[quote]sen say wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Sometimes, I get a little bummed when a post that I think was comic gold doesn’t get a LOL, but I’m usually satisfied with knowing I made myself laugh.
Same here, but goddmit sometimes the constant sound of crickets chirping is depressing…
NOW…tootles laughed at me AND called me sweetie…where oh where are the rest of the t-hawties and when will they commence throwing their lingerie at me a la Tom Jones ?
[/quote]
Hey, it’s not unusual…
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
You can hold the meter stick.
This is America. Fuck the Metric System, we measure our cocks in yards!
I prefer to measure mine in the bedroom. Last time I measured it in the yard the neighbor lady crashed her car into my mailbox.
Jesus! Not in the FRONT yard you moron!
I was standing in the back yard.[/quote]
Now that certainly deserves a rofl!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
lqtm[/quote]
Laughing Quietly To Myself?
[quote]sen say wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
LOL! (feel better?)
Sometimes, I get a little bummed when a post that I think was comic gold doesn’t get a LOL, but I’m usually satisfied with knowing I made myself laugh.
That’s very similar to my philosophy about sex.
LOL !
Now will you tell me what TQLM stands for !?!?[/quote]
LQTM - laughing quietly to myself. A comedian named (I think) Dmitri Martin had a bit on it, and how LOL is so lame because really, how often are you really L’ing OL? You just sit at your little computer and laugh quietly to yourself, at best.
for the record, I don’t give out lol’s unless the laugh is actually audible.
so your post may be funny, but I might not type anything.
especially if I have nothing else to add.
just typing “lol” seems a bit post-whorish to me.
oh, and sen say, LOL!
lol
[quote]sen say wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest.
Terrif ! I want Tootles to measure mine !
Well…I want her to hold the end of the tape measure that’s close to my torso and pmpm can unwind it in the other direction…
Who has a 36 inch tape measure ?[/quote]
Game on. I will hold it with my teeth!!
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I was standing in the back yard.
ok, that gets an lol.[/quote]
You see Sen? THAT’S how it’s done.
[quote]Renton wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I was standing in the back yard.
ok, that gets an lol.
You see Sen? THAT’S how it’s done.[/quote]
Don’t I get some credit for setting him up?
I sets 'em up, yous knocks 'em down.
No respect…
LOL
[quote]sen say wrote:
I’ve posted like 60 times today. I’d say a good 45 of those were funny posts and 10 literally had ME lol…
I know most people don’t like me and that DB and Zap are funnier, but for fucks sakes people, who do I have to blow to get a ‘lol’ ?
I gave Vicomte a lol today.
I have to admit…sometimes I don’t ‘lol’ at DB because I secretly hate him and am jealous of his success with the women…and I don’t lol at Zap because he now has a guy with a crayon in his avatar instead of his real picture so I don’t recognize him.
Anybody else out there feel bad when you don’t get a lol? [/quote]
I’m sorry. I meant to give you an ‘LOL’ earlier, and I just forgot.
Here ya go: L.O.L
Oh, while i’m at it, here’s a smiley too. 
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
sen say wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest.
Terrif ! I want Tootles to measure mine !
Well…I want her to hold the end of the tape measure that’s close to my torso and pmpm can unwind it in the other direction…
Who has a 36 inch tape measure ?
Game on. I will hold it with my teeth!![/quote]
The tape measure?
[quote]Shire wrote:
Its the internet, who cares?
You pussyhole.[/quote]
Fuck you mi amigo.
[quote]Renton wrote:
sen say wrote:
I know most people don’t like me
Damn I thought we’d kept it from you.
and that DB and Zap are funnier,
and renton too!!! Oh come on!! Please? Just a bit funnier? Oh fuck you lot I don’t care.
I gave Vicomte a lol today.
Hmmm - that’s out of character for Vic.
I have to admit…sometimes I don’t ‘lol’ at DB because I secretly hate him and am jealous of his success with the women…
Me too - well, apart from the bit about the women.
and I don’t lol at Zap because he now has a guy with a crayon in his avatar instead of his real picture so I don’t recognize him.
And he’s a total git.
Anybody else out there feel bad when you don’t get a lol?
Yes I do. Now laugh at my posts motherfuckers!!! If you don’t I’m going to cry.[/quote]
You know I love you you gay bastard…but serialy…you’re no Zap Branigan…
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Sometimes I deliberately don’t LOL at something because I’m trying to fuck with the poster’s ego.
Now that deserves a lol!
BBB[/quote]
Eff off druggie !
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
No way, the crayon is cool. The guy is kind of a douchebag though.[/quote]
Thats’ not you? FFS I thought you added some mass.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Hey, it’s not unusual…[/quote]
Okay, that tears it…I love you passionately…
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Game on. I will hold it with my teeth!![/quote]
Of course you will, because I am your daddy and holding the tape measure for my dick is a once in a lifetime opportunity…though I’d offer you the opp like a lot…
So…let’s talk about your sphincter…
[quote]Renton wrote:
You see Sen? THAT’S how it’s done.[/quote]
Zap’s the King…how I hate him…
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Renton wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I was standing in the back yard.
ok, that gets an lol.
You see Sen? THAT’S how it’s done.
Don’t I get some credit for setting him up?
I sets 'em up, yous knocks 'em down.
No respect…[/quote]
I appreciate it it! Well done. The check is in the mail.