[quote]Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

See, you are not supposed to concede. You are supposed to start screaming loudly while calling every guy here an immature kid who never listens. Then, if things are really interesting, you are supposed to throw some household items around…or hell, do like Left Eye from TLC and burn down our houses by accident because you threw all of our clothes in the bathtub and set them on fire.

Houston, right?

Hell, I’ll meet you at the gym.

Wear boxing gloves…and bring mud.

wait wait wait!!

so me and Christine get to mud wrestle and the winner gets Professor X cooking in just an apron???

I am so in

I am so takin’ you down October girl!
[/quote]

so cool, Christine is going to go down on me!

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Christine wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Christine wrote:
So sorry, I concede.

Women are crazy, and men are rational.

I’ll return to the kitchen now.

See, you are not supposed to concede. You are supposed to start screaming loudly while calling every guy here an immature kid who never listens. Then, if things are really interesting, you are supposed to throw some household items around…or hell, do like Left Eye from TLC and burn down our houses by accident because you threw all of our clothes in the bathtub and set them on fire.

Houston, right?

Hell, I’ll meet you at the gym.

Wear boxing gloves…and bring mud.

wait wait wait!!

so me and Christine get to mud wrestle and the winner gets Professor X cooking in just an apron???

I am so in

I am so takin’ you down October girl!

so cool, Christine is going to go down on me!

[/quote]

Sorry OG, but they want us to get back on topic.

Where were we? Oh yes. The ex overreacted, but you probably deserved it for getting on her nerves.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Christine wrote:
I am so takin’ you down October girl!

so cool, Christine is going to go down on me!

[/quote]

passes out…giggidy

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Sorry OG, but they want us to get back on topic.

Where were we? Oh yes. The ex overreacted, but you probably deserved it for getting on her nerves.

[/quote]

Kind of like this?

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[quote]rsg wrote:
Christine wrote:
Sorry OG, but they want us to get back on topic.

Where were we? Oh yes. The ex overreacted, but you probably deserved it for getting on her nerves.

Kind of like this?[/quote]

ha ha ha!!! I love Cyanide and Happines!!!