NFL 2013 Part 2

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

902

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

[/quote]
They are already 10 point underdogs. I guess their last win in Denver was a fluke.

903

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

[/quote]
They are already 10 point underdogs. I guess their last win in Denver was a fluke.[/quote]

Check out the moneyline.

http://www.oddsshark.com/nfl/san-diego-denver-odds-december-12-2013

5 to 1 or so are pretty attractive odds.

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Coop,

Suggesting Manning would choke is extremely premature, the guy is a surgeon on the field. He is not what he once was, but he is still a beast nonetheless.

Capernick looked impressive in the final scoring drive, the better student of the game he becomes, the more dangerous he will be for opposing teams.

905

Congrats on the twins and engagement DB!

906

I have never seen so many people get hurt than in the Indy-KC game. Seriously, they were dropping like flies.

907

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I have never seen so many people get hurt than in the Indy-KC game. Seriously, they were dropping like flies. [/quote]

Even if KC had held on to win it they were screwed if Charles, Davis, Flowers, etc were out in the next game. You just can’t afford to lose that many starters at this time…

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The guy on the Packers that almost blocked the field goal must be sick after this.

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[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
The guy on the Packers that almost blocked the field goal must be sick after this.[/quote]
He was offsides and was flagged for it. The block would have just resulted in a 28 yard game winner instead of a 33 yarder :wink:

910

That’s what I get for just looking at gifs with no story that people send me.

911

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

[/quote]
I hope an AFC team wins it all to shut you NFC guys up.

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[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
The guy on the Packers that almost blocked the field goal must be sick after this.[/quote]

That should have been worth 6 points.

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[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

[/quote]
I hope an AFC team wins it all to shut you NFC guys up. [/quote]

“Extreme hopes are born of extreme misery.”

–Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays

914

[quote]gregron wrote:
NINERS!!!

Kap out duals Rodgers for the 3rd consecutive game. [/quote]

SF won, but I wouldn’t say, by any stretch that Kap outplayed Rogers. SF should have won by a lot more considering the talent on that team. Rogers played amazing and was the only reason GB was even in the game. SF has a better O line, secondary, Defense and special teams, they do not have the better QB. Gore did a lot of the heavy lifting for the SF offense after all.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I have never seen so many people get hurt than in the Indy-KC game. Seriously, they were dropping like flies. [/quote]

Even if KC had held on to win it they were screwed if Charles, Davis, Flowers, etc were out in the next game. You just can’t afford to lose that many starters at this time…[/quote]

Yeah, even if they won, they were doomed for the rest of the play-offs. There’s only so many injuries a team can take and KC took too many to survive.

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[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
The guy on the Packers that almost blocked the field goal must be sick after this.[/quote]

I blame coaching on that one. Trusting that defense that played above their grade as it was, was not a good plan. You want the ball in your hands in the last 2 minutes of the game. For both Philly and GB, I think they should have gone for the onside kick, and if you don’t get it, you can still get the ball back with 2 minutes on the clock, rather than letting the other team score and run down the clock. Even if they score, the offenses of both teams had a better chance of moving the ball than the defenses had of stopping the ball.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Coop,

Suggesting Manning would choke is extremely premature, the guy is a surgeon on the field. He is not what he once was, but he is still a beast nonetheless.
[/quote]
Really!? He had a career season. I wouldn’t be counting Manning out, at all.

[quote]
Capernick looked impressive in the final scoring drive, the better student of the game he becomes, the more dangerous he will be for opposing teams. [/quote]

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[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

[/quote]
I hope an AFC team wins it all to shut you NFC guys up. [/quote]

“Extreme hopes are born of extreme misery.”

–Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays

[/quote]
I think you guys better “hope” the Panthers beat the Niners, because if they Niners and Seahawks both win, I think the Niners will win in Seattle.

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[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Aha! We found DB Cooper!

By the way, DB, where did you stash the $200k? [/quote]

In your fucking condom drawer. That’s why no one has ever found it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote]

Your new wife doesn’t like condoms. True story. [/quote]

No shit. That’s why I have twins on the way. She also doesn’t like fags, which is why she never gave you the time of day.[/quote]

I’m a bit surprised you would marry someone who doesn’t like Kaepernick. But then again, you always have seemed tolerant and understanding of the feelings of others.

Anyhoo, assuming SF tears through Carolina, it seems fitting that SF’s season will come to a lonely end at the Link.

[/quote]

I laugh. Marshawn Lynch has looked like shit the last few weeks and the compound femur fracture that Navorro Bowman is going to visit upon Russell Wilson is going to make it very hard for them to beat the Niners. Assuming the Niners can get past Carolina. That game and the subsequent game (regardless of who wins in the SF/Car game) will be FAR more physical than anything coming out of the fucking AFC, that’s for sure. I think Carolina, Seattle, and SF are capable of planting that crook-necked, overrated choke artist they call Manning right into the fucking turf. Assuming the Saints do their part and lose, the NFC Championship Game is guaranteed to feature two teams that both could easily end Manning’s career in the Super Bowl.[/quote]

At least we agree that the NFC rules the wasteland and that the AFC is populated mostly by giant pussies. Unfortunately, I don’t think an NFC defense will get a crack at Manning because the ghost-of-Junior-Seau-inspired Chargers are going to knock out Denver next week.

[/quote]
I hope an AFC team wins it all to shut you NFC guys up. [/quote]

“Extreme hopes are born of extreme misery.”

–Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays

[/quote]
I think you guys better “hope” the Panthers beat the Niners, because if they Niners and Seahawks both win, I think the Niners will win in Seattle.[/quote]

Any team can win on any given Sunday. And as painful as it would be for the Hawks to lose to the Niners, it would be equally sweet to see them vanquished by Seattle. Any Hawks fan who isn’t praying for a Hawks/Niners Championship game is a pussy plain and simple.

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[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
NINERS!!!

Kap out duals Rodgers for the 3rd consecutive game. [/quote]

SF won, but I wouldn’t say, by any stretch that Kap outplayed Rogers.
[/quote]
Rodgers:
17 for 26 with 177 yards and a TD
2 rushes for 11 yards
188 total yards

Kap:
16 for 30 with 227 yards and a TD/INT
7 rushes for 98 yards
325 total yards

I would say that is outplaying Rodgers… AGAIN