[quote]imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Girls have cooties. Actually, so do some women.
Waffles are the cooties cure.
Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiigt.
Look what I found…[/quote]
Pancakes turn you into a reindeer hunting whore…
Yet another reason to hate panckakes.
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Waffles go better with my OCD tendencies as I can cut them into pieces of perfect squares.
Pancakes are irritating because they are never anywhere close to perfectly circular and my pie slices are always irregular.
Also the syrup always runs off of them and onto the plate.[/quote]
That’s because people who eat waffles, are anal retentive, strict and cannot accept the fact that pancakes have a free spirit nature that cannot be easily controlled.
As George Carlin:
(in loud, gravelly, masculine man-voice): “Waffles are pressed at high temperatures in between 2 massive iron plates!!..”
(in soft, sissy, effeminate voice with lisp): “Pancakes are little cakes, little pansy cakes, cooked so delicately in a pan…”
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
As George Carlin:
(in loud, gravelly, masculine man-voice): “Waffles are pressed at high temperatures in between 2 massive iron plates!!..”
(in soft, sissy, effeminate voice with lisp): “Pancakes are little cakes, little pansy cakes, cooked so delicately in a pan…”[/quote]
Lame.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
WTF???
What are the chances of finding that.
Dude are you an artist or something.
Thats awesome…
You should be proud. Good Job.
It’s easy to find.
See, now Prince enjoys his pancakes. It’s a known fact.[/quote]
However, it also a well known fact that the artist formally known as Prince is a fag or at least plays one on TV. And I bet he sucks them through a straw.
So that don’t really help you’re case.
At least Palin is a gun toten raindeer shooting Hottie.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Lame.[/quote]
Brilliant.
[quote]Its All U wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
WTF???
What are the chances of finding that.
Dude are you an artist or something.
Thats awesome…
You should be proud. Good Job.
It’s easy to find.
See, now Prince enjoys his pancakes. It’s a known fact.
However, it also a well known fact that the artist formally known as Prince is a fag or at least plays one on TV. And I bet he sucks them through a straw.
So that don’t really help you’re case.
At least Palin is a gun toten raindeer shooting Hottie. [/quote]
WRONG.
And even if he was, so what?
He’s very creative, so he knows what brings out the artistry in him. PANCAKES.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
WTF???
What are the chances of finding that.
Dude are you an artist or something.
Thats awesome…
You should be proud. Good Job.
It’s easy to find.
See, now Prince enjoys his pancakes. It’s a known fact.
However, it also a well known fact that the artist formally known as Prince is a fag or at least plays one on TV. And I bet he sucks them through a straw.
So that don’t really help you’re case.
At least Palin is a gun toten raindeer shooting Hottie.
WRONG.
And even if he was, so what?
He’s very creative, so he knows what brings out the artistry in him. PANCAKES.[/quote]
I don’t care if Prince wants to suck buttermilk pancakes up his ass with a straw. That’s entirely up to him its his choice. And he is free to do so in my book. He can even wear his purple pumps and pinch his nipples while he is doing it.
But he brings the wrong image to pancakes, dont you think.
Now if you can get Vin diesel, John Wayne, the Govenator etc. to endorse the pancakes you got something.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Lame.
Brilliant.[/quote]
Thank you.
[quote]Its All U wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
WTF???
What are the chances of finding that.
Dude are you an artist or something.
Thats awesome…
You should be proud. Good Job.
It’s easy to find.
See, now Prince enjoys his pancakes. It’s a known fact.
However, it also a well known fact that the artist formally known as Prince is a fag or at least plays one on TV. And I bet he sucks them through a straw.
So that don’t really help you’re case.
At least Palin is a gun toten raindeer shooting Hottie.
WRONG.
And even if he was, so what?
He’s very creative, so he knows what brings out the artistry in him. PANCAKES.
I don’t care if Prince wants to suck buttermilk pancakes up his ass with a straw. That’s entirely up to him its his choice. And he is free to do so in my book. He can even wear his purple pumps and pinch his nipples while he is doing it.
But he brings the wrong image to pancakes, dont you think.
Now if you can get Vin diesel, John Wayne, the Govenator etc. to endorse the pancakes you got something.
[/quote]
You are a sick and twisted individual and normally I can respect that, but when you think that goddamn Vin Diesel is more of a man than Prince, then you’ve just crossed the taste line!!!
Neither pancakes, nor waffles. A couple weeks ago Italian Pannetone (fruitcake) was on sale at the local market. I thought I was genius and made killer french toast with it. It turns out some hottie on the Food Network beat me to it.
Giada de Laurentis:
I don’t know what she’s cooking, but she looks good doing it.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
That’s because people who eat waffles, are anal retentive, strict and cannot accept the fact that pancakes have a free spirit nature that cannot be easily controlled.[/quote]
You’re just jealous that waffle-eaters have self-discipline and determination, they are the leaders and builders in this world.
Pancake-eaters meanwhile, reject “the system”, are lumpy in appearance, and spend their days smoking dope; shopping at Wal-Mart.
Are there more IHOPs or Waffle Houses
Mmmm… I just ate waffles with whipped cream, blueberries, and maple syrup. Yum.
Everyone used to eat pancakes. Then a man said, “I can make this better”. And he invented the waffle iron. And the people rejoiced.
Waffles…hands down without a doubt.
This is what I had this morning, along with a protein shake.
^my new go-to carb up food
Pancakes, cuz the place up the street makes them so good it should be illegal.
Pancakes
Why pancakes? because BUCKWHEAT cakes FTW!