Pancakes or Waffle: Choose or Die

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Christine wrote:
How many times must the benefits of syrup traps be explained to you?

Pancakes are preferred by those who live in trailer parks. Waffles are for those with a more sophisticated pallet.

Listen, bitch. Waffles are foo-foo food, for candy ass pansy girls and nancy boys. So you and your pretty boys go drink your champagne and eat your waffles someplace else.

Me and my tattooed, pierced trailer park homeboys and bitches will stay right here and enjoy our pancakes and beer. And I can carry my own damn keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon off the pickup and set it down over by the busted up lawn chairs. It’s breakfast time at the trailer park. Pass the syrup.

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Name calling? I didn’t think you were better than that.

Pancakes are for those looking for a shortcut to making the most perfect breakfast. Pancakes are for those who don’t know what glorious results can occur when you put a little effort into creating the ultimate food item. Pancakes are for those who are always looking for the easy way out.

And I don’t even want to get started on your beer choice.

Are you sure those doctors didn’t screw something up when they sliced into your head?

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the people advocating the syrup containers in the waffles, have you ever tried, in order to maximize your syrup butter holding ability, to mix your butter and syrup together to a paste. well add syrup to your desired consistency and then spread/pour onto your waffle?

…heaven…

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[quote]johnward82 wrote:
the people advocating the syrup containers in the waffles, have you ever tried, in order to maximize your syrup butter holding ability, to mix your butter and syrup together to a paste. well add syrup to your desired consistency and then spread/pour onto your waffle?

…heaven…[/quote]

Oh my, that does sound good.

I will have to try it.

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[quote]johnward82 wrote:
the people advocating the syrup containers in the waffles, have you ever tried, in order to maximize your syrup butter holding ability, to mix your butter and syrup together to a paste. well add syrup to your desired consistency and then spread/pour onto your waffle?

…heaven…[/quote]

I haven’t quite tried making them into a paste, but I always try to ensure equal parts butter and syrup in each of the syrup traps.

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I just played the Pigs in a Blanket card!!!

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and the Waffle cone card!!!

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[quote]Christine wrote:
johnward82 wrote:
the people advocating the syrup containers in the waffles, have you ever tried, in order to maximize your syrup butter holding ability, to mix your butter and syrup together to a paste. well add syrup to your desired consistency and then spread/pour onto your waffle?

…heaven…

Oh my, that does sound good.

I will have to try it.[/quote]

It seems to me that in order for the waffles to be eaten, you guys have to drown them in syrup and butter.

With pancakes, all it takes is a bit of butter, and a thin coating of syrup.

We here at the Pa.trailerpark, prefer Old Milwaukie or Rolling Rock to wash it all down.

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I’m beginning to see that I can find out someone’s preference just by what type of beer they drink.

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Pancakes=pow(age,amount)sex/aroma(time_to_cook/butter)+sqrt(Pi);

Waffles=pow(amount,Pi)/sex-Piaroma+butter-time_to_cook+sqrt((amountsex))

Therefore pancakes totally RULE waffles.

See - Scientific fact.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
Pancakes=pow(age,amount)sex/aroma(time_to_cook/butter)+sqrt(Pi);

Waffles=pow(amount,Pi)/sex-Piaroma+butter-time_to_cook+sqrt((amountsex))

Therefore pancakes totally RULE waffles.

See - Scientific fact.[/quote]

I bet you think that Budweiser is a fine American beer.

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Renton wrote:
Pancakes=pow(age,amount)sex/aroma(time_to_cook/butter)+sqrt(Pi);

Waffles=pow(amount,Pi)/sex-Piaroma+butter-time_to_cook+sqrt((amountsex))

Therefore pancakes totally RULE waffles.

See - Scientific fact.

I bet you think that Budweiser is a fine American beer.[/quote]

America does not produce (in large quantities) any fine beer. Newcastle Brown + Pancakes FTW!

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Look, it’s simple.

Here’s a picture of a rabbit with a waffle on its head…

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and here’s the same rabbit with a pancake on it’s head.

There’s no more proof required that pancakes are the best.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
and here’s the same rabbit with a pancake on it’s head.

There’s no more proof required that pancakes are the best.[/quote]

The pancake rabbit doesn’t exist.

No more proof required. Pancakes suck.

EDIT: When I first looked at this, there was no picture, but the waffle rabbit is much happier.

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WAFFLES

Plain and simple

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[quote]Christine wrote:
EDIT: When I first looked at this, there was no picture, but the waffle rabbit is much happier.[/quote]

BWAAAAHHHAHAAAA - PWNED! My stealth rabbit pancake shot has proven once again that pancakes are the best. The waffle rabbit is on bennies to calm his nerves for the waffle shoot as he is so upset at having to pose like that.

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So crepes are the food equivalent of a libertarian?

And what about french toast?

Am I the only one to see the oppressed in your two party culinary system?

And by crepes, that excludes blintzes. They’re evil and wrong.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
Pancakes=pow(age,amount)sex/aroma(time_to_cook/butter)+sqrt(Pi);

Waffles=pow(amount,Pi)/sex-Piaroma+butter-time_to_cook+sqrt((amountsex))

Therefore pancakes totally RULE waffles.

See - Scientific fact.[/quote]

is anyone else surprised that Renton would only want one and not like an orgy of breakfast foods?

I’m surprised he isn’t slavering for a pancake and waffle sandwich

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[quote]jchenky wrote:
WAFFLES

Plain and simple[/quote]

You are just taunting me into spanking you again aren’t you?

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[quote]Renton wrote:
My stealth rabbit pancake shot[/quote]

Now, that’s a new one!