so true…
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[quote]redheadfred wrote:
so true…
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That’s one of my favorites.
My favorite
A favorite of mine.
just for Steve O and Zeb (in case you missd it in the other thread)
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
owned.[/quote]
A Russian and a American wrestler were set to square off in the Olympic Gold match. Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, " Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on the Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ’ pretzel’ hold he has, what ever you do. do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished." The American nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn’t watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a sceam, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone. he asked, " How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered, " Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but, at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies as hard as I could."
" So," the trainer exclaimed, " That’s what finished him off!"
" Not really. You’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts."
Bullpup
I always thought this was pretty damn funny…
what is wrong with this picture?
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[quote]kingkrs wrote:
what is wrong with this picture?[/quote]
The only thing I really consider wrong is the pink jacket.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
kingkrs wrote:
what is wrong with this picture?
The only thing I really consider wrong is the pink jacket.[/quote]
And the beer can holders
But not the guy pissing in the back ground on the left?
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
kingkrs wrote:
what is wrong with this picture?
The only thing I really consider wrong is the pink jacket.
And the beer can holders
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Yeah I guess you are right, the pink jacket has got to go, everything else is totally acceptable.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
kingkrs wrote:
what is wrong with this picture?
The only thing I really consider wrong is the pink jacket.
And the beer can holders
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[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
But not the guy pissing in the back ground on the left?
electric_eales wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
kingkrs wrote:
what is wrong with this picture?
The only thing I really consider wrong is the pink jacket.
And the beer can holders
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No. Drinking around 1.5 gallons a day myself, I can relate. I hope having to look at that pink jacket doesn’t spoil the pleasure of alleviation for the poor guy…
fat kid
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
fat kid[/quote]
The animated version is brilliant.