Well it’s a bit off topic, but I casually refer to my asshole as “Hetyey”. As in “I’m going to take a Stephen and wipe my Hetyey”. That’s all I have to contribute at this time.
How am I a racist?
???
Brock
You’re admitting to your member being small, hetyey?
How did such an innocuous, albeit idiotic, thread get so hostile? Time to hit the gym guys.
do you read your own posts? maybe hateing someone based on their religion (I guess you were lucky enough to be born into the “right” one) is not being a racisist, maybe I am wrong but maybe you should think about what you think when others act the same way about YOUR religion. I am not doing a search but if I remember right you said that we should blow up and kill all the muslims in the middle east 'cause they are all no good anyway. but I forgot you are sooo religious, write more about drugs and religion. sorry I won’t just kiss your ass because you write for this site or because you are really a pretty smart guy (thats the sad part). hetyey225
First, all Moslems in the middle east are
not all Moslems on the planet. Ever hear
of Indonesia/Malaysia/Pakistan? That is strike one. Second, since Islam is a religion and not a race, you just proved that I am not a racist. That is strike two.
And I have nothing against Druze/Samaritan
Coptic, Jewish or non-Moslem Arabs. So you can’t play the “Arab race card” either. That’s
strike three. Sounds to me like you whiffed
hard on this accusation, Hetyeh or whatever
your name is. - Brock
The little dig regarding “religion and drugs”,
I have never (not in recent memory) advocated
the use of recreational drugs. I am pro-choice
when it comes to steroids because I think
they offer many positive effects. Show me
where, anywhere, in the OT/NT/Koran where
there is a prohibition against taking something
to improve yourself? -
Brock
Brock:
I think people assume your a racist because in an earlier post you said something to the effect of “I hate all things Arab if that’s racist then I’m a racist.” Possibly you were speaking more from emotion than anything else as the attack had just happened? I for one would like to know how this goes from talking about funny names for your wanger to how Brock is a racist? Does Mag-10 make you racist? 
Keago
Very good suggestions gentleman- the Dr. salutes you. (where are the ladies out there?)
Oh, and hetyey225- since you elected to turn an amusing discussion into a pissing contest, you may exit this conversation. This thread is dedicated to further expanding the ways in which we may refer to our meatpipes. Or do you lack reading skills and thought this post said “Ignorant Assholes Who Have Opinions about World Issues That They Don’t Even Begin to Comprehend Because they Are Too Lazy to Do Their Own Research Support Group”?
The good Doctor T
Back to the topic…
I cant believe you guys never said “POCKET HERCULES.”
Doc, the group your referring to is known as
I.A.W.H.O.W.I.T.T.D.E.B.C.B.T.A.T.L.D.T.O.R.S.G
of which I am member. We’re trying to get a grange hall but can’t find one friggin big enough to put all the letters on. We meet every Friday and with me being the Grand Asshole, I shall approach the topic of penis metonymies to get some consensus on what everybody is calling “Mr. Happy”.
Yet more evidence of Mike’s stupidity. Every thing you write is trash.
Heat seeking Moisture Missile, spitting one-eyed trouser trout.
The Beaver Cleaver. The Sorority Esophagus Plunger. The Penisaurus.
How about the one eyed turtle necked womb broom
Beaver Cleaver! Magnificent bastard, the Dr Salutes You! I always giggled during the intro to Leave it to Beaver when the announcer says “and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver”. Pure unadulterated genius!
why does DR.thesoreass creep me out? For some reason he seems like that child molesting old doctor from Lost in space.
Did you here about the guy who called his “cock” missi? Turned out he had missi tattoed on his “donger”. However when aroused his “shaft” became the mighty mississippi.