[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
“BUNKUS! How many times do I have to tell you?! Don’t put the two bacon trays right next to each other. With you, Bunkus, it’s in one ear and out the next. Are you even listening to me Bunkus?!”
Sure enough, the kid had a nametag, and it indeed said “Bunkus”. It was clear that the poor guy had a laundry list of other problems, probably the least of which was his name. [/quote]
His name backward is Suknub.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Nosmo King. Really. He worked with Yo Daddy for a time. He was the 9th of 10 kids. His mother took the name from the maternity OR doors as they swung open. No shit.[/quote]
Was he a smoker?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
As a fan of the Clash, my brother named his son Topper… after the drummer Topper Headon.
My son went to grade school with a boy name Amillion. His mom said his birth was one in a million.
Another boy in his school was named Tubias… not Tobias.
Years ago, the wife of a friend introduced me to her son, Kermit. I literally had to hold my breath so I wouldn’t burst out laughing.
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I was nearly called Tolbie. Oo Thank God for one sensible parent.
I haven’t really come across anyone with that crazy a name though there have been some humourous combinations. Max Steele springs to mind.
Met this kid named Harsh dave the other day.
I went to school with:
Cash Diehl
Carrie Case
Anita Dick
My ex boyfriend worked with a woman named Female, rhymes with “Emily.”
Lol@ Anita Dick. POor poor girl.
I once had to coach twins named Dolce and Gabbana
[quote]Bambi wrote:
I once had to coach twins named Dolce and Gabbana[/quote]
Hahaha, how very Scottish! 
The other thing that pisses me off is when parents think its cute to have all their kids’ names start with the same letter. I’ve got cousins named Joey, Jackie, Jamie, Jimmy and Jesse.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I went to school with:
Cash Diehl
Carrie Case
Anita Dick
My ex boyfriend worked with a woman named Female, rhymes with “Emily.”[/quote]
I went to jr with a chick named Kassa Nova.
Not ridiculous. Fucking awesome.
Squirrel Period
Was a patient of mine, he had his name legally changed. He wanted it to just be Squirrel, and the judge asked him what was the last name and the guy responded “Just Squirrel Period”
Nothing major but I went to grade school with a guy named Mike Dick.
It got so bad with the classmates’ teasing he got his name changed to his mother’s maiden name.
That one about the twins named Dolce & Gabbana is ridiculous though…
I still wonder what was on Ron Artest’s mind when he legally changed it to “Metta World Peace”
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Squirrel Period
Was a patient of mine, he had his name legally changed. He wanted it to just be Squirrel, and the judge asked him what was the last name and the guy responded “Just Squirrel Period”[/quote]
Joke, right?
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Squirrel Period
Was a patient of mine, he had his name legally changed. He wanted it to just be Squirrel, and the judge asked him what was the last name and the guy responded “Just Squirrel Period”[/quote]
Joke, right?[/quote]
No sir, stack of bibles. He was my patient at the family practice I worked for.
When Los Angeles was founded in 1781, it was called “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de la Porciuncula,” which translated to “Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angeles of the Small Portion.”
That’s pretty ridiculous.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
When Los Angeles was founded in 1781, it was called “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de la Porciuncula,” which translated to “Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angeles of the Small Portion.”
That’s pretty ridiculous.[/quote]
Better than San Diego, which of course in German means “A Whale’s Vagina”.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
When Los Angeles was founded in 1781, it was called “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de la Porciuncula,” which translated to “Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angeles of the Small Portion.”
That’s pretty ridiculous.[/quote]
You are wrong and Porciuncula was the name of a river.
My wife’s uncle is named Mike Hunt.
Her side of the family are mostly sheltered prudes, so even if I laugh about his name, they don’t get it.
Hey Hunter S. Thompson was a bad ass though. Only one I have ever known to pull it off.
I have heard a lot of them working in schools as well. I had a basketball coach that was LOVED Bob Marley, so he named his son Bob and his Daughter Marley. My fav though was this
Cash-mo n`e Pride
Cash Money Pride…Thats fucking awesome…
Most celebrities pick some choice names for there kids. Like AutoPilot Manuel or Apple
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Squirrel Period
Was a patient of mine, he had his name legally changed. He wanted it to just be Squirrel, and the judge asked him what was the last name and the guy responded “Just Squirrel Period”[/quote]
LMFAO!!