The trainer at the gym. Skinny short little guy.
Every song on on his Ipod?
Biblical literature, songs, and hymms.
It is what he works out to!
[quote]anubis rex wrote:
You can’t rape the willing–and for Tapout dude, they are all very willing!![/quote]
oookay.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
anubis rex wrote:
You can’t rape the willing–and for Tapout dude, they are all very willing!!
oookay.[/quote]
So you’re wet too?
Yeah, it’s raining here.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
anubis rex wrote:
You can’t rape the willing–and for Tapout dude, they are all very willing!!
oookay.
Do you’re wet too?
Yeah, it’s raining here.[/quote]
I have to wear panty liners just in case I see a guy in a tapout hat. They make me all squishy.
[quote]anubis rex wrote:
You can’t rape the willing–and for Tapout dude, they are all very willing!![/quote]
LOL LOL LOL This dude is funny! Please keep posting.
As a super squishy with no ice?(Simpsons episode…)
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
anubis rex wrote:
You can’t rape the willing–and for Tapout dude, they are all very willing!!
oookay.
Do you’re wet too?
Yeah, it’s raining here.
I have to wear panty liners just in case I see a guy in a tapout hat. They make me all squishy.[/quote]
[quote]gymgrrl11 wrote:
People who stand 1 foot away from the dumbbell rack. Get the F out of my way! Have some courtesy and let other people get to the weights. Also people who get right beside you when the whole gym is practically empty. I guess I have boundary issues, LOL![/quote]
Here’s how you solve that. Next time they do curls, shrugs etc. in front of the rack. Stand closely, “hover” and watch them. Make them uncomfortable. Then get your weight that they were blockig when they’re done with their set.
[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Old Mathematician Gym Rats: I swear, whether I come in morning, afternoon, or evening, they’re in there. Mostly doing leg curls (I think they’re cyclists.) I met one of them after he gave a lecture and he said, “Oh, I’ve seen you at the gym.” When you have tenure, I guess, you can spend ALL DAY working out if that floats your boat.
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Wow, this is me except with squats instead of leg curls. Now I’m wondering if you go to the school where I work.
[quote]anubis rex wrote:
You can’t rape the willing–and for Tapout dude, they are all very willing!![/quote]
Cute story, and thanks for your work as a teacher (and girls softball coach?). I might be (am) as ass, but why do I think that Miss O or Miss P could tap…nevermind.
But that’s not my point. Infecious, infectamundo…that word+disease doctor in my gym…always barefoot. Always.
And the ass that plays the same Janes Addiction, FaithNoMore, G&R, ect…all the dam time. Wait, isn’t that me?
Because I was rude before…
Dude was super-setting weighted dips with overhead presses (nasty btw), and was into that ‘glazed over state’, finishes dips, steps out of the belt, turns and walks up to the bar he was using, only to find a lady had started using it for squats. The main problem? He (read: “I”) didn’t see her! Slowly I turn, head down, music on, walking up BEHIND HER while shes training. Didn’t run into her thank god, but to close for comfort! At the time, I was a bit dizzy from training, I just moved away quickly to catch my breath, and apologized later. She thought I was done because I was “looking a bit pale”, which I was!
Real sharp.
thank god for the gym.
its the only place i have to go sometimes.
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
gymgrrl11 wrote:
People who stand 1 foot away from the dumbbell rack. Get the F out of my way! Have some courtesy and let other people get to the weights. Also people who get right beside you when the whole gym is practically empty. I guess I have boundary issues, LOL!
Here’s how you solve that. Next time they do curls, shrugs etc. in front of the rack. Stand closely, “hover” and watch them. Make them uncomfortable. Then get your weight that they were blockig when they’re done with their set.[/quote]
AH HA HA!!! I’ve done the hovering move many times!!! it works wonders except maybe on the turbo cougar types who are pretty determined to make sure every one sees them doing stuff…those ladies are the toughest to get out of the way
[quote]anubis rex wrote:
Beware what you say about the Tapout-wearing bros…you might just find yourself running your smart mouth, and then all of a sudden you’re wrapped up in rubber gaurd and your shit’s all omoplata’d or peruvian neck tie’d. That’ll teach you to fuck with a bullet-proof tiger.
One time I saw a dude with some venom shorts and tapout gear on and I rolled my eyes a little and this dude fakes a thai kick to my legs and I go to block it and then: spinning backfist! I thought I’d never back down but that dude really never backs down. That day I tapped out due to strikes.
The crazy thing is that most of these dudes don’t need to train because they are athletes. Athletes that will step the fuck up at any time and destroy anyone. These guys know the secret to winning, tapping people out, and scoring hot chicks and they will not share it with you because you are not an athlete like they are. If you were, you’d be tapping people out left and right. You’re sitting there training your ass off to try to be half the man they are while they size up your girl, giving her a look like ‘i might fuck that chick on an off night, she’s alright i guess’ and then staring you down like the straight pussy you are because there’s NOTHING you could do about it if they did decide to fuck your girl.
So yeah, in my gym I’ve been tapped out like maybe six or seven times total, been knocked out four times and tapped to strikes twice. It doesn’t bother me though, because everyone who wears MMA gear to the gym has the heart of a lion, the tenacity of a pitbull, the raw ability of a comic book superhero, and a cock like a Burmese python.
I guess if I were a guy at your gym, I’d be the guy who gets tapped out like once a month. I also drink a lot of water between sets. [/quote]
bahahahaa
[quote]brute_fury wrote:
NvrTooLate wrote:
gymgrrl11 wrote:
People who stand 1 foot away from the dumbbell rack. Get the F out of my way! Have some courtesy and let other people get to the weights. Also people who get right beside you when the whole gym is practically empty. I guess I have boundary issues, LOL!
Here’s how you solve that. Next time they do curls, shrugs etc. in front of the rack. Stand closely, “hover” and watch them. Make them uncomfortable. Then get your weight that they were blockig when they’re done with their set.
AH HA HA!!! I’ve done the hovering move many times!!! it works wonders except maybe on the turbo cougar types who are pretty determined to make sure every one sees them doing stuff…those ladies are the toughest to get out of the way
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“Turbo cougar”, that’s fantastic Brute-Fury! A.K.A…Sindie? Great new name, just in time for summer perhaps?
ok…3 good onme in less then 10 days…must be the most stupid gym…
Episode 1 -Last week,
Got at the gym for deadlift day, the idiot wearing sunglasses,170lbs…i saw him a few times before, worst form ever on deads and worst he trying good morning. Well we got there at the same time, i ask him what he will do,Deadlift and Good Morning, i tought oh no…Anyway to make it short, i ended giving some tips to the guy, maybe get a coach or start with easier movement, i told him it was to heavy for him and that he will killed his low back…Anyway he ended up doing his stuff, even the guy in the other power rack look at me and said…ouach!!
Episode 2- Still last week,
Im squatting in the power rack when a 160-170lbs, 17 or 18 years old kid got in the powerrack next to me, i look at him placing 2 plates/side +25 (275lbs), i tought well, he gonna squat 275 and now warmup…mut be a freaking beast…Anyway he almost felt on his back when he took the bar out of the pin,did 3 or 4 quarter knee rep and was unable to rerack the weight, had to help him…he said the pin were to high…at the same time i told him maybe you should warmup and learn how to squat parralel at least…What he did?? remove 25lbs plates and keep going on knee squat…!!
Ã?pisode 3 - Today
Again powerrack, worst thing its a big guy. maybe 215 and young, again no warmup and 3 plates/side squatting 1/4…I tought with the size of that guy what a waste of time.
Episode 4 - Today
2 high school kids next to me in the power rack, again 1/4 maybe less squatting 3 plates…then on the leg press and again 1/4 rep with 8/plates side, every exercices they were doing was shitty…maybe i should go see the high school football team and suggest they hired me!!
I should start a squat school!!
[quote]tomg wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Old Mathematician Gym Rats: I swear, whether I come in morning, afternoon, or evening, they’re in there. Mostly doing leg curls (I think they’re cyclists.) I met one of them after he gave a lecture and he said, “Oh, I’ve seen you at the gym.” When you have tenure, I guess, you can spend ALL DAY working out if that floats your boat.
Wow, this is me except with squats instead of leg curls. Now I’m wondering if you go to the school where I work.[/quote]
If your name is Tom, then no.
The “Nothing But Bench” Squad - About 6 guys that all work out together. I’ve only ever seen them work out on the bench. Two of the guys are pretty big, so I imagine that they’ve trained other body parts as well, but the last couple of weeks it’s been bench only. A few of them wear their lifting belts while benching. I have to hold in a laugh when they’re all puffing themselves up and giving eachother high 5s. I get strange looks from them while I’m doing squats or presses.
The Shit PT - last time I saw this idiot, he was “training” a 17yo kid how to squat. Bar on the neck, looking up at the ceiling, bending down 1/4 inch. That’s a good burn! 
After two reps he told the kid that that was enough and proceeded to train him to curl on the smith machine.
Very creepy skinny guy - Walks around the change room buck for about 30 mins at a time. Gives hungry eyes to anyone that walks by. A prime example of what not to do when it comes to form. Every excercise is 1/4 ROM - even on machines. I think he was a student of the Shit PT at some point.
Me - new to lifting. Currently focused primarily on form and ROM for compound lifts. Not lifting much yet, but trying to put on 5-10lbs. on every workout. Oh, and I wear funny shoes that have become a topic of conversation at the gym. Bright red Vibram fivefingers. I know they look funny, but I like them. Response has ranged from “Those are pretty cool!” to outright distain and loathing.
there was a guy chalking up for the e-z curl with 3 10’s per side…
i told him to move.
he said he had 2 more
i said, you don’t need the rack if you’re just standing in front of it; you can do that anywhere.
then i did rack pulls.
Note for those of you who lift shirts up to "wipe mouth and/or face: IT IS OBVIOUS WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Hyena wrote:
me and my partner make up names for just about everyone, so here goes.
Pull-up king - PK for short. Old balding man, that knows nothing about anything, and is trying to do a mock up of the “300” workout. Chalks his hands like a mofo, and leaves a big ass chalky mess all over the floor. Most well known for his variation of the traditional pull-up, that looks more like he is doing the worm, while hanging from the bar.
Range of Motion Man - ROM for short. Does all exercises with as little range of motion as possible, literally moving weights about 1 inch regardless of the exercise.
The Beeper - Older guy, mid 40’s who makes a beeping sound with his mouth at the bottom of any pressing motion. i.e. when ever the bar touches his chest for bench, or military presses.
The Bro - (Idk if these exist anywhere outside of southern CA, and I rather hope they don’t.) The tough guy wearing the gay “Tapout” shirt, or the sleeveless “skin” jersey. Usually wearing hat or bandana so low, that you can’t see his eyebrows. Knows nothing about weightlifting, or form, and even less about diet. Thinks he’s badass because he can bench 205 for 4 reps. Apparently has no knowledge of the lower body, as legs are chicken-like in nature, and never move any more than their massive 135lb frame. In his mind, he is the toughest, most badass person alive.(this is a whole collective, not just a single douche)
Squatmaster - Does good mornings with 225, and a slight knee bend, thinks these are called “squats”. Looks exactly the same as he did a year ago.
Nasser - Nasser el Sonbaty. Ex-Pro, and second runner up in the 1997 Mr. O. Still a gigantic human being.
Raccoon Joe - This is the talker with insecurity issues. He talks to everybody, except the people that are at the gym for serious. Always tells everyone what body part he’s working on that day, and makes sure to know what everyone else is doing as well. He gets the nickname “Raccoon” for the DARK circles around his eyes. As far as we can tell, it is due to insomnia, or a drug problem, or both. Also, has been caught watching younger males bend over to pick up their weights numerous times. Can usually be heard talking loudly about how off the hook last weekend was, or what crazy cool plans he has for next weekend. Yet another putz who looks exactly the same as he did when I started a year ago. If he spent even 1/4 the time that he spends talking actually working, or researching, he’d have a respectable physique.
Well that’s just about all I got at the moment.
I live in fucking onatrio, Canada and those “Bro’s” are all over the damn place at my gym i hate them mercilessly[/quote]
where in ontario? we only have a few at my gym, and it has a women’s only section so most of them are there. 
I am: The new kid that takes a sheet of paper with him everywhere, and his headphones pop out of his phone sometimes. lol. then the music starts playing on my speakers Fuuu. also the kid who uses the sauna. (no homo)