She got a dick…
Am kidding cause you said she doing the banging. BTW she did need help…
Yea this is what I’m talking about. They had portapotties specifically for TCN “third country nationals” and they had footprints instead of a seat. But they would often use OUR toilets, and stand on the seats, and shit everywhere. Fucking nasty.
Bro, squatting is definitely preferred to sitting for bowel movement. I use a squatty potty (or if I am shitting and reading, ill just sit normally) Squatty potty is fucking legit. Seriously you sit down and the shit falls out of your ass.
So ill give it to them on that, Squatting is definitely a better position. Using your HAND to wipe your asshole? Yea, Ill pass.
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She rides dudes in the backseats of cars likes she is taking a cruise
A real Savage would have asked you to join. Lmao
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Hey ever since that day she is constantly staring me down in the gym and I dont know if she wants to kill me or fuck me or both
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Are you confusing savage with strumpet?
Totally fuck, LMAO
Never heard that term before. She obviously knows what she wants.
She is fine. Fake tits. 6 pack abs. Bad little girl
She’s a whore quite disgusting. When you wife doesn’t want to have sex anymore but goes to the gym late at night…
Her husband must be dumb asf
You probably have bro… In Dumb and Dumber, the original, When they are in Denver, Lloyd (I think) says something along the lines of
“If I know mary, she will invite us right in for tea and strumpets”
Me and my brother had no idea what it meant, but my brother was KING of repeating funny lines from movies.
We were at my grandparents house and my grandma said “ill go get us some tea” and my brother said the line " shell invite us right in for tea and strumpets"
My mom was horrified. LOLOLOLOLOL
Edit: it means prostitute or slut
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Amen. A parking lot whore. I see her husband all the time. Feel sorry for him. Seems like a pretty cool dude. I ran into him recently when we were both donating to the salvation army.
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Yeah. I don’t know why they get married if they want to be a door knob.
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Yep. Your so right. Your story makes me thankful for my wife.
Hence what stops my devious thoughts from getting real…
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I got a story
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Haha that was so unexpected though. I see now why my wife complains about public restrooms. I thought woman would be cleaner for real. Odd
Hahahahaha bro that’s hilarious … chick is a doorknob.
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Dont talk about my girlfriend like that bro
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