That looks fun i wanna get in on some hijacking
Rant incoming.
I’m all for attacking the fatasses at fantasyfeeder and bigguts again.
If they want to insult us, fine, but they should at least understand what the fuck we’re about. Everyone here is far stronger, faster, more agile, and has more energy than most other people on this planet. There’s a hell of a lot to be said for having a powerful body that houses an Olympian willpower. What the hell do they have to show for themselves? Many of them are barely mobile, and most can’t walk more than 100 feet without damn near passing out.
And saying we don’t eat? WE LIFT HEAVY MOTHERFUCKING WEIGHTS. WE FUCKING EAT LIKE HORSES. Except for those of us that are a few weeks out from a BB competition.
And saying that it’s hard to gain, and that a diet is difficult to manage? Jesus tittyfucking Christ! Have any of them TRIED to intentionally gain muscle? All they have to do is cram whatever is in reach into their fat fucking pie holes to get to their disgusting goals, and yet it takes us years to hit our goals!
What they stand for is against everything natural. Making yourself better is a natural human trait, and we are some of the few that still exhibit it in this fucked up world. Somewhere along the lines, those fat fucks lost that trait, and they’re hardly recognizable as humans anymore, physically or mentally.
Fuck it. Their lifestyle just further exalts ours. 99% of the world’s population sees us as the elite, the very best of the human race. Outside of their pathetic circle, they are seen as an abomination of our species.
Damn, even without being able to read the actual quilting threads I was laughing out loud at work. ‘Curls in the quilting rack’, ‘quilts and milk’… PRICELESS 
I can only imagine how much fun this must have been for you guys back then.
[quote]Xab wrote:
99% of the world’s population sees us as the elite, the very best of the human race. Outside of their pathetic circle, they are seen as an abomination of our species. [/quote]
lol guy we’re just lifting weights, here.
[quote]Xab wrote:
Rant incoming.
I’m all for attacking the fatasses at fantasyfeeder and bigguts again.
If they want to insult us, fine, but they should at least understand what the fuck we’re about. Everyone here is far stronger, faster, more agile, and has more energy than most other people on this planet. There’s a hell of a lot to be said for having a powerful body that houses an Olympian willpower. What the hell do they have to show for themselves? Many of them are barely mobile, and most can’t walk more than 100 feet without damn near passing out.
And saying we don’t eat? WE LIFT HEAVY MOTHERFUCKING WEIGHTS. WE FUCKING EAT LIKE HORSES. Except for those of us that are a few weeks out from a BB competition.
And saying that it’s hard to gain, and that a diet is difficult to manage? Jesus tittyfucking Christ! Have any of them TRIED to intentionally gain muscle? All they have to do is cram whatever is in reach into their fat fucking pie holes to get to their disgusting goals, and yet it takes us years to hit our goals!
What they stand for is against everything natural. Making yourself better is a natural human trait, and we are some of the few that still exhibit it in this fucked up world. Somewhere along the lines, those fat fucks lost that trait, and they’re hardly recognizable as humans anymore, physically or mentally.
Fuck it. Their lifestyle just further exalts ours. 99% of the world’s population sees us as the elite, the very best of the human race. Outside of their pathetic circle, they are seen as an abomination of our species. [/quote]
x2
I feel a storm coming summons Dark Army
If you’re like us, calling all riders, roll up beside us, no place to hide us,
all freedom fighters, let’s unite us, switch on your nitrous and…let’s… go…
Destination, for navigation, man up ya stations, feel the sensation surround invasion,
with communication, move quick, we might avoid contamination
Down, Here comes the sound, everyone pound your feet to this Phenomenon, Now let’s make it
loud, let’s show em all how you move to this phenomenon, Roll! Open your soul, maybe lose
control inside of this phenomenon, just let your self go, and let everyone know you move to
this phenomenon.
Don’t let these spiders crawl up beside us, they want to bite us, inject the virus. Raise up
the lighters, praise to the righteous, we need to guide us, get…prepared…to… go…if you’re
like us, calling all riders, roll up beside is, no place to hide us, all freedom fighters,
let’s unite us, switch on your nitrous…and… lets…go…
Can’t take it anymore, shake until we move the floor, what are we waiting for? Let’s go! I’m
tired of being ordinary, don’t care if there’s people staring, I’ll rely on your strength to
carry me on.
[quote]Xab wrote:
Rant incoming.
I’m all for attacking the fatasses at fantasyfeeder and bigguts again.
If they want to insult us, fine, but they should at least understand what the fuck we’re about. Everyone here is far stronger, faster, more agile, and has more energy than most other people on this planet. There’s a hell of a lot to be said for having a powerful body that houses an Olympian willpower. What the hell do they have to show for themselves? Many of them are barely mobile, and most can’t walk more than 100 feet without damn near passing out.
And saying we don’t eat? WE LIFT HEAVY MOTHERFUCKING WEIGHTS. WE FUCKING EAT LIKE HORSES. Except for those of us that are a few weeks out from a BB competition.
And saying that it’s hard to gain, and that a diet is difficult to manage? Jesus tittyfucking Christ! Have any of them TRIED to intentionally gain muscle? All they have to do is cram whatever is in reach into their fat fucking pie holes to get to their disgusting goals, and yet it takes us years to hit our goals!
What they stand for is against everything natural. Making yourself better is a natural human trait, and we are some of the few that still exhibit it in this fucked up world. Somewhere along the lines, those fat fucks lost that trait, and they’re hardly recognizable as humans anymore, physically or mentally.
Fuck it. Their lifestyle just further exalts ours. 99% of the world’s population sees us as the elite, the very best of the human race. Outside of their pathetic circle, they are seen as an abomination of our species. [/quote]
I read this with the voice of Ron Burgundy in my head and then when I was done reading it I heard in my head
And I’m Ron Burgundy. Stay Classy, San Diego
This thread makes me miss Natorade, his Professor Quilt persona was hilarious.
“THIS IS A QUILTING FORUM”
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This thread makes me miss Natorade, his Professor Quilt persona was hilarious.
“THIS IS A QUILTING FORUM”[/quote]
He was easily the funniest troller in the Quilt War.
damn you guys for not archiving this =[
Wish I saw it, but why this forum? Did they do anything to you? I wanna know.
Bumping for nostalgia!!
Hell just start over.^^^^ This is a different quilting forum!
Good bump, Rock.
This here is some classic craziness.
Rock you rule!
Thanks for digging up this old gem.
Not only one of the funniest moments on T-Nation, but also on the whole damn web!
This is one of those rare threads that I’m truly happy I got to see in real time.
I signed up to that site a couple times after we were done and tried to retrieve all of the threads they took down but they wouldn’t give them to me. I tried the nice respectable approach, maybe I should sign up again and threaten to overrun the place again if they don’t hand them over, haha.
A classic.
Quality bump. I remember snorting and tearing up trying not to laugh at my desk.
This was walk away from the office I’m laughing too hard funny…this is our Where Were You When JFK Got Quilt, I mean Kilt thread…
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This is one of those rare threads that I’m truly happy I got to see in real time.
I signed up to that site a couple times after we were done and tried to retrieve all of the threads they took down but they wouldn’t give them to me. I tried the nice respectable approach, maybe I should sign up again and threaten to overrun the place again if they don’t hand them over, haha.[/quote]
I don’t think that this can be topped…EVER. Maybe Knitting, flowers, landscaping sites??? I don’t know but I wish we could reproduce it, but be smarter and let it ride longer…
Awesome bump. I’m cracking up just re-reading this thread. I would die laughing if I could read what we actually posted over there. I wish someone would have saved it.