Proud to be Canadian

[quote]Scotacus wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:

BUT, you do have the hottest women! I know a bunch of Americans will now be pissed at me for saying that, but it’s true!!

This is indeed a fact. Toronto’s women are world class. Perhaps its the many ethnicities, I dont know, you take it for granted after awhile. Friends from out of town, from Australia, Manhattan have said the same thing. Toronto’s women are hot.[/quote]

I’ve met some beautiful Canadians. I may just have to get one for myself, even if they originated in America Junior. I’m not sure if it’s true, but I’ve heard that most of the players on the pro teams in Canada like the expos, raptors, etc, are American, they have to come to the states to get their athletes because America’s Hat to get the quality stuff at home. They can’t speak English right either, their intonation is all off. And, it’s a BATHROOM, not a WASHROOM.

Happy Canada Day. I hope that there’s lots of hockey on for you guys. :slight_smile:

[quote]conorh wrote:
Oh, and now I’m curious, can anyone explain to me what Canada’s deal is with the Queen of England?[/quote]

She’s a celebrity. A little less popular then your Paris Hilton.

[quote]
Does she actually do anything for Canada or what?[/quote]

Like what?

[quote]
Is her picture on your money?[/quote]

Yup. On the $20 bill. And on our coins.

[quote]
Do you guys ever say “God save the Queen?”[/quote]

Never heard that one. I thought the British said that.

Anyway. Happy Canada Day!

[quote]subdivision wrote:
BATHROOM, not a WASHROOM.
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No. Its a washroom. Unless there is a bathtub or shower. Then its a bathroom.

[quote]Hoosier wrote:
This is just another excuse day for the Canadians to come to the US to buy cheap gas and six beer.[/quote]

Canadians crossing the border to buy that piss in a can you guys call beer?

Bwahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Sure, everyone knows that the reason Mexicans cross the border too, to enjoy your beer!

Ya, right…

Hey, happy 4th of July to you nonetheless.

[quote]unbending wrote:
subdivision wrote:
BATHROOM, not a WASHROOM.

No. Its a washroom. Unless there is a bathtub or shower. Then its a bathroom.[/quote]

It is a shitter.

You know Canada is essentially a bastardized USA right?

The pop culture is a straight up rip off, the economy centers around american companies and their subsidiaries and the only thing good to come out of canada is pamela anderson, who wasn’t even hot until she came to the US and we made her hot.

the military feats are horribly blown out of proportion. canada has done nothing spectacular militarily of it’s own accord.

[quote]Zen warrior wrote:

Sure, everyone knows that the reason Mexicans cross the border too, to enjoy your beer!

Ya, right…

Hey, happy 4th of July to you nonetheless.
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Well, have you tried Mexican beer? Any beer that you actually have to add lime to to make it drinkable is messed up (actually, some are decent).

[quote]David Barr wrote:
Hockey isn’t an identity, it’s a punchline.

Just some fodder for discussion.

Happy Canada Day![/quote]

Punchline… is that a pun?

Oh and can I celebrate Canada Day with ya’ll? Growing up in Texas means I already celebrate the Fourth, Texas Independence Day, and Cinco de Mayo, one more couldn’t hurt.

Well I suspect Canada is just kind of a province of the USA, but they must have pretty good manners overall because we let them stay “Canada”. Putting credit where credit is due, they have some super fine pussy bars. Jason’s, where some porno star humped me on stage, was as fine a pussy bar as I have seen. This was in Windsor, just across from Detroit and unless the place has gone down in the last ten years, it comes with my highest recommendation.

I have nothing against Canada so happy Canada day. However, Basketball was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts in the good old US of A. This is fact. Basketball is American. Sorry, but the OP saying that it was Canadian bugged me. Canada has enough achievements without trying to make stuff up.

[quote]GLA88 wrote:
I have nothing against Canada so happy Canada day. However, Basketball was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts in the good old US of A. This is fact. Basketball is American. Sorry, but the OP saying that it was Canadian bugged me. Canada has enough achievements without trying to make stuff up.[/quote]

James Naismith, from Almonte, Ontario, invented basketball making it a Canadian invention. I do agree that there’s no way the telephone can be attributed to us though.

I like the oh-so-insightful comments about how Canada is just America’s bitch, or how it’s a watered down America. Fuck, that stuff is so original I can’t help but not love it. [/sarcasm]

Most of what I know about Canada comes from SCTV and Strange Brew, but Happy Canada Day, you hosers!

Also, to those of you who obviously don’t know shit about history, Canadians fought in WWI and WWII from the beginning, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War, and did quite well.

Everyday is America day.

[quote]texasguy wrote:
You know Canada is essentially a bastardized USA right?

The pop culture is a straight up rip off, the economy centers around american companies and their subsidiaries and the only thing good to come out of canada is pamela anderson, who wasn’t even hot until she came to the US and we made her hot.

the military feats are horribly blown out of proportion. canada has done nothing spectacular militarily of it’s own accord.

[/quote]

Yea, well, I can piss farther than you can.

The best thing about being Canadian, aside from all the other stuff listed, is that we enjoy the benefits of being America’s neighbor, yet people around the world don’t hate us.

[quote]buck mulligan wrote:
texasguy wrote:
You know Canada is essentially a bastardized USA right?

The pop culture is a straight up rip off, the economy centers around american companies and their subsidiaries and the only thing good to come out of canada is pamela anderson, who wasn’t even hot until she came to the US and we made her hot.

the military feats are horribly blown out of proportion. canada has done nothing spectacular militarily of it’s own accord.

Yea, well, I can piss farther than you can.

The best thing about being Canadian, aside from all the other stuff listed, is that we enjoy the benefits of being America’s neighbor, yet people around the world don’t hate us. [/quote]

This is also a fact. Our economy tends to rise whenever the US goes to war. When in Europe I made sure I sowed the Canadian flag on my backpack. Americans do the same thing. Odd that.

However, it is common ignorance to villify an American simply for being American. Same as it is common ignorance to attempt to give dominant capital a national identity. Much of American big business is not owned by Americans anymore. Capital is borderless.

Concerning cultural identities, Canada is “America-lite” only if you consider pop culture (which is a rather meagre representation of the subject; it is merely commercialism/consumerism). If you go into any depth on the subject you begin to notice tremendous variety and richness within both societies. To use pop culture as the standard by whcih to compare any two countries is merely to measure consumerism.

Again, its shallow and misrepresentative. Why the strength of one’s military is indicative of the worthiness of a society is beyond me, though Im sure I would think otherwise if I was a nationalist. Nationalists throughout time always boast about their militaries.

And I always find it repugnant to get drawn into arguments over military “accomplishments”, and the grandeur of same. Its interesting that most people who actually participate in war firsthand do likewise.

[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:

Your school system sweeps it under the carpet b/c you lost. ;)[/quote]

The US lost the War of 1812?

Happy Canada Day.

[quote]ProfessorCHAOS96 wrote:

  1. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

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Sorry mate but you might want to get your facts right.

Penicillin was invented by a Scot, Alexander Fleming at Edinburgh University

Likewise, the telephone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell, another scot who EMIGRATED to Canada in 1870 but then went to the USA and got the AMERICAN citizenship in 1871. (since when do you become canadian in a year?)

The short wave radio was initiated by a brit, David E Hughes, improved by a German; Heinrich Hertz and finalized in 1954 by an american; Edwin Armstrong.

The zipper was created by Elias Howe who was born… wait for it… in Massachusetts. Wow. is that Canadian or what? Yes. He’s American.

Oooh some more; velcro was invented by a SWISS; George de Mestral. I would know, I’m Swiss (and I study in scotland).

The discovery of insulin, yeah ok, I give it to you.

So, now, the zambonis, ski doos and jet skiis save countless lives every year? yeah. that’s what I thought.

You might want to do some research before you make such claims, or is that not very canadian?

=)

p.s. I’m no Hater (and not American either) I think Canada is a fantastic place and the people are great however I’m also a proud Swiss national and Scottish resident. People have just got to get their facts straight.

[quote]thunderbolt23 wrote:
The US lost the War of 1812?[/quote]

We were minding our own business.

You invaded.

We repelled you, crossed your border, and torched the white house.

You lost. :wink:

– ElbowStrike

[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
thunderbolt23 wrote:
The US lost the War of 1812?

We were minding our own business.

You invaded.

We repelled you, crossed your border, and torched the white house.

You lost. :wink:

– ElbowStrike[/quote]

lmao