We also played a game called “suck and blow.” Being caught sitting next to a guy is not fun…as you can tell from my eyes, I’m hoping that I manage to blow the card (on my mouth) to my friend while he sucks it to him so there is no chance of lip contact.
If worse, comes to worse, the card falls off my lips in the process and we end up touching lips. Not cool. As you can see in the background, the ladies were enjoying this.
And again, one week later, we were having fun with some hot tub action. I was coming back in the apartment and performing some sort of retarded dance.
No. I was not drunk that night. I don’t drink. I’m just retarded.
And, of course, the tongue had to come out at some point.
Just to redeem myself…I’m not always retarded. I never go full retard anymore!!!
We had some really good times that summer.
Ironically, I had numerous girls interested in me including the hot Asian (Vanessa), the short blonde-haired girl (Heather), the one I’m with in many of these pics (Allyson) and another girl not in these photos (who was a close friend of Allyson’s. She ended up dating my friend. I’m glad. She was crazy - and still is).
However, I should have dated Vanessa (Asian girl) and not broken things off to date Allyson. Vanessa was going to school for physical therapy at UF, I was in public relations, she was cool, fun, hot and intelligent.
But alas, I made a decision and can only reflect on those days now. Allyson and I dated for two years, after that I met another hottie and we dated for several years (I might post pics of her if I find some retarded ones of me).
But I still wonder…whatever happened to Vanessa? And why was I so retarded???
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
WOW! Thanks for sharing NATE…Mrs. Nate Dogg must be so proud! 
your a goof, and proud…and that’s alright! [/quote]
She has never seen these pics…but I will show her sometime. I just don’t know how she would feel seeing me with all my exes, as my friend took these pics and he has pics of me with many different girlfriends going back from 1998 until now. She knows how crazy and retarded I was as she has heard the stories from my friends.
But she hasn’t seen any photos that document those days. Besides, in 1998-1999, I was 23-24 and was dating 18-19 year old girls. I believe Mrs. Nate Dogg was only 15-16 back then! LOL!!
So are you saying Mrs. Nate tamed the retarded, goofy dogg in you? LOL!!
Oh yeah, before all the fun that began around April 1998, I had dated this girl earlier in the year (Feb/March). And yes, I’m wearing the same soccer jersey that you saw me wearing in the pics from that summer.
It didn’t work out with me and Mary (she had issues). That was fine with me. However, later that year (sometime after all our summer partying ended), she ended up dating my best friend.
Unfortunately, it caused us to not be friends anymore because she became psycho and wouldn’t allow him to hang out with me and spewed all kinds of BS about me.
They ended up breaking up about a year later. She even stole his dog, took her stuff and moved out. Unfortunately, my friend and I were unable to mend our relationship after this happened…and this was late 1998, early 1999 when it first happened.
We didn’t speak again until 2007. However, so much had happened in nearly 10 years, that we never had the same type of friendship again.
Lesson to be learned: Don’t let crazy girls cause you to end a very good friendship.
As they say in my hood, “Bros before hoes.”
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
So are you saying Mrs. Nate tamed the retarded, goofy dogg in you? LOL!![/quote]
Ha ha ha ha! No way! I had began to mellow out a little by the time I was 26-30. So I wasn’t as bad as I was when I was younger (yes, I still had the tongue out a lot and mooned people and peed in public), but I didn’t get as crazy.
She met me when I was 30 and she was 21, and I kept most of my craziness under control. Although, she’s seen some of the “old me” come out at times. I might be an older dogg now, but there’s still plenty of play in me. I just save it for certain times. 
Acting gay in Portland, Oregon with friends.
Riding the goat at the Portland zoo in 2000.
Eating sausage in 1998-1999. So retarded!
I have no explaination.
A friend decided to Photoshop me and my girlfriend’s head on this photo because we are gangsta! This is 2002.
Gotta love night vision pics of retarded faces.
A non-retarded pic of me and my girl during my birthday in 2002 (we had started dating a few weeks earlier. This turned into a 3.5 year relationship).
I wanted to preface these with one good pic, as you will see more retarded ones of me, and she will look different in all of them because she was always cutting and coloring her hair while we were together.
Retarded face in Sept. 2002. Yes, the tongue is still out!
Nothing changed by Thanksgiving 2002. The tongue was still out.
I could still make a good duh! face in January 2003.