[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Find out what jeans Bruce Banner (or David Banner if you prefer the TV show) wore.
Guaranteed not to tear, except strangely at the calves, despite relatively little calf development.[/quote]
I guess I should have read the replies before posting. Funny, Bruce Banner came to mind immediately for me as well.
Child of the 70’s…
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.
Walking is incredibly difficult.
Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.
You should be on an episode of Fringe.[/quote]
Oh it’s no myth, you just have to get as buff as me. Which is why it’s so rare.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.
Walking is incredibly difficult.
Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.
You should be on an episode of Fringe.
Oh it’s no myth, you just have to get as buff as me. Which is why it’s so rare.[/quote]
Pics.
[quote]wfifer wrote:
Pants are easy…buy a bigger waist and wear a belt. It’s boxers that are the problem. [/quote]
sigh
Pics.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?
Same, This is going to be common in anyone who wears remotely tight jeans.
Why the fuck would any man wear tight jeans? I personally like my balls. We’ve grown close over the years and seeing them go would cause me several hours of depressed munching on soy protein products.[/quote]
Because those straight leg jeans make my quads look oh so deisel. And the women love it.
May wanna cut out the butt secks
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I only wear leather pants[/quote]
your poor boyfriend.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.
Walking is incredibly difficult.
Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.
You should be on an episode of Fringe.
Oh it’s no myth, you just have to get as buff as me. Which is why it’s so rare.[/quote]
So you’re saying you’ve been Braff’d. I thought you were over that.
I’m trying really hard not to flex
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.
Walking is incredibly difficult.
Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.
You should be on an episode of Fringe.
Oh it’s no myth, you just have to get as buff as me. Which is why it’s so rare.
Pics.[/quote]
How can anyone ever get over this?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.
Walking is incredibly difficult.
Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.
You should be on an episode of Fringe.
Oh it’s no myth, you just have to get as buff as me. Which is why it’s so rare.
So you’re saying you’ve been Braff’d. I thought you were over that.
[/quote]
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
How can anyone ever get over this?
AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.
Walking is incredibly difficult.
Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.
You should be on an episode of Fringe.
Oh it’s no myth, you just have to get as buff as me. Which is why it’s so rare.
So you’re saying you’ve been Braff’d. I thought you were over that.
[/quote]
Where’s that bitch LaBuff? He could provide guidance here.
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To OP, I hear ya fella.
Here in my country it’s a bitch to find pants that surpasses the size of gnomes, anorexic emo’s and the like.
I have 3 jeans waiting for repair and another 2 that look like they could rip any time soon now. I’m even scared to let out my daily amount of farts.
If I see some baggier pants, anytime anywhere, doesn’t matter what I am doing, I will buy them. But these opportunities are as rare as to actually find these mythical creatures of the lower half of garmentry.
I don’t know where you guys shop, but I have no problem with buying jeans. I take a 34 waist/32 length at 5’7" and 200 or so. I also don’t buy faggy trendy jeans. I’ll get from L.L. bean, Lee, and such.
For Khakis, I buy Dockers, Savanne, or 5.11 tactical. The last have cool small pockets for a backup handgun.
Why can’t people just buy bigger pants? Is it that difficult. Bigger waist = bigger pants. Stop buying pants that barely fit your waist. If you are 32" waist but have developed legs buy 36" pants if you need to. Do you even try your pants on before buying them?
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Jeans? Pfff!
Everyone knows real men wear kilts.
[quote]wushu_1984 wrote:
Why can’t people just buy bigger pants? [/quote]
Because “My Jeans Fit WTF” wouldn’t make for an interseting thread title.
Yeah I’d just stop wearing tight jeans… Pretty much all of my pants are tight around the thighs and ass and VERY loose around the waist… Im talking I wear 34 waists even though a 30 is comfortable waist-wise. Belts rock… one day i’ll learn to flick mine off and whip someone with mine in one swift motion…
Be thankful with what you’ve got… ripped up jeans are “in” this year.
The ones I wear now and are more or less comfortable have all a 38 waist, 36 length. They are loose around the waist, but are leave a little room around the legs. Anything lower than a 38 waist is a waste for trying out. Problem is that these size of pants are a rare commodity over here.
In my experience though, there seems to be a correlation between rips in the croch of your pants and how loose your pants are at the waist. The lower your pants will hang, the more friction there will be at the croch. A belt has other uses besides playing Indiana Jones with it.