[quote]julia87 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
undesired08 wrote:
julia87 wrote:
eengrms76 wrote:
julia87 wrote:
I slid down the banks into a creek today trying to get a rolling carrot for my dog. It was really funny, I was laughing. Then she wouldnt eat it and found a carcass of a dead terrier.
ok, this may be a stupid question, but what the hell is a rolling carrot?
It is like a dirty sanchez but wih a dog.
What?! No, its a rolling carrot. I was eating carrots and it fell and started rolling.
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Thank god, cause i think i threw up in my mouth a little after Zap’s reply.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Why is it that a woman who has no qualms about deep-kissing a man, sucking his dick and licking his bunghole, will nonetheless never in a million years even entertain the thought of using that same man’s toothbrush?[/quote]
I’ve often wondered why they use my razor to shave their legs, then place it back where it was. Then I shave and turn my face in to ground meat.
I consider that a “I don’t like you, so I’m going to trick you in to hurting yourself” move.
Kind of like my brothers bending the prongs on the Christmass tree when I was 4, and telling me to plug it in, knowing that I would have to squeeze the prongs together while shoving it in to the socket.