Power of Christ

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.
[/quote]

I did not recall that Harris was a teacher as I did you…

I bet your school board would be very interested in knowing the kind of shit you type on internet chat boards on school property during school hours…

maybe it would be a good idea to keep you fucking mouth shut…huh dumbass?

[quote]DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

I did not recall that Harris was a teacher as I did you…

I bet your school board would be very interested in knowing the kind of shit you type on internet chat boards on school property during school hours…

maybe it would be a good idea to keep you fucking mouth shut…huh dumbass?[/quote]

Ooooh! Internet threats!!!

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You got me on that one. I was in a hurry between classes.

Let’s see if I can spell it correctly this time: You have the right to say what you did and I think that I’m right when I say you will spend eternity sucking Satan’s cock for saying that against God. Did I write everything correctly that time?

[sarcasm]
well thank God you’re teaching young children…the world needs more upstanding men like you ‘educating’ the next generation!
[/sarcasm]

So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

[/quote]

Yeah…funny how no one has a had a problem with me, yet everyone except the fundies think you’re a troll and a ninny.

[quote]DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

I did not recall that Harris was a teacher as I did you…

I bet your school board would be very interested in knowing the kind of shit you type on internet chat boards on school property during school hours…

maybe it would be a good idea to keep you fucking mouth shut…huh dumbass?[/quote]

You haven’t got the integrity to slam Harris for what he said. Instead, you jump in with what you perceive as the majority on this thread.

Go away, Troll Boy.

[quote]harris447 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You got me on that one. I was in a hurry between classes.

Let’s see if I can spell it correctly this time: You have the right to say what you did and I think that I’m right when I say you will spend eternity sucking Satan’s cock for saying that against God. Did I write everything correctly that time?

[sarcasm]
well thank God you’re teaching young children…the world needs more upstanding men like you ‘educating’ the next generation!
[/sarcasm]

So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

Yeah…funny how no one has a had a problem with me, yet everyone except the fundies think you’re a troll and a ninny.

[/quote]

So you attract people who also believe that God should suck your cock. Hey, put that one on your resume, Harris!

What a bunch of fucking whackoffs!

Goodbye, Mr. Born-in-Prison and all the fellow convicts.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
You haven’t got the integrity to slam Harris for what he said. Instead, you jump in with what you perceive as the majority on this thread.

Go away, Troll Boy.
[/quote]

I find it interesting that you complain about how teachers are over-worked and have to do so much over-time, how little free time you have…

yet you write shit all day long on internet chat boards…

maybe if you used your time more wisely and graded papers and such instead of spending all your work day on internet message boards you wouldn’t have to spend any extra time working after school…

it would seem as though your job is’nt giving you ENOUGH work to do if you have so much free time…

now, speaking of integrity…are not you the fucking idiot who is tempting forum members to make a pack with satan? what kind of integrity is that?

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
harris447 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You got me on that one. I was in a hurry between classes.

Let’s see if I can spell it correctly this time: You have the right to say what you did and I think that I’m right when I say you will spend eternity sucking Satan’s cock for saying that against God. Did I write everything correctly that time?

[sarcasm]
well thank God you’re teaching young children…the world needs more upstanding men like you ‘educating’ the next generation!
[/sarcasm]

So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

Yeah…funny how no one has a had a problem with me, yet everyone except the fundies think you’re a troll and a ninny.

So you attract people who also believe that God should suck your cock. Hey, put that one on your resume, Harris!

What a bunch of fucking whackoffs!

Goodbye, Mr. Born-in-Prison and all the fellow convicts.
[/quote]

Mr. Born-In-Prison? What the fuck are you talking about?

This is why people dislike you. You make no sense, you’re not funny, you’re not clever, and…

You walk around boasting about how you’re such a holy Christian muckety-muck and the second someone says something that hurts your precious little feelings, you start calling people names and telling them they’re going to hell and using such vulgar profanity!

Tell your doctor to increase your testosterne; your vagina is showing.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
harris447 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You got me on that one. I was in a hurry between classes.

Let’s see if I can spell it correctly this time: You have the right to say what you did and I think that I’m right when I say you will spend eternity sucking Satan’s cock for saying that against God. Did I write everything correctly that time?

[sarcasm]
well thank God you’re teaching young children…the world needs more upstanding men like you ‘educating’ the next generation!
[/sarcasm]

So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

Yeah…funny how no one has a had a problem with me, yet everyone except the fundies think you’re a troll and a ninny.

So you attract people who also believe that God should suck your cock. Hey, put that one on your resume, Harris!

What a bunch of fucking whackoffs!

Goodbye, Mr. Born-in-Prison and all the fellow convicts.
[/quote]

would god give good head? well thats a question that would be worth investigating. however, i will evidently not be going.

However, i dont think that there is a surge of people willing that Harris have his cock sucked by anyone, let alone god. However, i am sure that harris, if he thought it would make a difference, would set up a cult to make some 18 year olds do that very act to him.

In fact, i am going to set one up now.

[quote]DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

I did not recall that Harris was a teacher as I did you…

I bet your school board would be very interested in knowing the kind of shit you type on internet chat boards on school property during school hours…

maybe it would be a good idea to keep you fucking mouth shut…huh dumbass?[/quote]

If its a fundie school, its part of their outreach programme.

also, if its not, they know, they have that software that seeks idiocity out.

And yes, i have been caught.

[quote]DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You haven’t got the integrity to slam Harris for what he said. Instead, you jump in with what you perceive as the majority on this thread.

Go away, Troll Boy.

I find it interesting that you complain about how teachers are over-worked and have to do so much over-time, how little free time you have…

yet you write shit all day long on internet chat boards…

maybe if you used your time more wisely and graded papers and such instead of spending all your work day on internet message boards you wouldn’t have to spend any extra time working after school…

it would seem as though your job is’nt giving you ENOUGH work to do if you have so much free time…

now, speaking of integrity…are not you the fucking idiot who is tempting forum members to make a pack with satan? what kind of integrity is that?[/quote]

So, you agree with Harris that, in his words, ‘God should suck my dick’?

What kind of human beings are you people?

I’m beginning to think that you ‘people’ don’t even qualify as human.

I will not debate with you or Harris any longer. I only converse with humans, not ‘creatures’.

[quote]miniross wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

I did not recall that Harris was a teacher as I did you…

I bet your school board would be very interested in knowing the kind of shit you type on internet chat boards on school property during school hours…

maybe it would be a good idea to keep you fucking mouth shut…huh dumbass?

If its a fundie school, its part of their outreach programme.

also, if its not, they know, they have that software that seeks idiocity out.

And yes, i have been caught.[/quote]

Just staggered in from the pub I see.

hahah…thats a good one…

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You haven’t got the integrity to slam Harris for what he said. Instead, you jump in with what you perceive as the majority on this thread.

Go away, Troll Boy.

I find it interesting that you complain about how teachers are over-worked and have to do so much over-time, how little free time you have…

yet you write shit all day long on internet chat boards…

maybe if you used your time more wisely and graded papers and such instead of spending all your work day on internet message boards you wouldn’t have to spend any extra time working after school…

it would seem as though your job is’nt giving you ENOUGH work to do if you have so much free time…

now, speaking of integrity…are not you the fucking idiot who is tempting forum members to make a pack with satan? what kind of integrity is that?

So, you agree with Harris that, in his words, ‘God should suck my dick’?

What kind of human beings are you people?

I’m beginning to think that you ‘people’ don’t even qualify as human.

I will not debate with you or Harris any longer. I only converse with humans, not ‘creatures’.

[/quote]

Well, if not a creationist, then i guess you are exactly right. We are “creatures”.

Does god actually have a dick, He need not wee, need not procreate. It would be a rather useless appendage to have, or do you think he has one?

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
miniross wrote:
DPH wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
So, Harris (a teacher) can say what he did and not a peep from you. Instead, you rip on me.

You are a fucking clown.

I did not recall that Harris was a teacher as I did you…

I bet your school board would be very interested in knowing the kind of shit you type on internet chat boards on school property during school hours…

maybe it would be a good idea to keep you fucking mouth shut…huh dumbass?

If its a fundie school, its part of their outreach programme.

also, if its not, they know, they have that software that seeks idiocity out.

And yes, i have been caught.

Just staggered in from the pub I see.

[/quote]

No, there is a time difference sir.

[quote]miniross wrote:
btm62 wrote:
miniross wrote:
btm62 wrote:
miniross wrote:
btm62 wrote:
You the only difference between Christians and non-Christians?

Christians are forgiven.

A good point I think.

Also ponder this fellow Christians, how did you come to be a Christian? Was it something you did? I’ll bet it was by the GRACE of God.

I’m the worst Christian in world. So was Peter. Peter the Rock. Its not about works and deeds, (lest any man should boast.)

Its about love.

That is what Christ was about. Its what he IS all about.

Its not important to be right and argue. Its important to love one another.

Peace.

What if you love to argue?

Does that count.

Also, you are either a christian or not.

Are you saying that you are a debauched christian, because that would make you normal!

If you love to argue, you are in the right thread…obviously.

Apparently you think of Christianity like golf, either ya like it or ya don’t. Great statement. Shows complete mastery of the obvious.

No, not a debauched Christian, just a sinner. That makes me normal. Being forgiven is the prize.

Did you disagree with anything specific in my post or were you just reveling in your wit and smartassery?

just my smartassery. good word. call websters.

going to heaven is surely the prize.

And again, i thought god forgave all? i dont know and dont really care either way.

Thanks, I made it up just for you. Seems to fit pretty well.

God does forgive all. All ya gotta do is ask.

If you don’t care so much, why do you waste your time in these forums?

Cheerio old bloke!

Yes, you lot like making things up for your own purposes.

Ill ask the dust pixies in my living room for forgiveness, as they are about as real.[/quote]

Can you name one specifically and provide proof?

If you want to debate intelligently, I’ll be glad, if you want to go on and on like a 10 year old, you can do it with your dust pixies. Either add something to the conversation on an adult level or STFU. Please.

[quote]btm62 wrote:
miniross wrote:
btm62 wrote:
miniross wrote:
btm62 wrote:
miniross wrote:
btm62 wrote:
You the only difference between Christians and non-Christians?

Christians are forgiven.

A good point I think.

Also ponder this fellow Christians, how did you come to be a Christian? Was it something you did? I’ll bet it was by the GRACE of God.

I’m the worst Christian in world. So was Peter. Peter the Rock. Its not about works and deeds, (lest any man should boast.)

Its about love.

That is what Christ was about. Its what he IS all about.

Its not important to be right and argue. Its important to love one another.

Peace.

What if you love to argue?

Does that count.

Also, you are either a christian or not.

Are you saying that you are a debauched christian, because that would make you normal!

If you love to argue, you are in the right thread…obviously.

Apparently you think of Christianity like golf, either ya like it or ya don’t. Great statement. Shows complete mastery of the obvious.

No, not a debauched Christian, just a sinner. That makes me normal. Being forgiven is the prize.

Did you disagree with anything specific in my post or were you just reveling in your wit and smartassery?

just my smartassery. good word. call websters.

going to heaven is surely the prize.

And again, i thought god forgave all? i dont know and dont really care either way.

Thanks, I made it up just for you. Seems to fit pretty well.

God does forgive all. All ya gotta do is ask.

If you don’t care so much, why do you waste your time in these forums?

Cheerio old bloke!

Yes, you lot like making things up for your own purposes.

Ill ask the dust pixies in my living room for forgiveness, as they are about as real.

Can you name one specifically and provide proof?

If you want to debate intelligently, I’ll be glad, if you want to go on and on like a 10 year old, you can do it with your dust pixies. Either add something to the conversation on an adult level or STFU. Please.[/quote]

Now there you go, exactly my point. dust pixies and god have the same validity. No proof.

Plenty of books on pixies, elves and the like, as there is specifically 1 about god.

They are all superstitions, just some are more refined than others.

And i like acting like a 10 year old. It keeps me feeling young. Her name is jizzerbelle and she is on my computer screen, btw.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
So, you agree with Harris that, in his words, ‘God should suck my dick’?
[/quote]

please point out where I said I agree with Harris…

oh, you can’t…because I never did…

what kind of human entices other humans to make a pact with satan?

A: Not a Christian.

[quote]vroom wrote:
what kind of human entices other humans to make a pact with satan?

A: Not a Christian.[/quote]

To be fair, who here really thought Headhunter was a Christian?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
vroom wrote:
what kind of human entices other humans to make a pact with satan?

A: Not a Christian.

To be fair, who here really thought Headhunter was a Christian?[/quote]

Come to think of it…don’t think I’ve ever really heard of that evangelism
angle. I’m trying to follow it to a logical conclusion but can’t seem to make it work out.

What did I miss? I’m not a theologian so its possible that I’m simply untrained in the most modern techniques.