Just as a dark horse candidate vote…
There is some kid over in PWI named “newbatman” that is on his fifth page of posting how senators sacrifice babies and worship Satan.
He knows this because he is a prophet with a direct line to he Holy Spirit since early childhood.
He is well traveled (visited Hell three times when he was ten) and loves Wendy’s double cheeses after power cleans (which he does before confronting the evil that hounds him from inside darkly colored panel vans).
Headhunter vouched for him, but I’m not completely convinced because he made a big deal out of casting the evil spirits out of Vegita, but as far as I can tell, Vegita is still a prick.
I’ll leave you to your own conclusions.