Question About Farts

So the wife got me a lab puppy for Christmas. This dog today just pulled a 2G1C and threw up poop on the carpet. Now I have to figure out how to get her to stop eating shit.

Now, for those that enjoyed that last unimportant tidbit, a question brought on by my dog’s awful farts:

If my dog farted in a small airtight container, would the smell go away by being sniffed up? I guess what I am saying is, do all smells disappear by way of diffusion or do they go away in part by being sucked in and smelled?

mike

[quote]Mikeyali wrote:
So the wife got me a lab puppy for Christmas. This dog today just pulled a 2G1C and threw up poop on the carpet. Now I have to figure out how to get her to stop eating shit.

Now, for those that enjoyed that last unimportant tidbit, a question brought on by my dog’s awful farts:

If my dog farted in a small airtight container, would the smell go away by being sniffed up? I guess what I am saying is, do all smells disappear by way of diffusion or do they go away in part by being sucked in and smelled?

mike[/quote]

Both. Diffusion and drift both contribute to the disappearing of fart smells. The fart is nothing but a bunch of shitty molecules (literally), and behave just like your average run-of-the-mill gas. I don’t know anybody who actually tried to extract the coefficients for Einstein’s law for farts, but these guys did a pretty thorough job at compiling their FAQ. Worth checking for us egg-inhaling population.

I’m not sure on the fart thing, but if the dog really is throwing up poop, you better take it to the vet pronto.