the only things I “want” are things I can’t afford right now, meaning they’re too expensive for gifts.
[quote]cyph31 wrote:
i turned 26 a few months ago and over the past few years have tried to give the impression that i am not interested in celebrating christmas, thanksgiving, easter, my birthday or anyone else’s birthday, i won’t give anyone gifts or congratulations and i expect the same in return
has made life a lot less stressful[/quote]
I actually like celebrating Easter and Thanksgiving just because of the food.
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sen say wrote:
- Blow Job to completion in your mouth (no need to swallow)
This is the only gift men really want, anyway. [/quote]
Sexual gifts, though, are a completely different story.
I like giving people books and albums… to demonstrate that I have better taste than they do.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Sen Say, no disrespect intended.
I think your family is about an 8 1/2 on the ‘Rate My Disfunctional Family’ Scale. wow!
We need a new forum.[/quote]
Every morning I wake up and fight the genes…it’s tough being me…happily yesterday was my birthday and I got number 7 off my list complete with She Say in her cheerleader costume…rah, rah, sis boom bah !
No need to mention that this does NOT mean number 7 gets removed from the list.
[quote]sen say wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
What if it was a late 1970’s Edith Bunker?
The gift of being in an Edith B and an Emily Q sandwhich would never stop giving.
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Yes, that would be quite something! Am I remembering correctly that Edith B is no longer entirely alive?
I’m already getting psyched up for the Thanksgiving and Christmas eating season. My boss was off to make crusts for her church’s annual holiday pie sale last night. I’m totally ready for pie. And stuffing.
P.S. Happy birthday, sen say!
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
P.S. Happy birthday, sen say!
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Thanks. I got a bunch of gifts that I kept in their packaging so I can give them away on other people’s birthdays. Last night I re-gifted a Borders gift card to She Say’s brother.
[quote]sen say wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
What if it was a late 1970’s Edith Bunker?
The gift of being in an Edith B and an Emily Q sandwhich would never stop giving.
Here’s a standard list I’ve given She Say over the years. There’s a wide spectrum of prices. There’s some numbers missing because she got me those. I send this list to her everytime she says She or other people want to know what I want for a present:
- Boss DD-6 Digital Delay Guitar Effects Pedal - $159 NEW…can probably get one used for 80 - 100 bucks
OR
1A) Boss DD-3 Digital Delay Pedal - $109 new…can probably get for 50 - 70 bucks used
or
1B) Boss RC20 XL Loop Station - $250 new or probably half that if you can find it used
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Screw your family, we are exchanging gifts this year.
I’ve had a boner for Vai’s dual distortion pedal since it came out. $199
A nice guitar work-stand. My fucking Edge3 makes me rip my hair out every time I change strings. I’m also want to replace the neck and bridge pick-ups on my RG myself so this would be nery helpful. No idea on price but I would imagine $100ish.
And we might as well mention the pick ups. Dimarizio Evolution neck and Breed bridge. Neon green colors please. I think they are like $70.
Christmas is gonna rock this year Sen!
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Christmas is gonna rock this year Sen! [/quote]
Oh yeah ! Let’s pretend we’re Brian and Angus home for the holidays…we can take turns being Angus and wearing the cool outfit…that way we’ll save money on the clothes and have more dough, ray me to blow on gear and booze !
We can get Yo Momma to be Mrs. Young and bake us cookies.
She Say and her mother can be the girls down the street that show up to hear us jam in the garage (I get She Say, you get her mother, bka the future Mrs. _kid).
Yeah. I’ll bake your cookies, allright.
You 6-string cowboys need a drummer and bass player. And maybe if you learned to play that Ibanez right, your strings won’t buzz.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Yeah. I’ll bake your cookies, allright.
You 6-string cowboys need a drummer and bass player. And maybe if you learned to play that Ibanez right, your strings won’t buzz.[/quote]
Shut up. It’s the action, THE ACTION! I’ll buzz your strings, Sheehan.
If we are playing AC/DC, I can probably handle rhythm and drums at the same time. kick snare kick snare kick snare G kick snare kick snare A kick snare kick snare
Ha, I love when threads become completely random and devoid of any relation to the OP.
I was actually born on Christmas. Let’s just say that… having everybody forget my birthday… made me hate Christmas at a very young age.
As for this Christmas… all I really want is a cheap acoustic guitar so I can play simple country songs and entertain my girlfriend and I.
strippers and jagerbombs. im simple folk
[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
I was actually born on Christmas. Let’s just say that… having everybody forget my birthday… made me hate Christmas at a very young age.
As for this Christmas… all I really want is a cheap acoustic guitar so I can play simple country songs and entertain my girlfriend and I.[/quote]
My oldest brother’s birthday is Christmas day too. He’s still crabby about it and he’s going to be 41 this year.
Rock Band and Guitar Hero are the ultimate in ghey…anyone that wants either of these for a present is therefore also ghey.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
My oldest brother’s birthday is Christmas day too. He’s still crabby about it and he’s going to be 41 this year. [/quote]
Lol I’ll probably still be crabby about it at 41 too!
[quote]sen say wrote:
Rock Band and Guitar Hero are the ultimate in ghey…anyone that wants either of these for a present is therefore also ghey.[/quote]
Real guitar heroes play real fucking guitars.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Real guitar heroes play real fucking guitars. [/quote]
Fucking A Right ! What will those video game homoes come up with next? Porn Star? A game where strap on a ginormous wang and mock-bang a video porn star?
Hey wait…
Who here would pay $29.95 for a video game where you get to strap on a ginormous wang and pretend to fuck a porn star ?!?!?
[quote]sen say wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Real guitar heroes play real fucking guitars.
Fucking A Right ! What will those video game homoes come up with next? Porn Star? A game where strap on a ginormous wang and mock-bang a video porn star?
Hey wait…
Who here would pay $29.95 for a video game where you get to strap on a ginormous wang and pretend to fuck a porn star ?!?!?[/quote]
I think you need to patent that idea pronto.
You could have it so you have to thrust to the correct rhythm on the screen and then at the end it could be like a Wii game and you have to shoot your load on a designated area on the screen for maximum points.
holdiays depress me. Everyone gets together, acts like they love each other. “oh, it’s been so long. I’ve been thinking so much about you. I remember when you were just a kid. Do you still like Barney? I got you a Barney pillow!” Go fuck yourself Uncle Whateveryournameis. You don’t know me, I don’t know you. Don’t waste your money on me, i was fine without you and you were fine without me.
Fuck presents, real gifts are the times you get to spend with the people that care about you and that you really care about. I would rather my uncle go fishing with me than buy me a gift card to RadioShack. And Santa is fake, the Easter bunny is fucking stew, st. valentine was a fag and the chocolate indicates the shit stuck on his dick, and the only thing you should get on your birthday is a pat on the back for surviving another year without getting murdered, raped and murdered, raped murdered and incinerated, or commiting suicide.
Happy Holidays!