Ridiculous Names

[quote]Edgy wrote:
My grandfathers name was Elbert. Middle name, Carroll.

My grandmothers name was Ruby, and my other grandmothers name was Imogene

Pop’s name was Herbert, Mom’s name is Violet.

fucking oakies and their names!

my given name is two-dogs-fucking. it was a native american phase that my parents were going through.

for the longest time, i thought my name was GawdDammmit, and my brothers was JesusChrist.[/quote]

You’re Bill Cosby?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
My kids had a friend named Luke Walker. His middle name was Sky.[/quote]

Fan parents are cool like that.

I once worked with a guy who became a first-time dad and said he convinced his wife to name their baby Logan. Then he added, “I just hope she never finds out it’s from Wolverine.”

Greatest bodybuilder name ever… … … Rock Stonewall

Mr. America and Mr. Universe runner-up in the '60s.

Some show on the Travel Channel was talking about a famous old crime in Florida where a Fire Chief went missing. His name… Bum Farto.
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1996-10-06/features/9610100301_1_fire-drug-assistant-prosecutor

My uncle went to high school with Ken Dahl and his sister Barbara Dahl (and yes, everyone did call her Barbie).

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
I knew of a dude called ‘Stacy’ a while back…seriously. [/quote]

Stacy Keach[/quote]

John Wayne’s real name is Marion Morrison.[/quote]

Many female names used to be male names.

Ashley
Stacy
Tracy
Kelly
Shannon
Gabriel
Marion

I’m sure there are lots more.

[quote]Edgy wrote:

for the longest time, i thought my name was GawdDammmit, and my brothers was JesusChrist.[/quote]

Hahaha!

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
I knew of a dude called ‘Stacy’ a while back…seriously. [/quote]

Stacy Keach[/quote]

John Wayne’s real name is Marion Morrison.[/quote]

Many female names used to be male names.

Ashley
Stacy
Tracy
Kelly
Shannon
Gabriel
Marion

I’m sure there are lots more.[/quote]

I know a really cool dude named Rene.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

I know a really cool dude named Rene.
[/quote]

Flint Fireforge. Now there’s a silly name!

;p

I know a guy named Pablo.

I think that’s french for Paul.

Fred FredBurger

Yesterday on the Doctors they had states that actually have lists of approved names!!!

Two of the stupidest names I’ve ever heard were
Orangejello
Lemonjello

pronounced: Oranj - a - la, lemonj - a -la!!!

lololol…

Peter Fillerup. Anita Pickle. I know both. Friends of my parents.

Some absolutely hilarious ones on this site: Funny fucked up names.... | WhiteWomenBlackMen.com

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I know a guy named Pablo.

I think that’s french for Paul.[/quote]

LOL!

From now on, logic displayed as such will be called an “Edgy”!

Edgy pulls another Edgy!

OBGYN Dr. at the first hospital I worked at had a plaque on the Nursery wall for his outstanding work.

Dr. Cumm

Myrtle Crisp — just unfortunate

Polly Droomgool — also just unfortunate

A new kid from Aussie joined our high school called Wayne Kerr. His name was called out at assembly and the teacher tried to leave a great big pause between wayne and kerr…but all it did was emphasise the fact that it sounds like “wanker” to hoards of cruel, immature little bastards.

There was also a kid called Danny Donghi, he started up a whole nick name trend, because at age 10 or whatever we were at the time, we thought it was hilarious to run around calling each other Dong-eye instead of our real names.

Hey Dong-eye! you coming to the movies with us? Fuck off Dong-eye! where is Dong-eye today? did you do your homework Dong-eye! etc, etc.

There was also a girl called Anika Scmedikis, which was just basically a great name to repeat over and over.

Growing up, in my hometown, we had an officer named Richard Head.

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
I knew of a dude called ‘Stacy’ a while back…seriously. [/quote]

Stacy Keach[/quote]

John Wayne’s real name is Marion Morrison.[/quote]

Many female names used to be male names.

Ashley
Stacy
Tracy
Kelly
Shannon
Gabriel
Marion

I’m sure there are lots more.[/quote]

Most of those would be considered androgynous names, like Cameron. Gabriel would fall under masculine as it has a feminine equivalent (Gabrielle). Then you’ve got the angel Gabriel (male).

And somebody involved with Wayne’s career decided ‘Marion’ wasn’t a manly movie moniker. The name change probably made the difference between fame and fortune. It certainly wasn’t his acting. He just pips Nicholas Cage to ‘most overrated recipient of an Academy award’.

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
Knew a guy named Mickey Bouse.

Died in prison.[/quote]

You mean Mike Bouse?

I saw this the other day in my office building… Quite a fitting name for a safety officer.

Greg

I had two school buddies both named Wayne. Wayne King & Wayne Kerr. I shit you not.