[quote]imhungry wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
You could always just fart in their general direction.
They’ll stop saying hello to you all together.
Monty Python FTW!?!?
What I hate, is when i’m walking past someone, we make eye contact, but when I say “hi”, or “how are you” I get NOTHING.
It’s just ignorant.
Just acknowledge these people. It’s not hard.[/quote]
This drives me nuts. I catch myself thinking “I spoke loud enough, they’re probably on some high horse or some shit fuck’em”.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Not only that, it’s the people who assume that they’re that fucking interesting that our life is worse when they’re aren’t around; like the sun only shines when they’re around. I thought it was funny I didn’t even notice this lady was gone until i saw her this morning. I personally would be happier if this lady never spoke within ear shot of me she’s that FUCKING annoying.
Thanks for understanding brutha …
Are you done yet? Yadayadayada. You’re like a chatty Kathy doll who keeps pulling your own string. Nobody here cares about your bullshit story.
Now, how does it feel?
DB[/quote]
yea yea yea … i figured I’d get that when I was typing it … schmea, you gotta do what you gotta do … thanks for pulling back down to earth DB
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Court wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
Rattler, it’s a new day and I wanted to be the first to say…
GOOD MORNING!!!
You don’t have many friends, do you Rugger?
Goodness, Court. Why do you carry all this hatred and anger?
It helps her squats.[/quote]
She needs all the help she can get!
And Ms. Court, just so you know a lot of people like me… my mom told me so.
[quote]ProwlCat wrote:
The OP is dead right, man. The world would be a wonderful place if people completely ignored one another at all times, never acknowleged that anyone else is even alive…and no greetings! EVER! You host a party. People show up. Just open the door and stare past them.
They know what to do, right? Come on in and take a seat! Dumbasses! And shit! What if you bump into your brother at the store! Fuck him if he thinks you’ve got the time to say something like, “How you doin’, bro?”
Fuck that. It’s just dumb! Maybe if we try not to speak for a few million years or so, our vocal chords will atrophy and we’ll be a race of mutes!? That’d be awesome! No more ‘morning!’ bullshit to deal with. No more ‘how ya doin’!?'. Shitty, asshole! I’ll be better in 11 million years when you can’t even fucking TALK, fuck-o![/quote]
Wow, I just got drenched in your sarcasm, thanks.
When someone asks me “how are you” I always reply with “Not as good as you. You got the best hand, if I had your hand Id cut mine off.” Panties always drop from the weight of the juices that fill them.
[quote]malakuzzo wrote:
When someone asks me “how are you” I always reply with “Not as good as you. You got the best hand, if I had your hand Id cut mine off.” Panties always drop from the weight of the juices that fill them.[/quote]
Dude… wwwwhat?
Anyway, I just noticed it’s 1am, so good morning, everyone!
[quote]malakuzzo wrote:
When someone asks me “how are you” I always reply with “Not as good as you. You got the best hand, if I had your hand Id cut mine off.” Panties always drop from the weight of the juices that fill them.[/quote]
Apparently thats how guys in Hawaii greet each other. lol.
I would like a law passed that if someone says “It takes more energy to frown than to smile” you get to punch them in the throat one time.
[quote]malakuzzo wrote:
When someone asks me “how are you” I always reply with “Not as good as you. You got the best hand, if I had your hand Id cut mine off.” Panties always drop from the weight of the juices that fill them.[/quote]
I think you sat too close to the tv as a kid.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
malakuzzo wrote:
When someone asks me “how are you” I always reply with “Not as good as you. You got the best hand, if I had your hand Id cut mine off.” Panties always drop from the weight of the juices that fill them.
I think you sat too close to the tv as a kid.
DB[/quote]
Ok good, I didn’t get it either.
Good Morning, everyone.
Good Morning, Christine
sounds like you got a case of the mondays
Fuck you all.
Fuck you too, PMPM =)
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck you too, PMPM =)[/quote]
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck you too, PMPM =)[/quote]
Do you guys realize it takes only 1 muscle to smile and over 300 muscles to frown and say “Fuck you”?
So, go ahead and get in a good workout!!!
DB
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Fuck you too, PMPM =)
Don’t threaten me with a good time.[/quote]
you’re so money you don’t even know it
Whenever someone says “morning” I always reply with “wood” well as long as I’m not totally sleeping still in which case I just grumble or make some other unintelligible noises. 50% of people smile, 25% shake thier head and the other 25% don’t get it and have that Wha? look on htier face.
My usual greeting regardless of time is “sup” people know it’s a greeting and don’t actually think I’m asking how they are doing. Oftenthe replies are “Whatsup” or “sup” back.
V