“Your days are limited. Make the most of them.” -R. Mickelson
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- unknown (learnt it from my brother though)
[quote]makkun wrote:
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- unknown (learnt it from my brother though)[/quote]
brilliant.
“im like that man who single handedly built a rocket and went to the moon…wut was his name? apollo creed?”
-Homer Simpson
“Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.”
�??Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.�??
- Honore de Balzac
“I am the greatest; I said that even before I knew I was.” - Muhammad Ali
"I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’’
- Muhammad Ali
“Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them: A desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.” - Muhammad Ali
“The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses�??behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.” - Muhammad Ali
You can map out a fight plan or a life plan, but when the action starts, it may not go the way you planned, and you’re down to your reflexes - which means your training. Thats where the roadwork shows. If you cheated on that in the dark of the morning, well, you’re gettin’ found out now under the bright lights.
- Joe Frazier
“Each warrior wants to leave the mark of his will, his signature on the important act he touches. This isn’t the voice of ego, but of the human spirit, rising up and declaring that it has something to contribute. In every contest, there comes a moment that seperates the winning from losing. The true warrior understands & seizes that moment by giving an effort so intense & so intutitive that it could only be called one from the heart.”
“We forge our bodies with the power of our will” - Bruce Lee.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
“Hey Hey Hey…smoke weed everyday” No clue
“Sky’s blue, water’s wet, and women have secrets” Joe Hallenback[/quote]
“…and I think I fucked a squirrel to death”
“touch me again and I’ll kill ya”
I don’t know why but I always loved that dumb ass movie…I still have it on a VHS tape somewhere in this house :o
This one is dedicated to my very esteemed (and very celibate) colleague MsM:
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
-Voltaire
Mol�?n labe!
- Leonadis
Rough transalation: “Come and take them”. Leonadis’s response to the Persians when told to lay down their weapons.
[quote]Mousse wrote:
“…and I think I fucked a squirrel to death”
[/quote]
That was Willis right? As he wakes up brutally hungover with that squirrel in his lap. Hilarious.
“Getting old ain’t for sissies,”
Old lady Cardenas
D
"If I have a milk shake, and you have a milk shake, and I have a straw that reaches all the way over to your milk shake. When I drink my milk shake, I drink your MILK SHAKE!!! I drink it up! *slurrrrp!"
-Daniel Plainview
“You’ve got all weekend to be tired, but right now you’ve gotta fight.” - Matt Hamilton
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
-unknown
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
�?? Nietzsche
Pen a clever saying and your name will live forever.
-Anonymous
I am not a gun
The Iron Giant
Here’s mine - it always inspires me - (from Henry Rollins article “IRON”
“The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you’re a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.”
Damn if that isn’t true
“Happiness is mental. Machines cannot provide us with it, nor can we buy it. Money and wealth are only partial sources of happiness, not happiness per se. These will not produce happiness directly. Happiness must develop within ourselves; nobody can give it to us. Its ultimate source is tranquility or peace of mind. It doesn’t depend on external factors. It doesn’t matter if we lack good facilities, a good education or a ‘successful’ life, as long as we have inner confidence.”
-unknown
“Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace amidst the storm”
-unknown
“Just Win” -Al Davis
Attack is the best defense.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra
It ain’t over till it’s over.
Yogi Berra