[quote]Varqanir wrote:
And the stewardesses on those planes (whom I imagine all wearing micro-miniskirts and .45 pistols on their slim, shapely hips) come around before the flight handing out complimentary spliffs, peanuts with dried psilocybin mushrooms, and hashish brownies.
I think that would be worth putting up with an extra two million babies a year.
Okay, you’ve convinced me. Chalk up one more vote for Pat.
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Especially if there are 2 million more smokin hot babes…
I can’t believe no one’s voted for Kodos.
[quote]bozbot wrote:
How about we just rid ourselves of the concept of “adulthood”?
I wish this would be discussed in more seriousness. It makes so much sense it isnt even funny.
why should age determine your rights when age is not a factor in actual maturity.[/quote]
Did you honestly just say age isn’t a factor in maturity?
[quote]Gael wrote:
bozbot wrote:
How about we just rid ourselves of the concept of “adulthood”?
I wish this would be discussed in more seriousness. It makes so much sense it isnt even funny.
why should age determine your rights when age is not a factor in actual maturity.
Did you honestly just say age isn’t a factor in maturity?
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It’s what all kids say when they want to be an adult, but are not old enough to handle it, yet.
[quote]Gael wrote:
Did you honestly just say age isn’t a factor in maturity?
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I believe our friend is being figurative. A good wine will only mature with age but it does not guarantee the quality of the grapes used so make it. Some wines mature faster than others.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Gael wrote:
Did you honestly just say age isn’t a factor in maturity?
I believe our friend is being figurative. A good wine will only mature with age but it does not guarantee the quality of the grapes used so make it. Some wines mature faster than others.[/quote]
But it takes a given amount of time for the grapes to ferment. Regardless of the quality, a minimum time is required or all you have is grape juice that thinks it is a wine.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
But it takes a given amount of time for the grapes to ferment. Regardless of the quality, a minimum time is required or all you have is grape juice that thinks it is a wine.
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Grapes can become wine in less than 10 days – it tastes like shit but it’s still got all the characteristics that make it wine.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
rainjack wrote:
But it takes a given amount of time for the grapes to ferment. Regardless of the quality, a minimum time is required or all you have is grape juice that thinks it is a wine.
Grapes can become wine in less than 10 days – it tastes like shit but it’s still got all the characteristics that make it wine.[/quote]
I saw this wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”
-Mitch Hedberg