Charles Bronson
Most hockey players
William Wallace
Rodio clowns
If drinking is a sign of manliness then Andre the Giant wins hands down. His drinking would put bacchanal festival to shame.
Aron Ralston the guy who cut his own arm off after a boulder trapped him. Cut it with a shitty knife too.
John Hirsch guy killed a black bear with a 3 inch knife. AWESOME.
And no to be a dick and I know I will get flamed. But Pat Tillman, come on. Granted it takes a lot of balls and I give the guy a ton of respect to give up a fat paycheck and answer the call of your country. But he must have been an asshole, Rangers dont get shot by other Rangers for no reason.
I, for one, think that Jack should continue posting. I don’t get to hear ‘wanker’ and ‘mate’ nearly often enough, though I too need a Scottish to sober translator.
P.S. Jack start shopping the men’s department.
[quote]tom8658 wrote:
I, for one, think that Jack should continue posting. I don’t get to hear ‘wanker’ and ‘mate’ nearly often enough, though I too need a Scottish to sober translator.
P.S. Jack start shopping the men’s department.[/quote]
Fuck it. I’ll start peppering my posts with wanker and mate and bloke then so Jack can go and devote more time to Roger Mooring or whatever he does over there in those gay, emasculating jeans of his. Cheerio!
He’s a real hero not just because of his service to his country, but also because he spoke out against our invading Iraq. He was a free thinker.
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And yet, he did his duty and went regardless; he did not pick and choose when to honor his committment like some other turds who claim they’d fight in Afghanistan, but not Iraq.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I think Jack is a creation by the mods to unite the rest of us and prevent stagnation. [/quote]
You may be on to something here. The UK colloquialisms and skinny jeans are a bit over-the-top if you ask me.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
al1492 wrote:
in before Chuck Norris
Score one for the good team
+1 for the nerds.
Good call.[/quote]
haha
[quote]roybot wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
roybot wrote:
Well, he drank a lot that’s for sure, but I wouldn’t consider him to be a bona-fide hellraiser. I mean, most of his drinking buddies are dead (Burton, Richard Harries, Ollie Reed). Can’t help thinking that his heart wasn’t really in it.
Did you know O’Toole had a nose job prior to filming Lawrence of Arabia, because he thought that he should look “beautiful”? Throw in a few gallons of mascara and maybe the movie would’ve been more appropriately named Florence of Arabia…
All I’m saying that he could’ve done without all the camp - that’s what the tents are for.
LOL true roybot O Toole could appear as queer as a 3 pound note however he was a dashing bastard who no doubt plunged his sword into many a hot dame. I hope you’re not talking about pantomime dames - that’s just sick Gotta love that thespian class.
I can’t fault your inclusion of Oliver Reed: a man so overpoweringly masculine that he was compelled to challenge fellow drinkers to lengthy bouts of nude wrestling in between rounds, in order to stop his manhood from reaching melting point. Failure to do this would result in a testosterone explosion so great that it would impregnate every fertile woman on the planet (which would obviously have lead to some very serious over-population problems down the road).
As if that wasn’t bad enough, the resulting aftershock would travel across the universe for the rest of eternity, impregnating any and all burgeoning alien species with Reed’s seed. Earth would’ve been inundated with intergalactic single-mothers, demanding child support payments for the rest of time.
The only way Ollie could avert this castastrophe is by stripping off in his local and sticking his hairy backside on some unfortunate patron’s head. Of course, there were easier ways for Oliver Reed to manage his unfortunate condition.
For example, he could’ve worn skinny jeans. But that would’ve just been ghey.
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Roybot that post was pure poetry and I ache to create a post as worthy as that one.
Reed truly was the dogs bollocks.
[quote]riverhawk23 wrote:
If drinking is a sign of manliness then Andre the Giant wins hands down. His drinking would put bacchanal festival to shame.[/quote]
If we’re counting pro wrestlers Ken Patera is definitely the baddest
BTW these aren’t the hard men I was hoping to see here…
[quote]fighting_fires wrote:
i dont really mind your threads although there are A LOT but as for telling him to get a life, i think you should rethink that statement bc if you have time to make all these threads its looking like you may need a life. other than that most of your threads arent bad. [/quote]
Ha Fighting_fires I was only explaining to my American friend that maybe he would be better served getting wound up over the truly important things in life other than the threads I am creating.
I haven’t come in here to piss on anyones parade. I’m just trying to stimulate some thought from members who are willing to contribute in a positive and productive manner. Thanks for your kind words though big yin they are truly appreciated.
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Clint’s had his share of relationships and has fathered more then a few children by different women over the years. I admire him as an actor and many of the characters he’s portrayed greatly, so this isn’t a dig, but he’s surely played the field with loads of women in his younger days. I don’t believe Sondra Locke would agree with your portrayal of him as a pious/monogamous guy. He’s definitely well rounded as you pointed out and in my view a mans man.
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Clint has well and truly spread the Eastwood seed far and beyond due to a combination of hardness, charisma and Alpha Male qualities and for those reasons his inclusion in this thread is well and truly justified.
CLINT = MAN
Anyone else think this is the gayest title for a thread ever?
[quote]Reef wrote:
Anyone else think this is the gayest title for a thread ever?[/quote]
Yes. Masculinity fail.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Reef wrote:
Anyone else think this is the gayest title for a thread ever?
Yes. Masculinity fail. [/quote]
Jack gets real hard for men wearing skinny jeans
How did you manage to rack up 225 posts in a month with your cool stories brah!? You’re truly and inspiration and you’re posts are so fucking awesome, like hawt abs. Better than anything prof x ever wrote.
/Sarcasm
Carlos Hathcock anyone?
Where the fuck are the raging hard-ons…ohhhhhh I think I misinterpreted. I uhhhh…nominate…Arnold in the Predator because that always gets me a hard-on…I mean he is hard in the muscles and alien butt-kicking department. Sweet Ass TOO!
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Carlos Hathcock anyone?[/quote]
I see your Carlos Hathcock and raise you a Rob Furlong.
I think Jacks posts are entertaining the rest of you sad fucks, zip it
Some of you guys really do take this place way to seriously it fuckin GAL