I bet ignignokt gets mad at guys with awesome calves for wearing shorts…what ass clowns
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I bet ignignokt gets mad at guys with awesome calves for wearing shorts…what ass clowns[/quote]
He told me to put some pants on.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
I bet ignignokt gets mad at guys with awesome calves for wearing shorts…what ass clowns
He told me to put some pants on.
:-([/quote]
…slowly in a sexy fashion… with pictures!
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
SkyNett wrote:
Of all the people on this board, I’d have to say that BBB is one of the least insecure I’ve personally seen.
Thanks mate, I appreciate that.
BBB[/quote]
I have to agree with that statement.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
However a group of three girls were telling me that “you’re not as dumb as you look”, to which I replied, “yeah and I have a ring through my cock” which made one of them literally run away to the toilet and the other two raise quizzical eyebrows and back slowly away. That was of course, the intended effect. Girls either love or hate the cock ring. I’m only interested in talking to the curious ones.
Hi.[/quote]
Fuck, No kidding. helllooooo.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
However a group of three girls were telling me that “you’re not as dumb as you look”, to which I replied, “yeah and I have a ring through my cock” which made one of them literally run away to the toilet and the other two raise quizzical eyebrows and back slowly away. That was of course, the intended effect. Girls either love or hate the cock ring. I’m only interested in talking to the curious ones.
Hi.
Fuck, No kidding. helllooooo.[/quote]
Hmmm…I wonder if this will work with other things instead of just cock rings.
“yeah…and I have a penis that hooks slightly to the right yet is quite the mouth-full”.
Actually, that’s funny as hell and will get used.
neelydan’s ain’t long enough to hook
planet fitness
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
neelydan’s ain’t long enough to hook
[/quote]
I don’t know why you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person but I think it’s hilarious.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
neelydan’s ain’t long enough to hook
I don’t know why you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person but LankyMofo thinks it’s hilarious.[/quote]
AngryVader fixed that for you.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
neelydan’s ain’t long enough to hook
I don’t know why you always refer to yourself in the 3rd person but LankyMofo thinks it’s hilarious.
AngryVader fixed that for you.[/quote]
LankyMofo appreciates it.
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
Not until I started roid-ragin’
Then they wuz all…“woah betch stepp off”[/quote]
You should grab her by the hair and give her a kiss…while simultaneously ripping her top.
That would teach her to shut her mouth. And would probably make you the favorite girl EVER of most of the men for about a 2 mile radius.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
Not until I started roid-ragin’
Then they wuz all…“woah betch stepp off”
You should grab her by the hair and give her a kiss…while simultaneously ripping her top.
That would teach her to shut her mouth. And would probably make you the favorite girl EVER of most of the men for about a 2 mile radius. [/quote]
Hahaha I’ll have to keep that one in mind for next time :-p
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
Westclock wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
Not until I started roid-ragin’
Then they wuz all…“woah betch stepp off”
You should grab her by the hair and give her a kiss…while simultaneously ripping her top.
That would teach her to shut her mouth. And would probably make you the favorite girl EVER of most of the men for about a 2 mile radius.
Hahaha I’ll have to keep that one in mind for next time :-p[/quote]
Have your friends take pictures. 
[quote]PhreakyMike wrote:
I find I don’t get rejected but I do notice a lot more people make comments about things:
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Steroids come up a lot… happen to ‘randomly’ come up. Lots of “I know a guy who took steroids and…” and steroid jokes like “stop taking steroids mike, you look huge”
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My constant eating. People say I’m a garbage dump but I keep telling them I don’t eat crap, I eat good food.
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Younger crowd often comments on my size. examples: “Remind me to never pick a fight with you”, “Dude your arms are freakin’ massive”, “Come with me and my gf to [insert social event here]. You can be my body guard. [suit/tie, sunglasses and earpiece jokes here]”
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The famous “Use those big muscles” always comes up when I am asked to lift or open something.
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I also find a lot of people are more aware of what they eat. Especially females. They will say 'I really shouldn’t eat this. It has xx calories… right Mike?" This is followed by “The sooner you eat it, the sooner you can burn it off” with a big smile as I reach for more almonds.
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Lastly, people always say you’re ‘going to get too big’
I’m sure all of you had experienced one… if not all of these.
[/quote]
Couldn’t explain it better then this. Can relate to all of the above.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
Westclock wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
Not until I started roid-ragin’
Then they wuz all…“woah betch stepp off”
You should grab her by the hair and give her a kiss…while simultaneously ripping her top.
That would teach her to shut her mouth. And would probably make you the favorite girl EVER of most of the men for about a 2 mile radius.
Hahaha I’ll have to keep that one in mind for next time :-p
Have your friends take pictures and post em on T-Nation. PM emn to Bicep_Craze mkay?[/quote]
Fixed…
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
Of all the people on this board, I’d have to say that BBB is one of the least insecure I’ve personally seen.[/quote]
Nothing says “I’m comfortable with myself” like a Prince Albert.