[quote]malonetd wrote:
I lost my virginity to a girl named Tequila.[/quote]
coughhookercough lol just sounds like that type of name
I love tequila, slammers, shooters, it’s also amazing mixed with fresh orange juice if you just want a nice drink
party style = lick salt off girls tits, down shot held by her and take lemon out her mouth 
tis fun (can be done more sexually but never done that)
OG? wanna try it with me? It’ll be fun honest, we can wear kilts
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
malonetd wrote:
I lost my virginity to a girl named Tequila.
coughhookercough lol just sounds like that type of name
I love tequila, slammers, shooters, it’s also amazing mixed with fresh orange juice if you just want a nice drink
party style = lick salt off girls tits, down shot held by her and take lemon out her mouth tis fun (can be done more sexually but never done that)
OG? wanna try it with me? It’ll be fun honest, we can wear kilts[/quote]
body shots … they seem like such a good idea after a few shots of tequila
Tequila is one of those things that always seems like a great idea at the time, but leaves you paying for it later.
Body shots are the yummiest.
Tequilla is my favorite snarlin’ darlin. She’s so feisty & fun! I have to be faithful to her, though. She won’t put up with drinking any other alcohols in the same evening. (Ah, if I had only learned that in my early drinking age.)
I was at a Christmas party where I knew the owner of the pub. He invited a select few patrons to a private after-hours party in his pub. I remember going behind the bar & tipping my head under the bottle. I pulled down on the doohickie, and helped myself to as many shots as I wanted. I remember going back 3 or 4 times. Somewhere between the 2nd and 3d trip, I remember smoking cigars. I also remember sliding down the stairs on my tummy, “like a baby seal!!” Hee hee! (I guess you had to have been there. It was hilarious at the time.)
I love tequilla. She is divine.
It is not for reason it is known in slang as “Tuh-Kill-Yuh”…Sexy Siren wrapped in silk at night, Fat-Hairy leather-chaps wearing anal-raper in the morning…
I got my stomach pumped last time I did tequila shots.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I got my stomach pumped last time I did tequila shots.[/quote]
Sounds like a Rod Stewart story behind this.
[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
It is not for reason it is known in slang as “Tuh-Kill-Yuh”…Sexy Siren wrapped in silk at night, Fat-Hairy leather-chaps wearing anal-raper in the morning…[/quote]
HEY!!!
I hadn’t heard it that way before!!!
“Tah - Kill- Yah”
oh yeah… I can believe that
The 20s? You told me it was your dad who saw the Buddy Rich/Gene Krupa drum battle.
Women always lie about their age.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
The 20s? You told me it was your dad who saw the Buddy Rich/Gene Krupa drum battle.
Women always lie about their age. [/quote]
???
Skins… I would say anything it takes to get you to bang that drum for me
But… I don’t know what you mean
see… now this not the normal body of a waitress south of the border selling body shots
BUT!!! after a few shots, you will swear every woman has this body. Tequila is better than beer goggles
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
The 20s? You told me it was your dad who saw the Buddy Rich/Gene Krupa drum battle.
Women always lie about their age.
???
Skins… I would say anything it takes to get you to bang that drum for me
But… I don’t know what you mean
[/quote]
Silly girl. I was making a funny.
20s as in the 1920s.
Blonde is your natural color right?
Me too!
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Tequila is better than beer goggles[/quote]
You’re telling me.
(blushes)
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I got my stomach pumped last time I did tequila shots.
Sounds like a Rod Stewart story behind this.[/quote]
Totally uninteresting story actually. Long night of Whiskey and Bourbon, then challenged to do shots of Tequila… I thought to myself “Hell, it’s only 20”
[quote]Bujo wrote:
I had just come back from a 3 week stretch on an offshore oil rig, I was thirsty and horny. Me and couple buddies started out at dive where you paid a $5 dollar and then drank for free until 11:00PM. After that we hit up a pool hall where my buddy decided it was Patron for the rest of the night.
The last thing I remember was standing at the bar with girl on each side of me and 3 tequila shots in front of me. The girls weren’t tequila enthusiasts so I slammed all three. The next morning I woke up with an unknown brunette, a split lip, and one of the nastiest black eyes ever.
I did alot of growing up among the Texas/Mexico border towns, where you were never more than 20 miles from a “Boystown”. Back then it was OK to pass out in a Mexican bar at 5:00 AM after drinking $1 tequila and 25 cent Sol beer.
Boystowns are known for the hookers and the infamous donkey show, the grand finale of the night. What’s really disturbing are some of the opening acts invovling various fruits, ping pong balls, cellphones, and some poor drunk bastard who actually decides to eat the banana after its been used in the show.[/quote]
Fuck, that makes me want to go to Mexico.
But I heard on 60 minutes that Tijuana is a war zone at the moment, with rival drug gangs battling for control of their turf.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Ask me about two nights ago and my bottle of Patron.
Pics or didn’t happen. And I promise to capture some pics one day of my own, Push.
Oh, I have some pics.[/quote]
Shit, I was hoping you would miss my post. You know what a puss I am. I would never say such things unless I had some tequila in me already. (^:
body shot
