[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
Funny example you used, as this is quite obviously Australia…we don’t have red dirt like you or the same kind of bush.[/quote]
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Excuses, excuses. It’s all a conspiracy eh?
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No, it’s not an excuse or a conspiracy theory, what a stupid thing to say.
It’s all too simple really.
You just tried to make a lame “New Zealander’s are sheep shaggers” joke and failed epically because you used a common picture from the net of an Australian farmer on a bike with a sheep.
It just makes you a fucking dumb cunt that you can’t even recognise your own Aussie outback.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Doesn’t mulesing make it kind of gross?
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Mulesing? WTF? almost phased out in NZ yet still common practice in Australia as a way to reduce the incidence of Myiasis.
In July 2009, representatives of the Australian wool industry scrapped an earlier promise, made in November 2004, to phase out the practice of mulesing in Australia by 31 December 2010
So, epic fail number two.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Love that native dancing you guys do
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As for the native dancing…like I give a flying fuck what you like.
[quote]SexMachine wrote:
we cream you at rugby BTW
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As for creaming us at Rugby, that is epic fail number three and your biggest fail to date.
Here are the test stats since we started playing each other.
Games played (Aus vs NZ) 140
Games Australia have won 40
Games Australia have lost 95
Draws 5
Australias winning percentage 28.5%
Tri-nations championship wins.
NZ 10
South Africa 3
Australia 2
The Bledisloe cup wins.
New Zealand 39 (including 1931)
Australia 12
Longest time held by Australia: 5 years (1998–2002) (5 Titles)
Longest time held by New Zealand: 28 years (1951–1978) (12 Titles)
What does it all mean the curious reader might ask?
SKIPPY GETS PWND.
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Whoah! Settle down. Just joking pal. I don’t care if it’s an Aussie on that bike. We all fuck sheep equally right?
I notice you left out the World Cup though:
Australia - Champions: Twice, 1991 and 1999
South Africa - Champions: Twice, 1995 and 2007
New Zealand - Champions: Once, 1987
NOTE: This was supposed to be some good natured jabbing. Not a serious comparison of national character. I am also aware that you guys are the best rugby players in the world…in a sense…kind of…apart from us in some ways…we’ll see in October.