Anyone have personal knowledge of surgical mods for Mr Johnson? Starting to get curious about adding some yardage.

Did some research on this. Really not worth it (in case anyone cares). Procedures are meant for the poor fuckers stuck with 2" probes. The lengthening procedure can only add 1/2-2" and the girth procedure can reverse itself over time. I guess the girlfriend is just going to have to settle for what’s available or shop elsewhere.