Post Drunken Pics of Yourself

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
did you guys see that chip clip on her skirt? i use those fuckers all the time[/quote]

Chips are for fatties!

I hope you mean that you use women…
probably not, you chip-snacking fatty.
These are the kind of pics I expect of your teacher!

[quote]Benji wrote:
Holy fuck, that’s an Australian flag.
I fucking hate how the Aus. flag has become the symbol
behind which you should-have-been-aborted douchebags herd.
We need more stringent migration laws.[/quote]

Where does the basis for this stereotype come from? I’m not like bringing it down or anything, I’ve just heard it a lot and I guess I don’t get it…?? Did I miss something?

I spent the summer in australia. They are all uberdouche.

back to drunkenness

this is how i convince my friends to come visit me in college (should be a video)

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
did you guys see that chip clip on her skirt? i use those fuckers all the time[/quote]

haha, man I remember back in my early years we had this contraption that you would slid along the bag, it would melt the plastic and create a seal. It was soooooo awesome.

TOG, google Cronulla Riots. Probably the easiest pick, even though it’s mostly a general attitude type thing.

Just realised how douchey the other post sounded.
I feel dirty.

Looks like zoso764 has been doing some big game hunting

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.[/quote]

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front.

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front… jerking off. [/quote]

Fixed. Good morning, Carlito!

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front.[/quote]
In front of the house with a leaf-blower? :slight_smile:

I un-ignored Yolked to see how gay his picture was. Man that is gay.

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front.
In front of the house with a leaf-blower? :slight_smile:
[/quote]

ROFLCOPTER I’ll admit that was good. Funny thing is one of my first jobs ever was doing landscaping, working that weed whacker and leaf-blower hahaaa…I even told myself in like Elementary school “I’m never going to do that crap” Lo and behold I did. Never felt more Mexican in my LIFE.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front… jerking off.

Fixed. Good morning, Carlito!
[/quote]
You BASTARD!
LOLOL everyone’s bustin’ my balls this morning. WTF!

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front.
In front of the house with a leaf-blower? :slight_smile:

ROFLCOPTER I’ll admit that was good. Funny thing is one of my first jobs ever was doing landscaping, working that weed whacker and leaf-blower hahaaa…I even told myself in like Elementary school “I’m never going to do that crap” Lo and behold I did. Never felt more Mexican in my LIFE.[/quote]

Im not Mexican, but if it makes you feel any better my first word was “lawnmower” though I pronounced it “wanmower.” Thats what happens when you grow up in South Texas =)

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
did you guys see that chip clip on her skirt? i use those fuckers all the time

haha, man I remember back in my early years we had this contraption that you would slid along the bag, it would melt the plastic and create a seal. It was soooooo awesome.[/quote]

lol, A lighter? MY GOD what a crazy contraption!

[quote]Htowner wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
I took this pic.
The OP is the blond girl with the booty.

I don’t get how a couple dudes could just sit there and watch 3 cute girls, I’d be right in front.
In front of the house with a leaf-blower? :slight_smile:

ROFLCOPTER I’ll admit that was good. Funny thing is one of my first jobs ever was doing landscaping, working that weed whacker and leaf-blower hahaaa…I even told myself in like Elementary school “I’m never going to do that crap” Lo and behold I did. Never felt more Mexican in my LIFE.

Im not Mexican, but if it makes you feel any better my first word was “lawnmower” though I pronounced it “wanmower.” Thats what happens when you grow up in South Texas =)

[/quote]

Awesome lol. I’ve only been to Amarillo, Texas. Have yet to go south. I’m sure I’d feel right at home though. Do you guys have like taquerias on ever corner? ha


I never understood over-the-fridge cupboard space. It’s so out-of-the-way and inconvenient. Who the hell keeps stuff in there? What do you keep there?

[quote]malonetd wrote:
I never understood over-the-fridge cupboard space. It’s so out-of-the-way and inconvenient. Who the hell keeps stuff in there? What do you keep there?[/quote]

Well, when I first moved in there was a dead cockroach, a bag of weed and a pacifier in there. Now it’s empty.

Is there any way of deleting your threads? This just sucks.