I experienced the same thing when moving to an appt with no balcony [1st floor]. I bought a cusineart counter top grill/griddle [has both sides]. And then i took to slicing my meat treats a tiny bit thinner and cooking them shits up on there.
It does ok and you get a similar effect to proper grill. I eat my shit pretty raw though so my cook times would be useless to post. but if you need that med-well or well done cook then just cover meats with a lid. Best thing is it’s about 2 feet x 1 and cooks a piss load of meat at once. gets hot as fuck to for some nice blue rare bits.
-chris
P.S. - apparently the one i got is discontinued. shit deal.
For the dried out dilemma… Beefstock/chicken stock.
You can make your own or buy it at the grocery store. Usually shelved next to soups. Doesn’t effect the flavor but helps keep it juicy.
Either:
- Soak the meat in it for a few hours
or
- Continuously brush it on while it’s grilling.
Overall though, I feel for you man. If I couldn’t use my grill I’d be lost.
Just ignore the damn rule and bbq away lol…does it really have to get any more complicated than THAT? 
[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
Just ignore the damn rule and bbq away lol…does it really have to get any more complicated than THAT? ;)[/quote]
thats the plan homie…
only problem is they are going to come around and check for grills and confiscate what they find like some DAMN drug raid.
I’m just going to put the grill in my walk in closet and not let them in their tomorrow…there are no smoke detectors in their so they don’ t need to check it without a warrant. Tomorrow will probably be the only problem day…being that I’m like 80lbs heavier and more muscled up than everybody here…I think I’ll get my way. 
lol
Then I’ll just wheel the bad boy out when I’m going to use it.
I also bought a chain and lock that I’m going to lock to the fence…it will also be hidden so that if they f*ck with it they are going to tear down part of the fence.
HA! HA!
[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:
thats the plan homie…
only problem is they are going to come around and check for grills and confiscate what they find like some DAMN drug raid.
I’m just going to put the grill in my walk in closet and not let them in their tomorrow…there are no smoke detectors in their so they don’ t need to check it without a warrant. Tomorrow will probably be the only problem day…being that I’m like 80lbs heavier and more muscled up than everybody here…I think I’ll get my way. lol
Then I’ll just wheel the bad boy out when I’m going to use it.
I also bought a chain and lock that I’m going to lock to the fence…it will also be hidden so that if they f*ck with it they are going to tear down part of the fence.
HA! HA!
[/quote]
Well let us know how it goes, but be aware that it may be in your lease that they can either pass the fine along or start eviction (revocation) of your lease.
If you don’t want to have to abide by what the property is telling you why not buy your own house or townhome?
start a fire and roast that beef like a real man (they didnt say anything about wood)
Good plan. be sure to butter them up with some offered drinks and free porn.
Tell them that you only eat protein powder. the lay person thinks this is obvious when they see a big thick dude. “He/She must eat only raw meat and protein powder.”
-chris
[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:
FREEEEDDOOOMMMM (braveheart)
so today I got a letter saying that I can no longer bbq at my apt. First we weren’t allowed charcoal so I got propane…now none whatsoever!
F*ck these guys! If I can’t have my bbq then MGMT can’t have their front teeth as I’ll remove them with my fist.
Their COMMUNIST I tell ya…COMMUNIST!
How can I eat my steak and chicken now? George Foreman dries them out too much.
BBQ is like taking away part of what makes me a MAN!
I’m pissed and unfortunately I cannot do a damn thing about it besides bitch and moan on the internet.
F*ck this place…this may be the one thing that pushes me over the edge. LOL You all may be seeing me in the newspapers very soon. LOL
/rant
isn’t it bs how dumbass rules and laws are made in the world and especially in the United States…if there is one thing that ‘irks’ me more than anything, its f*cked up rules that don’t have to be there that have been put in place by the higher power for who knows what reason.
oh well…life goes on.
As you can tell I really like to BBQ.
I’m going to protest.[/quote]
You should sue, This is exactly the type of lawsuit that you can win. You’re a body builder. You need your steak, Pan cooking steak is sac religious. You signed a lease when you were allowed to grill. If they can just take away the grill why can’t you just reduce the payment?
Either that or just buy a grill pan!
[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:
FREEEEDDOOOMMMM (braveheart)
so today I got a letter saying that I can no longer bbq at my apt. First we weren’t allowed charcoal so I got propane…now none whatsoever!
F*ck these guys! If I can’t have my bbq then MGMT can’t have their front teeth as I’ll remove them with my fist.
Their COMMUNIST I tell ya…COMMUNIST!
How can I eat my steak and chicken now? George Foreman dries them out too much.
BBQ is like taking away part of what makes me a MAN!
I’m pissed and unfortunately I cannot do a damn thing about it besides bitch and moan on the internet.
F*ck this place…this may be the one thing that pushes me over the edge. LOL You all may be seeing me in the newspapers very soon. LOL
/rant
isn’t it bs how dumbass rules and laws are made in the world and especially in the United States…if there is one thing that ‘irks’ me more than anything, its f*cked up rules that don’t have to be there that have been put in place by the higher power for who knows what reason.
oh well…life goes on.
As you can tell I really like to BBQ.
I’m going to protest.[/quote]
Its a fucking fire hazard bro. I’m sure its a fucking stucco jungle of a complex, just like mine, and ain’t shit lighting on fire in that motherfucker. I got the same shit at my place. When I first moved in, I bought me a new cot, 4 plates from the dollar store, and a mini grill from Wal-Mart. As soon as I fired that badboy up some aging hippy liberal narc’ed on me and I had management yelling at me. It’s the broiler all the way for me when I do up some steaks or some for some carne asada I use a grill pan. I just open up all the windows and the slider.
[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
Dirty Gerdy wrote:
FREEEEDDOOOMMMM (braveheart)
so today I got a letter saying that I can no longer bbq at my apt. First we weren’t allowed charcoal so I got propane…now none whatsoever!
F*ck these guys! If I can’t have my bbq then MGMT can’t have their front teeth as I’ll remove them with my fist.
Their COMMUNIST I tell ya…COMMUNIST!
How can I eat my steak and chicken now? George Foreman dries them out too much.
BBQ is like taking away part of what makes me a MAN!
I’m pissed and unfortunately I cannot do a damn thing about it besides bitch and moan on the internet.
F*ck this place…this may be the one thing that pushes me over the edge. LOL You all may be seeing me in the newspapers very soon. LOL
/rant
isn’t it bs how dumbass rules and laws are made in the world and especially in the United States…if there is one thing that ‘irks’ me more than anything, its f*cked up rules that don’t have to be there that have been put in place by the higher power for who knows what reason.
oh well…life goes on.
As you can tell I really like to BBQ.
I’m going to protest.
Its a fucking fire hazard bro. I’m sure its a fucking stucco jungle of a complex, just like mine, and ain’t shit lighting on fire in that motherfucker. I got the same shit at my place. When I first moved in, I bought me a new cot, 4 plates from the dollar store, and a mini grill from Wal-Mart. As soon as I fired that badboy up some aging hippy liberal narc’ed on me and I had management yelling at me. It’s the broiler all the way for me when I do up some steaks or some for some carne asada I use a grill pan. I just open up all the windows and the slider. [/quote]
That’s a god damn outrage. I wish somebody would put that guys head on the grill. Either that or turn his car in to a bonfire and grill some shit on that.