Cupcake: I tried to follow your advice but the prick wasn’t home. He had his girlfriend give me some pathetic 6 page note in which he apologized and said he was drunk. Classic case of beer balls.
On a side note, not to gross you out, but I actually do remove human organs/tissues on occasion for extra cash. Sorry, but I wouldn’t be able to donate them to your freezer.
Life is good in the new condo…cleaner than the board of health.
Another thing that pisses me off is when they cook something and cut it up or whatnot, and then leave the crumbs on the counter top for DAYS!! Ahh, let’s just start a freakin ant’s nest here, fellas. I just had my last class as an undergrad, and all I can think is “1 week left in hell, 1 week left”. It cools me off, so I don’t kill them.
My first year of university I was placed in an off-campus res…13 kids in a communal building…seperate rooms, common living and kitchen spaces. With these 13 people also came 13 sets of dishes and cutlery, which we decided, since we were all pretty relaxed people, to share, rather than keep the shit in our rooms. Needless to say, our double sink was more often than not filled to capacity. I was on of the few who actually cleaned up, usually leaving a note behind not-so-kindly asking people to clean up after themselves. So I got pissed off and stuck all the forks and the ceiling. And I kidnapped the spoons and held them for ransom. No one paid up, but I had a desk drawer full of spoons for a week. People actually bought more spoons. We also cashed in our pile of beer bottles for about 50 bucks, which is a lot, considering the deposit is 10 cents. Gross.
Ah, memories.