He got his just desserts?
[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:
He got his just desserts?[/quote]
It was obviously a waffle put between the pancakes in order to sabotage the contest.
So now pancakes have killed more people than steroids?
[quote]jchenky wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
jchenky wrote:
Only shows that waffles are superior.
No, it only shows that the person must’ve been a closet waffle lover and too stupid to eat a pancake.
To eat a waffle is more complex than to eat a pancake. A waffle eater has mastered the beautiful art of eating waffles. Therefore, having NO problem eating a simple boring pancake.[/quote]
Ok, then tell me how YOU eat a waffle.
Take your waffles and jam it in your ear. Wimpy syrup traps and your Belgium accents. I eat American!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“You never hear about a waffle eater dying. Looks like we just [have] more self control than you flimsy, pancake eaters. Waffles FTW!”
- a friend of mine[/quote]
Even though I am a waffle fan myself, I must point out it could be argued that waffle eaters do not die from overeating their dessert of choice because waffles do not taste as good as pancakes.
This is obviously a case of a man overdosing on unadulterated awesomeness. Let’s face it: some people are simply not capable of consuming so much of a good thing at once. That’s why waffles were created in the first place - to keep a lid on all the awesome. And they have worked exceedingly well in this capacity.
[quote]ctschneider wrote:
…Let’s face it: some people are simply not capable of consuming so much of a good thing at once. …[/quote]
“We never eat waffles because they have yeast,
One little bite turns a man to a beast!
And have you ever seen a sadder disgrace,
Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face!”
—Official song of the Montana Ladies’ Temperance Union
he probably wanted to die after eating that many pancakes, what a fun experience. how could it be topped?! oh i know, if they were weed pancakes! we did it last year and it was pretty awesome, but i would’ve been bugging out after 10 - let alone any number approaching the 40s…
[quote]VON_Ballack wrote:
oh i know, if they were weed pancakes! we did it last year and it was pretty awesome, but i would’ve been bugging out after 10 - let alone any number approaching the 40s…[/quote]
You’re cool in my book
[quote]ctschneider wrote:
This is obviously a case of a man overdosing on unadulterated awesomeness. Let’s face it: some people are simply not capable of consuming so much of a good thing at once. That’s why waffles were created in the first place - to keep a lid on all the awesome. And they have worked exceedingly well in this capacity.[/quote]
QFT!!!
This just shows that pancakes are way more badass than waffles, how many waffles have killed people, huh?
Basassery Scale:
Pancakes:1
Waffles:0
/thread
Hey, if you guys think it is cool and badass to kill someone…
Enjoy your years of therapy.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Hey, if you guys think it is cool and badass to kill someone…
Enjoy your years of therapy.[/quote]
Hey, he finished 40 of them before they retaliated.
He had it coming.
The article fails to mention that 9 out of 10 of the contestants also died. They weren’t pancakes: they were yellowcakes.
Now ~that’s~ badass.
I’m going to be a downer here… but one of my clients passed away from choking on a pancake. Not a fun thing to watch. This shit does happen.
Carry on… I’m sure I spoiled the party. 
[quote]Dopa wrote:
I’m going to be a downer here… but one of my clients passed away from choking on a pancake. Not a fun thing to watch. This shit does happen.
Carry on… I’m sure I spoiled the party. :)[/quote]
Was he/she entered in a contest at the time?
[quote]Dopa wrote:
I’m going to be a downer here… but one of my clients passed away from choking on a pancake. Not a fun thing to watch. This shit does happen.
Carry on… I’m sure I spoiled the party. :)[/quote]
Pancakes are on a murderous rampage! No one is safe!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Dopa wrote:
I’m going to be a downer here… but one of my clients passed away from choking on a pancake. Not a fun thing to watch. This shit does happen.
Carry on… I’m sure I spoiled the party.
Pancakes are on a murderous rampage! No one is safe![/quote]
You’re next!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Dopa wrote:
I’m going to be a downer here… but one of my clients passed away from choking on a pancake. Not a fun thing to watch. This shit does happen.
Carry on… I’m sure I spoiled the party.
Pancakes are on a murderous rampage! No one is safe!
You’re next![/quote]
Now I know how John Connor feels.